The Useless East Canada thread!
05-04-2009, 01:30 PM
What's going on? Did anyone end up lapping on the weekend? I have a story for you all.
Well my neighbor picks up a brand new 2009 Viper on Friday. His Step son is getting married on Saturday. His step son is 21. I drive by the garage on Sunday and I see the new Viper in pieces. The front bumper is cracked. The Front quarter panel is cracked. Both front rims are dented in and the tires are flat. Several parts are being stripped off. At least my neighbor owns a body shop.
What I surmise is that step son takes keys to viper leaving wedding. Proceeds to get out of the parking lot. Drives 600 hp car like any 21 year old would and runs over a median or curb while out of control at high speed causing the damage.
If that was my kid, he'd be paying for that damage a very long time.
Well my neighbor picks up a brand new 2009 Viper on Friday. His Step son is getting married on Saturday. His step son is 21. I drive by the garage on Sunday and I see the new Viper in pieces. The front bumper is cracked. The Front quarter panel is cracked. Both front rims are dented in and the tires are flat. Several parts are being stripped off. At least my neighbor owns a body shop.
What I surmise is that step son takes keys to viper leaving wedding. Proceeds to get out of the parking lot. Drives 600 hp car like any 21 year old would and runs over a median or curb while out of control at high speed causing the damage.
If that was my kid, he'd be paying for that damage a very long time.
That's a messed up situation..
05-04-2009, 07:11 PM
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What's going on? Did anyone end up lapping on the weekend? I have a story for you all.
Well my neighbor picks up a brand new 2009 Viper on Friday. His Step son is getting married on Saturday. His step son is 21. I drive by the garage on Sunday and I see the new Viper in pieces. The front bumper is cracked. The Front quarter panel is cracked. Both front rims are dented in and the tires are flat. Several parts are being stripped off. At least my neighbor owns a body shop.
What I surmise is that step son takes keys to viper leaving wedding. Proceeds to get out of the parking lot. Drives 600 hp car like any 21 year old would and runs over a median or curb while out of control at high speed causing the damage.
If that was my kid, he'd be paying for that damage a very long time.
Well my neighbor picks up a brand new 2009 Viper on Friday. His Step son is getting married on Saturday. His step son is 21. I drive by the garage on Sunday and I see the new Viper in pieces. The front bumper is cracked. The Front quarter panel is cracked. Both front rims are dented in and the tires are flat. Several parts are being stripped off. At least my neighbor owns a body shop.
What I surmise is that step son takes keys to viper leaving wedding. Proceeds to get out of the parking lot. Drives 600 hp car like any 21 year old would and runs over a median or curb while out of control at high speed causing the damage.
If that was my kid, he'd be paying for that damage a very long time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzGTOumADn8
05-05-2009, 03:56 AM
Haha, yeah well I surmised wrong. He picked up the Viper Friday and a jealous Ex Girlfriend knew he was picking it up that day. She broke into the garage over night and went ape on the car causing 35K in vandalism damage.
05-05-2009, 04:01 AM
05-05-2009, 04:44 AM
05-05-2009, 06:05 AM
Dave is being a PuuussC... Comon dave! Inquiring minds want to know!
Ninja Edit: I didnt want to take it OT in the other thread..
Why top secret?... Your not being fair, dave!.
you afraid Rich's stock block powa is going to take you?
Ninja Edit: I didnt want to take it OT in the other thread..
you afraid Rich's stock block powa is going to take you?
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Unless of course she's a 250lb body builder
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05-05-2009, 07:40 AM