I got a raise after #1 Sales for the most Super-Sized Meals in VA (and Happy Meals 2)
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Who cares about driving technique n skill anyways? (Heel/Toe... a turn's apex... taking the best line... weight transfer... double clutch rev matching... WTF is THAT?!) The Z is meant to be garaged and looked at, but I don't have that much of an option. For those that know me, I live out in the boonies where there are lots of curvy roads and hills so I used my bonus check to get more handling mods in order to get to the to grocery store faster.
By this, I mean an upgraded Quaife differential and solid aluminum differential + sub-frame bushings by SPL.
We start with the removal of the weak-sauce VLSD:





Compare and Contrast between a fake vs real LSD:

My Grocery store project in the works:



Quaife fits nice n snug in its new home!

The products in question: Solid aluminum diff. bushings and Solid aluminum sub-frame bushing:



Function:TUNED removes the old rubber wimpy bushings:




And then installs the new ones!



All done:


Before:

After:


The grocery getter:

VLSD grocery getting time: 12 mins 43 secs.
Quaife grocery getting time: 11 mins 12 secs.
Driving impressions: The entire feel of the car is much more firm. The Quaife makes absolutely NO NOISES! I picked this one in particular since it's the only gear driven LSD; the rest are clutch type and I've been hearing too many stories of chattering and rattles to and point where chicks believe that you are driving a box of poop. (Not to say there's anything wrong with other brands, just a personal preference)
Special Thanks:
1. Function:TUNED
2. Obese people who love to eat in America that come in and order a Super Sized Big Mac and a "diet coke" to make themselves feel better.

Shop Impressions:
While they were working on installing my Quaiffe, they had a spare VLSD to loan to me in order for me to drive around in for the time being. Top Notch customer service and zero downtime. Not to mention they took all these cool pictures to update me with every step of the way!
By this, I mean an upgraded Quaife differential and solid aluminum differential + sub-frame bushings by SPL.
We start with the removal of the weak-sauce VLSD:





Compare and Contrast between a fake vs real LSD:

My Grocery store project in the works:



Quaife fits nice n snug in its new home!

The products in question: Solid aluminum diff. bushings and Solid aluminum sub-frame bushing:



Function:TUNED removes the old rubber wimpy bushings:




And then installs the new ones!



All done:


Before:

After:


The grocery getter:

VLSD grocery getting time: 12 mins 43 secs.
Quaife grocery getting time: 11 mins 12 secs.
Driving impressions: The entire feel of the car is much more firm. The Quaife makes absolutely NO NOISES! I picked this one in particular since it's the only gear driven LSD; the rest are clutch type and I've been hearing too many stories of chattering and rattles to and point where chicks believe that you are driving a box of poop. (Not to say there's anything wrong with other brands, just a personal preference)
Special Thanks:
1. Function:TUNED
2. Obese people who love to eat in America that come in and order a Super Sized Big Mac and a "diet coke" to make themselves feel better.

Shop Impressions:
While they were working on installing my Quaiffe, they had a spare VLSD to loan to me in order for me to drive around in for the time being. Top Notch customer service and zero downtime. Not to mention they took all these cool pictures to update me with every step of the way!
Last edited by abui01; Mar 23, 2007 at 08:30 PM.
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Originally Posted by sean1967
was there an ungodly smell from the oil when you opened it up?
Originally Posted by abui01
HELLZ YEEEAH!! The whole shop stunk, i thought someone ate something really bad for lunch
ok, just seeing if they invented a clean smelling oil yet, nice to know I won't have to do that any time soon.
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Originally Posted by abui01
I picked this one in particular since it's the only gear driven LSD; the rest are clutch type and I've been hearing too many stories of chattering and rattles to and point where chicks believe that you are driving a box of poop.
Do the bushings really make any difference? Any additional vibrations?
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Originally Posted by Motormouth
so what kind of drugs do you sell to suppliment the burger income?
Originally Posted by Fluid1
Can you please explain why you went with the Quaife? Also, where did you get those aluminum bushings? Thanks.
Originally Posted by jonb7007
You must be the manager huh? 


Originally Posted by John
Do the bushings really make any difference? Any additional vibrations?
Last edited by abui01; Mar 24, 2007 at 11:49 AM.




Dave and Juan are awesome...nice job Function Tuned.