leather seat COVERS
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From: UK
I have a couple of questions about this. Number one, if you take a sharp left hand bend, how easy is it to get back into the driver's seat? Number two, if you hit a pothole, how long before you stop bobbing up and down? I have this vision of it being like a buoy in a choppy ocean.
And while I'm at it, another cow joke.
A man is sitting at the bar in a golf club, with a nine iron bent quite tightly round his neck, drinking whisky from the bottle. One of his friends wanders in, sees him and comes over. He says, "good heavens, what happened to you?" The guy responds, "Well, we were playing the fourth hole and there was a group of ladies in front of us. One of them had hit it into the farmer's field on the right hand side of the fairway and they were searchinf for the ball. Eventually they waved us through. I teed off, and also hit it into that field. We got down there and I was hunting around for my ball, when I noticed that one of the cows in the field had something wedged in its rear end. I lifted up its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball. It wasn't mine, so I called the ladies over, held up the tail and said, 'Does that look like yours?' and the rest is history..."
And while I'm at it, another cow joke.
A man is sitting at the bar in a golf club, with a nine iron bent quite tightly round his neck, drinking whisky from the bottle. One of his friends wanders in, sees him and comes over. He says, "good heavens, what happened to you?" The guy responds, "Well, we were playing the fourth hole and there was a group of ladies in front of us. One of them had hit it into the farmer's field on the right hand side of the fairway and they were searchinf for the ball. Eventually they waved us through. I teed off, and also hit it into that field. We got down there and I was hunting around for my ball, when I noticed that one of the cows in the field had something wedged in its rear end. I lifted up its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball. It wasn't mine, so I called the ladies over, held up the tail and said, 'Does that look like yours?' and the rest is history..."
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From: ottawa, ontario, canada
LOL!! I cant beleive I never saw this thread before. I usually pride myself on reading practically everything. This just about killed me. Thanks Zand02max for bringing this to my attention. I almost s...t myself today. All you guys who posted on this thread since 2003, wow this was hilarious! I dont think this thread is going to die. LAZY-BOY rocks!
