Ricer’s Caught in the Act: $25 Baseline Dynos + FREE Raffle + Hot Babes + MORE!
Ricer’s Caught in the Act: $25 Baseline Dynos + FREE Raffle + Hot Babes + MORE!
Ricer’s Caught in the Act: $25 Baseline Dynos + FREE Raffle + Hot Babes + Dev Burger’s + Cruise
The When:
Saturday September 1st 2007
The Where: Function:TUNED (AKA The Rice Shop)
23571 Pebble Run Place
Unit 145
Sterling, VA 20166
The Schedule:23571 Pebble Run Place
Unit 145
Sterling, VA 20166
9AM – Start the Dynos
12PM – Food!
3PM – Raffle!
5PM – CRUISE!
The Meet: Socializing is not talking into your Xbox Headphone12PM – Food!
3PM – Raffle!
5PM – CRUISE!
Here it is everyone! The ULTIMATE 350Z/G35 Mega Dyno Meet. Come prove your ricerness and get Function:TUNED!
The Dynos: Proof of RiceYeah you read it right! $25 Baseline Dynos for all 350Z’s and G35’s (please no other vehicles, excludes G35X). See, hear and smell your ride taken to the max on our state of the art DynoDynamics Dyno. You’ll get 3 full runs in 4th or 5th gear with Air/Fuel using our laboratory grade NTK Wideband Sensor. Then you can prove your ricerness to all your friends with our pretty color printouts of HP/TRQ and HP/AFR. If you ask nice I’ll also tell you what if anything your car needs to make it the best fly-by mobile in the Mid-A!
The Raffle*: Free $#!%Test how lucky you are and try to win a chance to loose some of that unFuntion:TUNEDness. Get a FREE raffle ticket just for showing up…jeez not even your mom does that for you!
Giveaway Uno: Make MO’ POWA!Strup Headers for NA Winners – +HP/20+ TRQ
Or
A complete Custom Tune by Dave Shiroma on our Dyno Dynamics Load Based Dyno, Complemented by a Street Tune to ensure 100% Performance, Safety and Reliability for FI Winners
Giveaway Uno.5 (I’m to lazy to change all the numbers): Make those tree huggers BEG for mercy!
Strup 2.5” Test Pipes
Giveaway Dos: Make Your Car Smell Like a Stripper
Motul 300V (Your Choice of Weight) for one oil change – Get some top of the line oil in that performance motor. The Ester Based Fully Synthetic Oil is derived Partially from Coconut Oil….mmmm smells like you can drink it.
Giveaway Tres: Better then that stuff in the grey bottle.
Motul 8100 (5W40) for one oil change. OMG the French can do something right! Seeing as it was originally a Pennsylvania, USA Company even they couldn’t mess it up!
The Babes: Nuff’ Said
Pick-Up 101: Don’t bother picking them up. If they’re trapped they HAVE to talk to you! So make the most of it…there are plenty of good looking women in the world I can find more for you to harass next year. 
First come first serve! Get a free professional photo with one of our spokesmodels posing on your car. Limited time periods!
The Food: Quit eating that Crap at the fast food joint. First come first serve! Get a free professional photo with one of our spokesmodels posing on your car. Limited time periods! Come get one of Dave’s internationally known super burgers. Made from top quality ground beef with a secret blend of spices and fillers (edible fillers…no not silicone you leg humpers). Completely hand formed with extra tender care by my loving hands…hint hint. 
BYOSS (Bring your own special sauce).
Only $2 bucks for a Super Dave Burger on a Potato Bun and a Soda. Chips, dip and snacks are on the house.
The Cruise: HIT THE STREETS! BYOSS (Bring your own special sauce).Only $2 bucks for a Super Dave Burger on a Potato Bun and a Soda. Chips, dip and snacks are on the house.
You got that car to drive so lets do it in style. Take a cruise with the crew and enjoy the last bit of the summer. We’ll be leading you on a cruise through scenic parts of Virginia and the more driver friendly parts of Maryland.
*Raffle – No family, employee or family members of employees may enter. Neither can anyone that is a buddy of a buddy of a family member. You must currently own a 350Z/G35. You don’t have to pay for this raffle. It’s free, just be here. You don’t have to stay to win but if you do then you do get to take a picture with a hot babe or maybe hot babes (plural) if you’re lucky…so basically you better stay. You don’t have to get it installed at Function:TUNED but that would be kinda like shooting yourself in the foot.Lets start the list for the dyno! We're gonna start at 9 on the spot with 15 min slots.
The DYNO
9:00 AM1: GZILLA
2: Shocka04
3: vtb11
4: Soccertoad
10:00 AM
1: joeygill
2: autotrix04
3: bonusfrag
4: UMW350Z
11:00 AM
1: Ratm68
2: r0csfinest
3: DROPPEDIT2WCE
4: christian655321
12:00 PM
Break for Some Serious Burgers!
1:00 PM
1:behjjeh
2:jgxchris
3:dcmaxclub
4:HKS-Z
2:00 PM
1: 617G (roadtrip from Mass!!! tentative, but probable)
2: Mark "6spG"
3: quint1
4:Kmuniz
3:00PM
1: 03G-35
2: J Silva
3: g6g35
4: Ajcool2
4:00PM
1: Pauley
2: Bimmer G
3: brad804
4:
The Meet
1: DaveFunction2ND
2: KManZ
3: Umzzz
4: Shocka04
5: MDracer76
6: superchargedg
7: Integrity
8: 350Zanniemal
9. Driven1
10. Rice King + Rice Queen (car decor)
11. K3silk "Chaz"
12. Laww
13. Malikot
14.HKS-Z(and girlfriend)haha
15. Bigslim350Z
16. GZILLA
17. Jestasia
18. NovaArctic350
Last edited by DaveFunction2ND; Aug 31, 2007 at 09:25 PM.
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Good deal.Since there's like 3 performance mods available for my car so far, i guess nows the time to get some stock baseline numbers.
Let's see starts at 9am in Va, I live in B-more so i guess i'll be on the road like 6 or 7.I know it'll be a s**t load of people.Leaving at 6.
Let's see starts at 9am in Va, I live in B-more so i guess i'll be on the road like 6 or 7.I know it'll be a s**t load of people.Leaving at 6.
