Living your Life a Rice Bowl at a time: 4 those few bites Im unFunction:TUNED Chap. 4
12-04-2007, 07:56 AM
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here is the king of ricers vid from toys for tots
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSw3qWj4Gsk
Its great to hear Ahn screaming like a little girl in the car.. or was that the tires.. not sure.. its near the end of the vid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSw3qWj4Gsk
Its great to hear Ahn screaming like a little girl in the car.. or was that the tires.. not sure.. its near the end of the vid.
12-04-2007, 08:01 AM
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I showed my co-worker the sheets and she said:
Her: "It works... it really does! I mean.. I wouldn't say awWw or anything, but that's really cute!"
Me: "So you're telling me that if you walked into a room and saw sheets like that on a guy's bed, you would respond positively?"
Her: "Yeah! Especially if he told me his little niece bought it for him or something... I mean it's not like something you can just put out there really fast, you can tell it's been there for awhile."
Coming from a female's point of view, this really works
Her: "It works... it really does! I mean.. I wouldn't say awWw or anything, but that's really cute!"
Me: "So you're telling me that if you walked into a room and saw sheets like that on a guy's bed, you would respond positively?"
Her: "Yeah! Especially if he told me his little niece bought it for him or something... I mean it's not like something you can just put out there really fast, you can tell it's been there for awhile."
Coming from a female's point of view, this really works
12-04-2007, 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted by abui01
I showed my co-worker the sheets and she said:
Her: "It works... it really does! I mean.. I wouldn't say awWw or anything, but that's really cute!"
Me: "So you're telling me that if you walked into a room and saw sheets like that on a guy's bed, you would respond positively?"
Her: "Yeah! Especially if he told me his little niece bought it for him or something... I mean it's not like something you can just put out there really fast, you can tell it's been there for awhile."
Coming from a female's point of view, this really works
Her: "It works... it really does! I mean.. I wouldn't say awWw or anything, but that's really cute!"
Me: "So you're telling me that if you walked into a room and saw sheets like that on a guy's bed, you would respond positively?"
Her: "Yeah! Especially if he told me his little niece bought it for him or something... I mean it's not like something you can just put out there really fast, you can tell it's been there for awhile."
Coming from a female's point of view, this really works
HUH!...nm....the thought crossed my mind for second...but no!
12-04-2007, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted by abui01
I showed my co-worker the sheets and she said:
Her: "It works... it really does! I mean.. I wouldn't say awWw or anything, but that's really cute!"
Me: "So you're telling me that if you walked into a room and saw sheets like that on a guy's bed, you would respond positively?"
Her: "Yeah! Especially if he told me his little niece bought it for him or something... I mean it's not like something you can just put out there really fast, you can tell it's been there for awhile."
Coming from a female's point of view, this really works
Her: "It works... it really does! I mean.. I wouldn't say awWw or anything, but that's really cute!"
Me: "So you're telling me that if you walked into a room and saw sheets like that on a guy's bed, you would respond positively?"
Her: "Yeah! Especially if he told me his little niece bought it for him or something... I mean it's not like something you can just put out there really fast, you can tell it's been there for awhile."
Coming from a female's point of view, this really works
12-04-2007, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by 05-Z
LOL....yeah Ahn I saw you on Rt 7, and was like "I bet there will be a story about this" Didn't look that bad.
That black Z06....definitely seen him around. Think he's in Arlington?
That black Z06....definitely seen him around. Think he's in Arlington?
Ahn as usual.....funny *** ****.
12-06-2007, 10:15 AM
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Function:TUNED gets Attacked by the 2 a.m. Bandit!!!
It was a regular work day at Function:TUNED. Dave had spent the night dyno'ing cars and was too tired to physically get up and drive home. He had left one of his customer's cars outside this night since he was planning to spend the night at the shop. He hops into bed at around 12 a.m.
(background info) This customer had not paid his bill and had some disputes on pricing. He also had the keys to his car so Dave was unable to move the vehicle from its parked location.
2 hrs later... a "mysterious" car comes along and parks near the shop. A man jumps out of his car and *unlocks* the parked vehicle...
We will nickname him the "2 a.m. bandit" because he tried to make way with the car without paying the bill! The man in question is unknown to the community because he happens to be a "friend" of the owner of the actual vehicle whom asked him to go "pick it up."
Anyways, Dave had already suspected that the mastermind behind the unpaid bill would attempt such acts, so he went ahead and tied a chain around the front tires that morning.
Little did he know, the bandit would attack THAT night! What luck! As the bandit tried to start the car and drive away, the chain seized and the bandit was unable to move the vehicle! He desperately tries to gun it but all his attempts had failed. At the end of the day, he managed to move the car a few inches to the left and made his rear wheel extremely muddy from rolling helplessly in the dirt:
Knowing full well that the bandit would most likely return to claim his possession by either cutting the chain or getting a tow truck, the Function Gurus put their brains together to make his life more difficult by trying to get the car into the shop... but how was this possible? The car was locked and no one had the keys! The solution: "Jack it up on rollers and roll the sucka in!"
No names shall be disclosed, this is for pure entertainment purposes only so no hard feelings! The story was just too amusing to NOT put on the forums, puahahaha! However, I love the guy
Whoever knows who this is... sHhHH!!!
It was a regular work day at Function:TUNED. Dave had spent the night dyno'ing cars and was too tired to physically get up and drive home. He had left one of his customer's cars outside this night since he was planning to spend the night at the shop. He hops into bed at around 12 a.m.
(background info) This customer had not paid his bill and had some disputes on pricing. He also had the keys to his car so Dave was unable to move the vehicle from its parked location.
2 hrs later... a "mysterious" car comes along and parks near the shop. A man jumps out of his car and *unlocks* the parked vehicle...
We will nickname him the "2 a.m. bandit" because he tried to make way with the car without paying the bill! The man in question is unknown to the community because he happens to be a "friend" of the owner of the actual vehicle whom asked him to go "pick it up."
Anyways, Dave had already suspected that the mastermind behind the unpaid bill would attempt such acts, so he went ahead and tied a chain around the front tires that morning.
Little did he know, the bandit would attack THAT night! What luck! As the bandit tried to start the car and drive away, the chain seized and the bandit was unable to move the vehicle! He desperately tries to gun it but all his attempts had failed. At the end of the day, he managed to move the car a few inches to the left and made his rear wheel extremely muddy from rolling helplessly in the dirt:
Knowing full well that the bandit would most likely return to claim his possession by either cutting the chain or getting a tow truck, the Function Gurus put their brains together to make his life more difficult by trying to get the car into the shop... but how was this possible? The car was locked and no one had the keys! The solution: "Jack it up on rollers and roll the sucka in!"
No names shall be disclosed, this is for pure entertainment purposes only so no hard feelings! The story was just too amusing to NOT put on the forums, puahahaha! However, I love the guy
Whoever knows who this is... sHhHH!!!
