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Old Dec 4, 2007 | 07:51 AM
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OMFG LOLOLOLOL at this thread
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Old Dec 4, 2007 | 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by dutchboy350Z
Artist's rendition of Tom and one of his lady friends.

holy crap, I don't remember that girl at all! I think I need to lay off the embalming fluid.
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Old Dec 4, 2007 | 07:54 AM
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and Dutch: stay out of my photobucket album!!
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Old Dec 4, 2007 | 07:56 AM
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here is the king of ricers vid from toys for tots

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSw3qWj4Gsk

Its great to hear Ahn screaming like a little girl in the car.. or was that the tires.. not sure.. its near the end of the vid.
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Old Dec 4, 2007 | 08:01 AM
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LOL....yeah Ahn I saw you on Rt 7, and was like "I bet there will be a story about this" Didn't look that bad.

That black Z06....definitely seen him around. Think he's in Arlington?
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Old Dec 4, 2007 | 08:01 AM
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I showed my co-worker the sheets and she said:

Her: "It works... it really does! I mean.. I wouldn't say awWw or anything, but that's really cute!"
Me: "So you're telling me that if you walked into a room and saw sheets like that on a guy's bed, you would respond positively?"
Her: "Yeah! Especially if he told me his little niece bought it for him or something... I mean it's not like something you can just put out there really fast, you can tell it's been there for awhile."

Coming from a female's point of view, this really works
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Old Dec 4, 2007 | 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted by abui01
I showed my co-worker the sheets and she said:

Her: "It works... it really does! I mean.. I wouldn't say awWw or anything, but that's really cute!"
Me: "So you're telling me that if you walked into a room and saw sheets like that on a guy's bed, you would respond positively?"
Her: "Yeah! Especially if he told me his little niece bought it for him or something... I mean it's not like something you can just put out there really fast, you can tell it's been there for awhile."

Coming from a female's point of view, this really works


HUH!...nm....the thought crossed my mind for second...but no!
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Old Dec 4, 2007 | 08:04 AM
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LMAO Ok now that is funny. Pink sheets to to assist your pimp game is classic. If that was me I'd defiantly stay anonymous.
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Old Dec 4, 2007 | 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted by abui01
I showed my co-worker the sheets and she said:

Her: "It works... it really does! I mean.. I wouldn't say awWw or anything, but that's really cute!"
Me: "So you're telling me that if you walked into a room and saw sheets like that on a guy's bed, you would respond positively?"
Her: "Yeah! Especially if he told me his little niece bought it for him or something... I mean it's not like something you can just put out there really fast, you can tell it's been there for awhile."

Coming from a female's point of view, this really works
Still not doing it lol. I mean I could understand a teddy bear sitting on the edge of the bed and saying my little sister gave it to me but making it look like you sleep under pinks sheets everynight?? Come on.
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Old Dec 4, 2007 | 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by 05-Z
LOL....yeah Ahn I saw you on Rt 7, and was like "I bet there will be a story about this" Didn't look that bad.

That black Z06....definitely seen him around. Think he's in Arlington?
Nah, he's from Sterling/Centreville, that area. I went to college with him, haven't talked to him in a while... but damn. I am really glad he came out ok, sad the vette didn't.
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Old Dec 4, 2007 | 09:01 AM
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I dont know about you Mid-Atlantic guy's
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note: the sheets cannot look brand new either.
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Old Dec 4, 2007 | 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Motormouth
note: the sheets cannot look brand new either.
Talking from experience?
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Old Dec 4, 2007 | 09:12 AM
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no... just saying...
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Old Dec 4, 2007 | 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by eagletanggreen
I dont know about you Mid-Atlantic guy's
Cmon luie you have been up here and now what it is about. Ahn as usual.....funny *** ****.
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Old Dec 6, 2007 | 10:15 AM
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Function:TUNED gets Attacked by the 2 a.m. Bandit!!!

It was a regular work day at Function:TUNED. Dave had spent the night dyno'ing cars and was too tired to physically get up and drive home. He had left one of his customer's cars outside this night since he was planning to spend the night at the shop. He hops into bed at around 12 a.m.

(background info) This customer had not paid his bill and had some disputes on pricing. He also had the keys to his car so Dave was unable to move the vehicle from its parked location.

2 hrs later... a "mysterious" car comes along and parks near the shop. A man jumps out of his car and *unlocks* the parked vehicle...

We will nickname him the "2 a.m. bandit" because he tried to make way with the car without paying the bill! The man in question is unknown to the community because he happens to be a "friend" of the owner of the actual vehicle whom asked him to go "pick it up."

Anyways, Dave had already suspected that the mastermind behind the unpaid bill would attempt such acts, so he went ahead and tied a chain around the front tires that morning.

Little did he know, the bandit would attack THAT night! What luck! As the bandit tried to start the car and drive away, the chain seized and the bandit was unable to move the vehicle! He desperately tries to gun it but all his attempts had failed. At the end of the day, he managed to move the car a few inches to the left and made his rear wheel extremely muddy from rolling helplessly in the dirt:



Knowing full well that the bandit would most likely return to claim his possession by either cutting the chain or getting a tow truck, the Function Gurus put their brains together to make his life more difficult by trying to get the car into the shop... but how was this possible? The car was locked and no one had the keys! The solution: "Jack it up on rollers and roll the sucka in!"



No names shall be disclosed, this is for pure entertainment purposes only so no hard feelings! The story was just too amusing to NOT put on the forums, puahahaha! However, I love the guy

Whoever knows who this is... sHhHH!!!
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Old Dec 6, 2007 | 10:25 AM
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that is just wrong to try and take the car without paying for the work. i think I know who this is...but hes not a regular on the forums correct?
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Old Dec 6, 2007 | 10:28 AM
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It looks like poo poo on the wheel.. you sure it was not in 2 Girls 1 Cup?
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Old Dec 6, 2007 | 10:44 AM
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This thread is fuking hilarious!!!!
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Old Dec 6, 2007 | 10:51 AM
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Is the blind attack story going to be in Chapter 5? Cuz I still wake up laughing about that one every morning.
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