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Okay guys this is the low down.
My case was at 9:00am i showed up at 8:59 but when I got up to the door I had my cell on my belt so the court officer told me i had to take it back to the car. Okay so it's 9:05 when I get in there but the judge wasn't in yet. I did the usual scan around the room to see if this **** shows up. The officer that wrote me the ticket name is Hunter. The judge calls the 1st guy up, but there's no officer on the other side. The judge dismisses the case. So, i'm smiling inside, like "Yes, I'm going to get off!!!!". Then he calls 3 more cases by officer Hunter and dismisses tem all. Well, the doors open and guess who shows up!!!!! ****ing Officer Hunter! I couldn't even hold it in, I whispered "****!" even though the court room recorder can pick up the smallest sounds.
So, the next case the guy is up front with the officer and the judge asked him is he Guilty or not guilty, but I guess the poor guy was in shock that the bastard showed up because he was like "UUUUUUUUmmmmmm, UUUUUUmmmm, I guess I'm Ummmmmm". hahahahaha So, the judge gets impatient and yells, "GUILTY or NOT GUILTY!!!". So, the guy throws out "NOT Guilty". Then the officer suppose to read off the ticket to the judge but he says, Your Honor i don't have his ticket. So the judge dismissed the case. So, now I'm wondering did this **** just loose one ticket or all, what should I say when I get up there guilty (which I am) or Not guilty? ****, what should I do?!! Well the officer helped me out by sayint to the judge, "actually I don't have the first three tickets. Now I'm like call me next PLEEEASE!!! Well, the judge calls someone else, and dismissed his case, then he calls my name, I had to hold in the laughter, but I got the same feeling you get when your team win the championship!!!! So, I go up to the front and the Judge asked the officer ,"Do you have his docket?" the Officer said, Your Honor what happen is that there is another Officer hunter and he has my dockets by mistake. The judge says, well that's your problem I'm not going to have this young man come back here,"case Dismissed!!!!!!!!!
So I guess you guys wishing me luck worked!
My case was at 9:00am i showed up at 8:59 but when I got up to the door I had my cell on my belt so the court officer told me i had to take it back to the car. Okay so it's 9:05 when I get in there but the judge wasn't in yet. I did the usual scan around the room to see if this **** shows up. The officer that wrote me the ticket name is Hunter. The judge calls the 1st guy up, but there's no officer on the other side. The judge dismisses the case. So, i'm smiling inside, like "Yes, I'm going to get off!!!!". Then he calls 3 more cases by officer Hunter and dismisses tem all. Well, the doors open and guess who shows up!!!!! ****ing Officer Hunter! I couldn't even hold it in, I whispered "****!" even though the court room recorder can pick up the smallest sounds.
So, the next case the guy is up front with the officer and the judge asked him is he Guilty or not guilty, but I guess the poor guy was in shock that the bastard showed up because he was like "UUUUUUUUmmmmmm, UUUUUUmmmm, I guess I'm Ummmmmm". hahahahaha So, the judge gets impatient and yells, "GUILTY or NOT GUILTY!!!". So, the guy throws out "NOT Guilty". Then the officer suppose to read off the ticket to the judge but he says, Your Honor i don't have his ticket. So the judge dismissed the case. So, now I'm wondering did this **** just loose one ticket or all, what should I say when I get up there guilty (which I am) or Not guilty? ****, what should I do?!! Well the officer helped me out by sayint to the judge, "actually I don't have the first three tickets. Now I'm like call me next PLEEEASE!!! Well, the judge calls someone else, and dismissed his case, then he calls my name, I had to hold in the laughter, but I got the same feeling you get when your team win the championship!!!! So, I go up to the front and the Judge asked the officer ,"Do you have his docket?" the Officer said, Your Honor what happen is that there is another Officer hunter and he has my dockets by mistake. The judge says, well that's your problem I'm not going to have this young man come back here,"case Dismissed!!!!!!!!!
So I guess you guys wishing me luck worked!
Last edited by Sly_Z; Mar 31, 2007 at 11:58 AM.
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Originally Posted by Sly_Z
Okay guys this is the low down.
My case was at 9:00am i showed up at 8:59 but when I got up to the door I had my cell on my belt so the court officer told me i had to take it back to the car. Okay so it's 9:05 when I get in there but the judge wasn't in yet. I did the usual scan around the room to see if this **** shows up. The officer that wrote me the ticket name is Hunter. The judge calls the 1st guy up, but there's no officer on the other side. The judge dismisses the case. So, i'm smiling inside, like "Yes, I'm going to get off!!!!". Then he calls 3 more cases by officer Hunter and dismisses tem all. Well, the doors open and guess who shows up!!!!! ****ing Officer Hunter! I couldn't even hold it in, I whispered "****!" even though the court room recorder can pick up the smallest sounds.
So, the next case the guy is up front with the officer and the judge asked him is he Guilty or not guilty, but I guess the poor guy was in shock that the bastard showed up because he was like "UUUUUUUUmmmmmm, UUUUUUmmmm, I guess I'm Ummmmmm". hahahahaha So, the judge gets impatient and yells, "GUILTY or NOT GUILTY!!!". So, the guy throws out "NOT Guilty". Then the officer suppose to read off the ticket to the judge but he says, Your Honor i don't have his ticket. So the judge dismissed the case. So, now I'm wondering did this **** just loose one ticket or all, what should I say when I get up there guilty (which I am) or Not guilty? ****, what should I do?!! Well the officer helped me out by sayint to the judge, "actually I don't have the first three tickets. Now I'm like call me next PLEEEASE!!! Well, the judge calls someone else, and dismissed his case, then he calls my name, I had to hold in the laughter, but I got the same feeling you get when your team win the championship!!!! So, I go up to the front and the Judge asked the officer ,"Do you have his docket/" the Officer said, Your what happen isthat there is another Officer hunter and he has my dockets by mistake. The judge says, well that's your problem I'm not going to have this young man coma back here,"case Dismissed!!!!!!!!!
So I guess you guys wishing me luck worked!
My case was at 9:00am i showed up at 8:59 but when I got up to the door I had my cell on my belt so the court officer told me i had to take it back to the car. Okay so it's 9:05 when I get in there but the judge wasn't in yet. I did the usual scan around the room to see if this **** shows up. The officer that wrote me the ticket name is Hunter. The judge calls the 1st guy up, but there's no officer on the other side. The judge dismisses the case. So, i'm smiling inside, like "Yes, I'm going to get off!!!!". Then he calls 3 more cases by officer Hunter and dismisses tem all. Well, the doors open and guess who shows up!!!!! ****ing Officer Hunter! I couldn't even hold it in, I whispered "****!" even though the court room recorder can pick up the smallest sounds.
So, the next case the guy is up front with the officer and the judge asked him is he Guilty or not guilty, but I guess the poor guy was in shock that the bastard showed up because he was like "UUUUUUUUmmmmmm, UUUUUUmmmm, I guess I'm Ummmmmm". hahahahaha So, the judge gets impatient and yells, "GUILTY or NOT GUILTY!!!". So, the guy throws out "NOT Guilty". Then the officer suppose to read off the ticket to the judge but he says, Your Honor i don't have his ticket. So the judge dismissed the case. So, now I'm wondering did this **** just loose one ticket or all, what should I say when I get up there guilty (which I am) or Not guilty? ****, what should I do?!! Well the officer helped me out by sayint to the judge, "actually I don't have the first three tickets. Now I'm like call me next PLEEEASE!!! Well, the judge calls someone else, and dismissed his case, then he calls my name, I had to hold in the laughter, but I got the same feeling you get when your team win the championship!!!! So, I go up to the front and the Judge asked the officer ,"Do you have his docket/" the Officer said, Your what happen isthat there is another Officer hunter and he has my dockets by mistake. The judge says, well that's your problem I'm not going to have this young man coma back here,"case Dismissed!!!!!!!!!
So I guess you guys wishing me luck worked!
LOL Man that's awesome. **** officer Hunter!!
Originally Posted by Sly_Z
Okay guys this is the low down.
My case was at 9:00am i showed up at 8:59 but when I got up to the door I had my cell on my belt so the court officer told me i had to take it back to the car. Okay so it's 9:05 when I get in there but the judge wasn't in yet. I did the usual scan around the room to see if this **** shows up. The officer that wrote me the ticket name is Hunter. The judge calls the 1st guy up, but there's no officer on the other side. The judge dismisses the case. So, i'm smiling inside, like "Yes, I'm going to get off!!!!". Then he calls 3 more cases by officer Hunter and dismisses tem all. Well, the doors open and guess who shows up!!!!! ****ing Officer Hunter! I couldn't even hold it in, I whispered "****!" even though the court room recorder can pick up the smallest sounds.
So, the next case the guy is up front with the officer and the judge asked him is he Guilty or not guilty, but I guess the poor guy was in shock that the bastard showed up because he was like "UUUUUUUUmmmmmm, UUUUUUmmmm, I guess I'm Ummmmmm". hahahahaha So, the judge gets impatient and yells, "GUILTY or NOT GUILTY!!!". So, the guy throws out "NOT Guilty". Then the officer suppose to read off the ticket to the judge but he says, Your Honor i don't have his ticket. So the judge dismissed the case. So, now I'm wondering did this **** just loose one ticket or all, what should I say when I get up there guilty (which I am) or Not guilty? ****, what should I do?!! Well the officer helped me out by sayint to the judge, "actually I don't have the first three tickets. Now I'm like call me next PLEEEASE!!! Well, the judge calls someone else, and dismissed his case, then he calls my name, I had to hold in the laughter, but I got the same feeling you get when your team win the championship!!!! So, I go up to the front and the Judge asked the officer ,"Do you have his docket/" the Officer said, Your what happen isthat there is another Officer hunter and he has my dockets by mistake. The judge says, well that's your problem I'm not going to have this young man coma back here,"case Dismissed!!!!!!!!!
So I guess you guys wishing me luck worked!
My case was at 9:00am i showed up at 8:59 but when I got up to the door I had my cell on my belt so the court officer told me i had to take it back to the car. Okay so it's 9:05 when I get in there but the judge wasn't in yet. I did the usual scan around the room to see if this **** shows up. The officer that wrote me the ticket name is Hunter. The judge calls the 1st guy up, but there's no officer on the other side. The judge dismisses the case. So, i'm smiling inside, like "Yes, I'm going to get off!!!!". Then he calls 3 more cases by officer Hunter and dismisses tem all. Well, the doors open and guess who shows up!!!!! ****ing Officer Hunter! I couldn't even hold it in, I whispered "****!" even though the court room recorder can pick up the smallest sounds.
So, the next case the guy is up front with the officer and the judge asked him is he Guilty or not guilty, but I guess the poor guy was in shock that the bastard showed up because he was like "UUUUUUUUmmmmmm, UUUUUUmmmm, I guess I'm Ummmmmm". hahahahaha So, the judge gets impatient and yells, "GUILTY or NOT GUILTY!!!". So, the guy throws out "NOT Guilty". Then the officer suppose to read off the ticket to the judge but he says, Your Honor i don't have his ticket. So the judge dismissed the case. So, now I'm wondering did this **** just loose one ticket or all, what should I say when I get up there guilty (which I am) or Not guilty? ****, what should I do?!! Well the officer helped me out by sayint to the judge, "actually I don't have the first three tickets. Now I'm like call me next PLEEEASE!!! Well, the judge calls someone else, and dismissed his case, then he calls my name, I had to hold in the laughter, but I got the same feeling you get when your team win the championship!!!! So, I go up to the front and the Judge asked the officer ,"Do you have his docket/" the Officer said, Your what happen isthat there is another Officer hunter and he has my dockets by mistake. The judge says, well that's your problem I'm not going to have this young man coma back here,"case Dismissed!!!!!!!!!
So I guess you guys wishing me luck worked!
haha thats awesome...and always say your not guilty, when i got a ticket and the lady in front of me said guilty to her wreckless with no prior tickets she got 25 days in jail....and i got off scott free
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Originally Posted by Sly_Z
Okay guys this is the low down.
My case was at 9:00am i showed up at 8:59 but when I got up to the door I had my cell on my belt so the court officer told me i had to take it back to the car. Okay so it's 9:05 when I get in there but the judge wasn't in yet. I did the usual scan around the room to see if this **** shows up. The officer that wrote me the ticket name is Hunter. The judge calls the 1st guy up, but there's no officer on the other side. The judge dismisses the case. So, i'm smiling inside, like "Yes, I'm going to get off!!!!". Then he calls 3 more cases by officer Hunter and dismisses tem all. Well, the doors open and guess who shows up!!!!! ****ing Officer Hunter! I couldn't even hold it in, I whispered "****!" even though the court room recorder can pick up the smallest sounds.
So, the next case the guy is up front with the officer and the judge asked him is he Guilty or not guilty, but I guess the poor guy was in shock that the bastard showed up because he was like "UUUUUUUUmmmmmm, UUUUUUmmmm, I guess I'm Ummmmmm". hahahahaha So, the judge gets impatient and yells, "GUILTY or NOT GUILTY!!!". So, the guy throws out "NOT Guilty". Then the officer suppose to read off the ticket to the judge but he says, Your Honor i don't have his ticket. So the judge dismissed the case. So, now I'm wondering did this **** just loose one ticket or all, what should I say when I get up there guilty (which I am) or Not guilty? ****, what should I do?!! Well the officer helped me out by sayint to the judge, "actually I don't have the first three tickets. Now I'm like call me next PLEEEASE!!! Well, the judge calls someone else, and dismissed his case, then he calls my name, I had to hold in the laughter, but I got the same feeling you get when your team win the championship!!!! So, I go up to the front and the Judge asked the officer ,"Do you have his docket/" the Officer said, Your what happen isthat there is another Officer hunter and he has my dockets by mistake. The judge says, well that's your problem I'm not going to have this young man coma back here,"case Dismissed!!!!!!!!!
So I guess you guys wishing me luck worked!
My case was at 9:00am i showed up at 8:59 but when I got up to the door I had my cell on my belt so the court officer told me i had to take it back to the car. Okay so it's 9:05 when I get in there but the judge wasn't in yet. I did the usual scan around the room to see if this **** shows up. The officer that wrote me the ticket name is Hunter. The judge calls the 1st guy up, but there's no officer on the other side. The judge dismisses the case. So, i'm smiling inside, like "Yes, I'm going to get off!!!!". Then he calls 3 more cases by officer Hunter and dismisses tem all. Well, the doors open and guess who shows up!!!!! ****ing Officer Hunter! I couldn't even hold it in, I whispered "****!" even though the court room recorder can pick up the smallest sounds.
So, the next case the guy is up front with the officer and the judge asked him is he Guilty or not guilty, but I guess the poor guy was in shock that the bastard showed up because he was like "UUUUUUUUmmmmmm, UUUUUUmmmm, I guess I'm Ummmmmm". hahahahaha So, the judge gets impatient and yells, "GUILTY or NOT GUILTY!!!". So, the guy throws out "NOT Guilty". Then the officer suppose to read off the ticket to the judge but he says, Your Honor i don't have his ticket. So the judge dismissed the case. So, now I'm wondering did this **** just loose one ticket or all, what should I say when I get up there guilty (which I am) or Not guilty? ****, what should I do?!! Well the officer helped me out by sayint to the judge, "actually I don't have the first three tickets. Now I'm like call me next PLEEEASE!!! Well, the judge calls someone else, and dismissed his case, then he calls my name, I had to hold in the laughter, but I got the same feeling you get when your team win the championship!!!! So, I go up to the front and the Judge asked the officer ,"Do you have his docket/" the Officer said, Your what happen isthat there is another Officer hunter and he has my dockets by mistake. The judge says, well that's your problem I'm not going to have this young man coma back here,"case Dismissed!!!!!!!!!
So I guess you guys wishing me luck worked!
CAN YOU TELL I ABSOLUTE CANT STAND THE POLICE, I WONT EVEN TALK TO PIG SMELLING UNCLE ON CHRISTMAS WHEN HE SHOWS UP IN UNIFORM, IF HE WASNT FAMILY ID TAKE HIS CAR, CAUSE HE ALWAYS LEAVES IT RUNNING LOL. MY TAX DOLLARS SHOULD BE SPENT ON REAL CRIME!
Last edited by 4SHIZZIL; Mar 30, 2007 at 08:18 AM.
Awesome story Sly, glad you got off man. WTF is up with you not being able to take a cell in- with it being off or on vibrate to the court room (even in your pocket?)? I havent been to court in over 3.5 years.
Alberto <---never speeds and is ticket free in nearly 4
Alberto <---never speeds and is ticket free in nearly 4