How can I become a Moderator?
Originally Posted by Skorch
1. You must own a Z and it must run at least a 12.00 in the 1/4 mile
2. You have to have a minimum of 5000 posts
3. You must have at least a Top Secret government clearance
4. You must be able to contribute at least twice as much **** as you have been already
5. You have to be able to spell and have perfect grammar and punctuation. Knowing the difference between your and you're is a must, as well as there their and they're. You also must warn any members for improper usage of the aforementioned words.
6. You must enforce the "search before you post" law with an iron fist - no stupid questions tolerated.
7. You must dedicate at least 12 hours a day to the forum, 10 of which you must spend searching for new **** to post.
8. You must pass a drug screen, background check, provide proof of residence in a major country, and prove that you have a girlfriend.
9. You have to fill out a 35-page application, disclosing information such as your social security number, bank account numbers and favorite color.
10. You must be willing to sign a 10-year contract that in the event of your lack of attendance or failure to follow any of the rules, all your assets shall become property of my350Z.com.
There are many other rules and requirements not mentioned here, but this will give you a general idea of what to expect. Good luck!
2. You have to have a minimum of 5000 posts
3. You must have at least a Top Secret government clearance
4. You must be able to contribute at least twice as much **** as you have been already
5. You have to be able to spell and have perfect grammar and punctuation. Knowing the difference between your and you're is a must, as well as there their and they're. You also must warn any members for improper usage of the aforementioned words.
6. You must enforce the "search before you post" law with an iron fist - no stupid questions tolerated.
7. You must dedicate at least 12 hours a day to the forum, 10 of which you must spend searching for new **** to post.
8. You must pass a drug screen, background check, provide proof of residence in a major country, and prove that you have a girlfriend.
9. You have to fill out a 35-page application, disclosing information such as your social security number, bank account numbers and favorite color.
10. You must be willing to sign a 10-year contract that in the event of your lack of attendance or failure to follow any of the rules, all your assets shall become property of my350Z.com.
There are many other rules and requirements not mentioned here, but this will give you a general idea of what to expect. Good luck!
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From: Houston
Originally Posted by Diesel350
I've been here long enough and I might as well become a moderator because I'm on here all the time.
I think I would be a great moderator
I think I would be a great moderator
All mods have a birth mark the shape of an arrow and a ***** pointing directly at their butt cracks. It is said only maybe 1 in 300,000 men and 1 in 1,000,000,000 women share this rare feature.
yea? well i think you're a douche bag, so X the moderator material, EVERYONE has to like you 
no but seriously.
to be come a moderator you must survive a death blast from Voldamorts wand which will leave a Z scar in th middle of your forehead thus making you Moderator material.
no but seriously.
to be come a moderator you must survive a death blast from Voldamorts wand which will leave a Z scar in th middle of your forehead thus making you Moderator material.
Last edited by kayfuNk; Jun 14, 2007 at 01:26 PM.
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