The Story of how Juan got unFunction:TUNED, FTL!!! *BOOM!!!*
06-11-2007, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by JuanFunction2ND
you and me both... i hate when u have seen them and they try to say that it wasnt them
what pissed me off more was my mom was complaining of neck pains and she's kinda old so i went crazy. and he was complaining about his car. i wanted to tell him i dont care about his POS Jetta.
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06-11-2007, 10:28 AM
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haha how about... "Storytime with Ahn".
the worst part is that she hit it then tried to play it off like she didn't know
what happened. then had the nerve to make those comments.
but i like Juan's comeback that one of you mentioned...
"you obviously don't have to be driving fast to hit someone".
Ahn you need to roll with a video camera so you can start posting video of
all these rice haters. Also need to roll with a big bag of oil coolers in your
trunk so you can pass them out during awkward moments like this one...
you know what they say... oil coolers are the perfect icebreaker when you
are at a loss for words.
the worst part is that she hit it then tried to play it off like she didn't know
what happened. then had the nerve to make those comments.
but i like Juan's comeback that one of you mentioned...
"you obviously don't have to be driving fast to hit someone".
Ahn you need to roll with a video camera so you can start posting video of
all these rice haters. Also need to roll with a big bag of oil coolers in your
trunk so you can pass them out during awkward moments like this one...
you know what they say... oil coolers are the perfect icebreaker when you
are at a loss for words.
06-11-2007, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by ROGUELITE
haha how about... "Storytime with Ahn".
you know what they say... oil coolers are the perfect icebreaker when you
are at a loss for words.
you know what they say... oil coolers are the perfect icebreaker when you
are at a loss for words.
we all should just get oil coolers in one day. then Anh will have to find some other kind of cooler to harrass us about. such as rear diff. coolers.
06-11-2007, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by mdracer76
I'm going to buy the ARC oil cooler so Ahn can crown me King of all Rice.
06-11-2007, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by mdracer76
I'm going to buy the ARC oil cooler so Ahn can crown me King of all Rice.
hmmm even with the oil cooler I think Ahn will still be the Rice King.... only time will tell
06-11-2007, 10:58 AM
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You should see my oil cooler...
06-11-2007, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by bigslim350Z
I thought you were already crowned "Darth Vader"
ok..sure.. I'll settle for Sith Lord.. I just need to figure out how to force choke people.
06-11-2007, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by mdracer76
ok..sure.. I'll settle for Sith Lord.. I just need to figure out how to force choke people.
06-11-2007, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by bigslim350Z
I'd settle for the mind control thing the Jedi had: *waves hand at officer* "you will not write me a ticket, there is no wreckless driving and street racing charge"
Thats where you and I differ.. they'd pull me over and be like .. "uh.. sorry uhh.. mr. vader.. uhh.. have a good day.. thanks for not force choking me."
06-11-2007, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by mdracer76
ok..sure.. I'll settle for Sith Lord.. I just need to figure out how to force choke people.
06-11-2007, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by bboypuertoroc
LMAO... you'd force-choke your chicken. Wouldn't have to lift a finger (or get tennis elbow).
.Where's Abui01 =x
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Originally Posted by bboypuertoroc
LMAO... you'd force-choke your chicken. Wouldn't have to lift a finger (or get tennis elbow).
I like the calluses on my hands, make me feel like a am banging a 40 year old web toed prostitute with vag warts
the best!
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LOL... couldn't help myself, Mike set himself up for that one.
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Originally Posted by bboypuertoroc
... (or get tennis elbow).
Originally Posted by Mdracer76
I like the calluses on my hands, make me feel like a am banging a 40 year old web toed prostitute with vag warts the best!
the best! BUWWAAHHHHHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!
two of the funniest things I've ever heard on this site.
Originally Posted by Kieran@DrivenDynamics
...Where's Abui01 =x
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Originally Posted by mdracer76
I like the calluses on my hands, make me feel like a am banging a 40 year old web toed prostitute with vag warts the best!
the best!
06-11-2007, 11:34 AM
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I saw you guys driving down friday night. You guys never stoped by and said hi to me @ the show ><. I took home 2nd place nissan and another of our club members took 1st. team "fatal obsession redline" we hade a bunch of models theere with us wearing basically nothing. Hope you guys enjoyed the show. and sorry to hear for your luck. or good luck depending on how you look at it.