you and me both... i hate when u have seen them and they try to say that it wasnt them

 

yes like when i was driving my sister's car in gtown and some kid in a VW jetti rearends me in my sister's car. I hop out and was about to beat the ish outta him and he's like pleading and saying sorry then says to me "dont be mad my car is focked up not yours" but it was just his license plate. He cracked my rear bumper. then i told him to shut the f up so i will call the cops. and he was about to **** in his pants. little *****. lucky i didn't beat that azz. had his mom talk to me on the phone. if he can't be responsible for what he did then he shouldn't be driving. didn't even know where the ins. card was. then his dad strolls over about 30 mins. later and nonchalantly asks whats going on. so i tell him i need to see the insurance card so i can be on my fing way. or do i need to call the police. i get the information finally and i leave. bs man. stupid kids.

what pissed me off more was my mom was complaining of neck pains and she's kinda old so i went crazy. and he was complaining about his car. i wanted to tell him i dont care about his POS Jetta.

 

haha how about... "Storytime with Ahn".

the worst part is that she hit it then tried to play it off like she didn't know
what happened. then had the nerve to make those comments.

but i like Juan's comeback that one of you mentioned...
"you obviously don't have to be driving fast to hit someone".

Ahn you need to roll with a video camera so you can start posting video of
all these rice haters. Also need to roll with a big bag of oil coolers in your
trunk so you can pass them out during awkward moments like this one...

you know what they say... oil coolers are the perfect icebreaker when you
are at a loss for words.

 

we all should just get oil coolers in one day. then Anh will have to find some other kind of cooler to harrass us about. such as rear diff. coolers.

 

Ahh yes another wonderful use of the Oil Cooler...

Use #34: Present an Oil Cooler on your first date to that special lady...

 

I'm going to buy the ARC oil cooler so Ahn can crown me King of all Rice.

 

I thought you were already crowned "Darth Vader"

 

hmmm even with the oil cooler I think Ahn will still be the Rice King.... only time will tell

 

You should see my oil cooler...

 

ok..sure.. I'll settle for Sith Lord.. I just need to figure out how to force choke people.

 

I'd settle for the mind control thing the Jedi had: *waves hand at officer* "you will not write me a ticket, there is no wreckless driving and street racing charge"

 

Thats where you and I differ.. they'd pull me over and be like .. "uh.. sorry uhh.. mr. vader.. uhh.. have a good day.. thanks for not force choking me."

 

LMAO... you'd force-choke your chicken. Wouldn't have to lift a finger (or get tennis elbow).

 

great thread

 

This is thread is officially off topic .

Where's Abui01 =x

 

I like the calluses on my hands, make me feel like a am banging a 40 year old web toed prostitute with vag warts the best!

 

LOL... couldn't help myself, Mike set himself up for that one.

 

BUWWAAHHHHHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!

two of the funniest things I've ever heard on this site.

Revising his other stories

 

LMAO...

 

I saw you guys driving down friday night. You guys never stoped by and said hi to me @ the show ><. I took home 2nd place nissan and another of our club members took 1st. team "fatal obsession redline" we hade a bunch of models theere with us wearing basically nothing. Hope you guys enjoyed the show. and sorry to hear for your luck. or good luck depending on how you look at it.