5AT Vortech track result
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Originally Posted by Alberto
You didnt have to get your panties in a bunch when I asked a legit question. If you cant take legit criticism, then dont post on a public forum, its that simple.
Ive toasted it 1X. The first 3 were versions 001-003-well documented problem tranny's replaced under warranty. Nice try on a put down though. I push my car the way I feel people should when they go to the track, you break $hit when you race, its part of the game. You trying to put me down because I do something only 5% of Z owners do shows how much you really dont understand racing. Enjoy leaving your truck in "D" down the 1/4 and thinking you can drive though.
Originally Posted by booger
Wow..you guys ! A guy cant even defend his wife with out the drag race gansta's coming out in force to pounce on the guy . I think Alberto could have taken care of it nicely , but the rest of the gang came in to defend him first ....geeez !!!!
Booger-is your 5AT faster or slower when you leave it in full auto?
(switching sides) Yeah alberto, you obviously cant shift, how many trannys does that make??
and booger, we are just kidding with this guy, he is fun!!
i can see him right now, i will paint the picture.
he is sitting in the second bedroom of his trailer, wearing his cut off jean shorts, 3 speed fan blowing his mullet, listening to Motley Crues "Girls,Girls,Girls.." in the background, holding up the devils sign with his left hand while he types very fast with his right..., "Hey honey, will you bring me another beer??" he exclaims while the dog eats his leftover macaroni and cheese....
"Man, i love my Ford!!!"
and booger, we are just kidding with this guy, he is fun!!
i can see him right now, i will paint the picture.
he is sitting in the second bedroom of his trailer, wearing his cut off jean shorts, 3 speed fan blowing his mullet, listening to Motley Crues "Girls,Girls,Girls.." in the background, holding up the devils sign with his left hand while he types very fast with his right..., "Hey honey, will you bring me another beer??" he exclaims while the dog eats his leftover macaroni and cheese....
"Man, i love my Ford!!!"
Originally Posted by Audible Mayhem
(switching sides) Yeah alberto, you obviously cant shift, how many trannys does that make??
and booger, we are just kidding with this guy, he is fun!!
i can see him right now, i will paint the picture.
he is sitting in the second bedroom of his trailer, wearing his cut off jean shorts, 3 speed fan blowing his mullet, listening to Motley Crues "Girls,Girls,Girls.." in the background, holding up the devils sign with his left hand while he types very fast with his right..., "Hey honey, will you bring me another beer??" he exclaims while the dog eats his leftover macaroni and cheese....
"Man, i love my Ford!!!"
and booger, we are just kidding with this guy, he is fun!!
i can see him right now, i will paint the picture.
he is sitting in the second bedroom of his trailer, wearing his cut off jean shorts, 3 speed fan blowing his mullet, listening to Motley Crues "Girls,Girls,Girls.." in the background, holding up the devils sign with his left hand while he types very fast with his right..., "Hey honey, will you bring me another beer??" he exclaims while the dog eats his leftover macaroni and cheese....
"Man, i love my Ford!!!"
Originally Posted by Alberto
There was no need to defend her I didnt offend her!1
Booger-is your 5AT faster or slower when you leave it in full auto?
Booger-is your 5AT faster or slower when you leave it in full auto?
The few runs I got at the track [ before it closed ] I left the car in auto till it got to third , then I put it into manual and shifted or didnt shift into 4th before the line . I think you can get 200 more rpm out of each gear if shifted in manual . Was it faster ? never did any to compare to say for sure .
Originally Posted by Audible Mayhem
(switching sides) Yeah alberto, you obviously cant shift, how many trannys does that make??
and booger, we are just kidding with this guy, he is fun!!
i can see him right now, i will paint the picture.
he is sitting in the second bedroom of his trailer, wearing his cut off jean shorts, 3 speed fan blowing his mullet, listening to Motley Crues "Girls,Girls,Girls.." in the background, holding up the devils sign with his left hand while he types very fast with his right..., "Hey honey, will you bring me another beer??" he exclaims while the dog eats his leftover macaroni and cheese....
"Man, i love my Ford!!!"
and booger, we are just kidding with this guy, he is fun!!
i can see him right now, i will paint the picture.
he is sitting in the second bedroom of his trailer, wearing his cut off jean shorts, 3 speed fan blowing his mullet, listening to Motley Crues "Girls,Girls,Girls.." in the background, holding up the devils sign with his left hand while he types very fast with his right..., "Hey honey, will you bring me another beer??" he exclaims while the dog eats his leftover macaroni and cheese....
"Man, i love my Ford!!!"
man, we are just kidding, i am sure they are nice people.

alberto speaks the harsh truth always. he asked a question and then this guy was talking crap to him. bert is my boy!!

alberto speaks the harsh truth always. he asked a question and then this guy was talking crap to him. bert is my boy!!
Last edited by Audible Mayhem; Apr 22, 2007 at 06:38 PM.
Mark I sincerely didnt mean to offend your wife, believe me when I say that. My GF drives a Z, and I wouldnt want people making fun of her if she posted some times online, so I wouldnt do it to your wife. The thread took a poop Im sorry for what I contributed to make that happen. Id really like to hear some results once your wife gets more seat time and manually shifts it down the track, Im sure the times will be much better.
Originally Posted by Alberto
Mark I sincerely didnt mean to offend your wife, believe me when I say that. My GF drives a Z, and I wouldnt want people making fun of her if she posted some times online, so I wouldnt do it to your wife. The thread took a poop Im sorry for what I contributed to make that happen. Id really like to hear some results once your wife gets more seat time and manually shifts it down the track, Im sure the times will be much better.
i dont really think you could have offended his wife by what you said, the car is faster in manual mode, hands down. you brought that up. you can hold every gear out longer, but thats when the guy started insulting you.
at 9 psi, the car should be faster, im sure with more practice she will get better, its the tone and way you posted mark that we took offense to...
Originally Posted by booger
Wow..you guys ! A guy cant even defend his wife with out the drag race gansta's coming out in force to pounce on the guy . I think Alberto could have taken care of it nicely , but the rest of the gang came in to defend him first ....geeez !!!!
J and A, put yourself in his shoes, and you'll know how it feels. Just play nice everyone.
I don't know if I'm reading a different thread than booger and sharif, but it seemed to me that a perfectly legitimate question was asked and STL Lightning immediately went on a tirade about outdriving everyone under the sun and how lame everyone else was for how many posts per day they have, etc.
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Originally Posted by Nealoc187
I don't know if I'm reading a different thread than booger and sharif, but it seemed to me that a perfectly legitimate question was asked and STL Lightning immediately went on a tirade about outdriving everyone under the sun and how lame everyone else was for how many posts per day they have, etc.
-Mark
Originally Posted by Nealoc187
I don't know if I'm reading a different thread than booger and sharif, but it seemed to me that a perfectly legitimate question was asked and STL Lightning immediately went on a tirade about outdriving everyone under the sun and how lame everyone else was for how many posts per day they have, etc.
+1 when alberto says, "not to be a dick" he doesnt mean, i am sarcastically being a dick. he means, i dont know you guys, so dont take this like i am putting you down.
alberto doesnt post negative stuff, he speaks the truth that some people just dont want to hear.
that was my shop car btw, we trailered to a drag strip kinda far away. i could pull it right up next to you on the street though any day of the week.
i never would have started if this guy didnt start insulting alberto, and sharif, you are always the nice guy !!

also, to the OP, im sure your truck is fast, im sure your Z is fast too, it has nothing to do with that. it has to do with your tone on here and insulting and replying the way you did, plus somewhat bragging while making excuses...
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Originally Posted by Audible Mayhem
also, to the OP, im sure your truck is fast, im sure your Z is fast too, it has nothing to do with that. it has to do with your tone on here and insulting and replying the way you did, plus somewhat bragging while making excuses...
And for the real racers that you and Alberto are, I don't understand how you continue to make apples to oranges comparions on track times. There is a huge difference between near sea level tracks and the midwest. Unless Alberto is running at my track, his comparisons to our times are meaningless. My last 10.9 run had a corrected DA of 1100' in 89 degree weather. It was a regular test n tune night with street tire cars degrading the track. Was your run at a track rental? How much VHT did you drop before the run?
-Mark
im not trying to fight with ya man, i respect anyone who drag races their car. i like to see women at the track as well, as long as they arent lined up next to me... jk, julie stephans can line up next to me any day.
i was just standing up for my boy alberto...
i was just standing up for my boy alberto...
Originally Posted by Sharif@Forged
I was just about to type the exact same thing.
J and A, put yourself in his shoes, and you'll know how it feels. Just play nice everyone
J and A, put yourself in his shoes, and you'll know how it feels. Just play nice everyone
Originally Posted by Nealoc187
I don't know if I'm reading a different thread than booger and sharif, but it seemed to me that a perfectly legitimate question was asked and STL Lightning immediately went on a tirade about outdriving everyone under the sun and how lame everyone else was for how many posts per day they have, etc.
Originally Posted by STL Lightning
I've watched Alberto over the years post negative comments in so many threads. If he leaves out the first part of his comment, then it doesn't sound like he is being a dick. But in the context of how he posts, there was only one way to take it..
-Mark
-Mark
Originally Posted by Audible Mayhem
+1 when alberto says, "not to be a dick" he doesnt mean, i am sarcastically being a dick. he means, i dont know you guys, so dont take this like i am putting you down
Originally Posted by STL Lightning
And for the real racers that you and Alberto are, I don't understand how you continue to make apples to oranges comparions on track times. There is a huge difference between near sea level tracks and the midwest. Unless Alberto is running at my track, his comparisons to our times are meaningless. My last 10.9 run had a corrected DA of 1100' in 89 degree weather. It was a regular test n tune night with street tire cars degrading the track. Was your run at a track rental? How much VHT did you drop before the run?
-Mark
-Mark
Im done with this thread. Mark you have shown you cant take a simple question, and you obviously need comments sugar coated. It really is sad...
Originally Posted by Alberto
you came in with the truck times that nobody gives 2 $hits about on this forum,
The post was a lil rude imo, but he did appologize so lets all be men and let bygonz be bygonz.



