A Weekend of unFunctionTUNING: The Curse of the COPS (they Love Us BTW) Chap. 2
Originally Posted by umzzz
Nope he lives in the great state of VA 
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This Just In!!!!
I may have a new mid-a recruit! This just happened like 20 mins ago!
So I was exiting Tysons from my daily lunch break when I spot an LS Z driving around the parking lot. He then parks right infront of my car super far away from all other cars. I immediately thought, "Must be a Z enthusiast! I gotta go meet em!"
So you see me sprinting toward our cars, shopping bags in hand - like I stole something from the mall in order to meet this mysterious LS owner, my kinda color
I come few feet away from this dude's car... track model.. brembo brakes, track rims... and whadda ya know...
*wild wild west cow boy music playing*
A chick pops out of the driver's seat!!! and proceeds to walk toward my direction... (Thinkin: hey she's pretty cute!)
(Love at first sight.... syke jk! I am NOT macking I SWEEEARR!!)
Me: "hey... that ur car?"
Her: "yup! is that urs?" *points to the riced out LS parked behind her*
Me: "Guilty"
Her: "What do you have done to it?"
Me: (thinking... did a girl just ask me what I did to my car? This is odd, I'm not used to this type of game) "Everything you can possibly think of except a turbo"
Her: "That's pretty cool! I like your bodykit, the vent is exactly where I want mine!"
Me: "I see you just got your car!" *pointing at the 30-day tag* "How do you like it so far?"
Her: "Oh I love it! I'm a HUGE fan of cars!"
Me: "No friggin way... you race?"
Her: "There was this one time I was in my ex-bf's WRX and saw some rice boy that tried to race me. I downshifted into 2nd and totally creamed his ***.. we pulled up to the stop light, I rolled down my windows and he was like (a F'in GIRL!!!)"
This chick was probably no more than 5'1 (they don't grow them very tall in Asia) and she knew what was up + all the car terminology. She pointed out all my mods and asked me where I got such and such done and we shot the chit for awhile until I told her I had to go, that's when we traded numbers. (I didn't need to utilize my levitation skills nor drift around her car 20x to achieve this, people get along if u're just so uberly duberly cool
... ok, nvm, that was wishful thinking 
)
Anyways, I asked if she wanted ta hangout @ the next meet n she seemed totally down w/ cruising along the unFunctionRICE crew. If you see her on the road, make sure to wave "HI!" to a fellow LS Ricer!
Photo of another one of my Encounters, LS Girl!
Sorry no pics of the girl/name/number/where she works you leg humpers! Thats for me to know and for you to wish you knew
I may have a new mid-a recruit! This just happened like 20 mins ago!
So I was exiting Tysons from my daily lunch break when I spot an LS Z driving around the parking lot. He then parks right infront of my car super far away from all other cars. I immediately thought, "Must be a Z enthusiast! I gotta go meet em!"
So you see me sprinting toward our cars, shopping bags in hand - like I stole something from the mall in order to meet this mysterious LS owner, my kinda color
I come few feet away from this dude's car... track model.. brembo brakes, track rims... and whadda ya know...
*wild wild west cow boy music playing*
A chick pops out of the driver's seat!!! and proceeds to walk toward my direction... (Thinkin: hey she's pretty cute!)
(Love at first sight.... syke jk! I am NOT macking I SWEEEARR!!)Me: "hey... that ur car?"
Her: "yup! is that urs?" *points to the riced out LS parked behind her*
Me: "Guilty"
Her: "What do you have done to it?"
Me: (thinking... did a girl just ask me what I did to my car? This is odd, I'm not used to this type of game) "Everything you can possibly think of except a turbo"
Her: "That's pretty cool! I like your bodykit, the vent is exactly where I want mine!"
Me: "I see you just got your car!" *pointing at the 30-day tag* "How do you like it so far?"
Her: "Oh I love it! I'm a HUGE fan of cars!"
Me: "No friggin way... you race?"
Her: "There was this one time I was in my ex-bf's WRX and saw some rice boy that tried to race me. I downshifted into 2nd and totally creamed his ***.. we pulled up to the stop light, I rolled down my windows and he was like
(a F'in GIRL!!!)"This chick was probably no more than 5'1 (they don't grow them very tall in Asia) and she knew what was up + all the car terminology. She pointed out all my mods and asked me where I got such and such done and we shot the chit for awhile until I told her I had to go, that's when we traded numbers. (I didn't need to utilize my levitation skills nor drift around her car 20x to achieve this, people get along if u're just so uberly duberly cool
... ok, nvm, that was wishful thinking )Anyways, I asked if she wanted ta hangout @ the next meet n she seemed totally down w/ cruising along the unFunctionRICE crew. If you see her on the road, make sure to wave "HI!" to a fellow LS Ricer!
Photo of another one of my Encounters, LS Girl!
Sorry no pics of the girl/name/number/where she works you leg humpers! Thats for me to know and for you to wish you knew
Last edited by abui01; Jul 30, 2007 at 03:30 PM.
NINJA EDIT:
Me: "hey... that ur car?"
Her: "yup! is that urs?" *points to the riced out LS parked behind her*
Me: "Guilty"
Her: "What do you have done to it?"
Me: (thinking... did a girl just ask me what I did to my car? This is odd, I'm not used to this type of game) "Everything you can possibly think of except a turbo and an oil cooler"
Me: "hey... that ur car?"
Her: "yup! is that urs?" *points to the riced out LS parked behind her*
Me: "Guilty"
Her: "What do you have done to it?"
Me: (thinking... did a girl just ask me what I did to my car? This is odd, I'm not used to this type of game) "Everything you can possibly think of except a turbo and an oil cooler"
Yes I have totally unFunctionTUNED myself. I would commit seppuku for blemishing the name of my forefathers but I'm redeemed only by the fact that I was doing what I was doing in true ricer style (forefathers love the rice man...sushi rice, rice and gravy, rice rice baby)! Fortunetly my unFunctionTuning was offset by my awesome FunctionTuned drifting skillz. Bone Stock 240SX with 199K, new Kumho Solus's, with Reverse Zoolander Complex (ie Open Diff)....FTMFW!
I would commit seppuku for blemishing the name of my forefathers but I'm redeemed only by the fact that I was doing what I was doing in true ricer style (forefathers love the rice man...sushi rice, rice and gravy, rice rice baby)! Fortunetly my unFunctionTuning was offset by my awesome FunctionTuned drifting skillz. Bone Stock 240SX with 199K, new Kumho Solus's, with Reverse Zoolander Complex (ie Open Diff)....FTMFW!
Originally Posted by DaveFunction2ND
Yes I have totally unFunctionTUNED myself. I would commit seppuku for blemishing the name of my forefathers but I'm redeemed only by the fact that I was doing what I was doing in true ricer style with my Magnum look(forefathers love the rice man...sushi rice, rice and gravy, rice rice baby)! Fortunetly my unFunctionTuning was offset by my awesome FunctionTuned drifting skillz. Bone Stock 240SX with 199K, new Kumho Solus's, with Reverse Zoolander Complex (ie Open Diff)....FTMFW!
I would commit seppuku for blemishing the name of my forefathers but I'm redeemed only by the fact that I was doing what I was doing in true ricer style with my Magnum look(forefathers love the rice man...sushi rice, rice and gravy, rice rice baby)! Fortunetly my unFunctionTuning was offset by my awesome FunctionTuned drifting skillz. Bone Stock 240SX with 199K, new Kumho Solus's, with Reverse Zoolander Complex (ie Open Diff)....FTMFW!
Originally Posted by Nowell
Thats like Mike drifting =)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Oh_z720Jptw
(no dorrifto there)