this thread is awesome.

+0.999999

 

reading this cheered me up, thanks to the OP


Zquicksilver

 

I think you guys chased him off the board.

 

Great Cheston because I was only going to give a +0.000001 for this thread.

 

And they gave you a license?

 

you guys are giving him hard time, this will prevent other noobs telling us what happend!

 

DEE DEE DEE!

 

yeah cut the entire center section out of your dash. preferably with some assorted power tool i.e. chainsaw/garden shears. from this point you will find a wiring harness grab ahold and pull it out while cutting randomly at the same time. when this is accomplished superglue dash back together, and the light should be gone.

 

You must replace the diagnostic unit.. per Nissan..
Or clear the crash codes at your own risk.
I did the latter on one car, no issues.

 

To the OP is this you?

 

i actually laughed out loud

 

no, you guys didn't chase me off the board. I had Finals last week, and I didn't want your dick-comments to affect me (no that it would). For people who wonder if I really did this, i can let me tell you this. i am 21, the car is all paid for with my summer internships and work study accumulated over the past 2 years or so. In another word my parents weren't involved in this purchase. Trust me, I am not one of those rice ***** you see everyday in LA or where-ever they may be (haha we taking this country over, we aint going no-where. Just kidding alright, i am from the liberated West Coast... so hopefully no honkin-tonks take what I said to the heart. **** another "racist" comment... hopefully I won't get deported. That would suck, i love this country too much ) . I ain't tryin to show-off, or anything. I just wanna tell you guys that I value my money and investment at much as anyone (can you call a Z an investment??).... yeah this should give you some hint to the degree of factualness to my 1st post!!

FYI I can drift, on my bike, very well. No i will not get on to show this on you-tube, I am grown-*** man. Why do you think i have a Z!

Anyway I posted another (not so hilarious, but rather serious) question, please comment!

I am glad to put a smile on some of y'all's face...

as much as i hate this thread for being the clown, i hope it lives longer.... so keep coming

 

So replacing the airbag won't eliminate the warning light??? How do i clear the crash codes???

 

Hey y'all, my cousin just bought an RX-8. I personally prefer low revving like the Z, but that rotary engine rocks! It rides soo much better than Z...