Ok so here he is my rant….

I was out in Pittsburgh last night with a bunch of people, finals had just ended, and we had just completed our first semester of grad school… everyone was having an awesome time, myself included, and I had some nice prospects lined up to top it off

One of our friends had brought some random dude with her, and I noticed he was wearing a Ferrari zip up

Fast forward to closing time.. we head out of the bar, me a group of girls and this guy, grab a pizza to go.. and we are walking back home… well I again notice his shirt and say nice shirt what type of Ferrari do you have.. 355, 430…. Well he says F-50, so I say an F-50 that’s weak sauce ( in total jest, A 3 year old could figure out the tone in my voice)

Next thing I know this dude comes running down the street at full speed and punches me in the head twice
( now luckily this guy hits about as hard as marry poppins)…
So here I am holding a large pizza with an array of emotions going through my head… the majority of which are telling me to punch this dude right in the face ( now those of you that have been out with me, know I am not the violent type, and just like to have a good time)

So I drop the pizza, and the girls that I am with start yelling at the guy and pushing him, I tell them I will handle it, and they storm off…. So I decide to be responsible and figure I will just make the guy look like an as$...

So I say what the hell is your problem? I thought you were into cars? And he stands there and proceeds to tell me ( almost in tears) that this was the fourth time that he had gotten chit for wearing the shirt today ( now I am thinking cry me a river Timberlake… you own the Fcking car handle it..) he then goes on to say my dad earned it blahblah….

So I tell him I don’t care and A) who cares what ppl say, and B) you actually have the car so shut up…

So here is the kicker, the group of girls had left, I realize that my prospects for the night had just been ruined and that I am UnFunction:tuned!....

so we try and follow the group back , and get lost!.... to top it off I don’t have my cell phone… so here I am with mr fcking car enthusiast… lost without a phone… I end up having to take a cab back with this guy… get to the girls place and pretty much pass out….

Thanks mr car enthusiast…. You dick……………../end rant

 

WOW.. what a night...

 

I would of just fawking slapped him, i dont give a $hit what i look like in front of the girls. At that point their already freaking out anyways

 

Do I smell a vagina? Not sure how I could have been composed and not whooped the dude.

 

WTF? Wow. Emo Ferrari owner? They always say money can't buy happiness lol.

 

not a violent person either but I would have embarrassed him by laying his a$$ out on the pavement

 

wow ferrari boy DLV ftl!

you should have asked him who drinks lota water...honestly

 

haha well it turns out its his daddy's... and honestly I wish I had just laid him out....

 

BAHAHAH

and + 1 Lancer......

 

wtf. what a loser, who does that?

 

O and:

"Streets closed pizza boy, find another way home!"

 

BAHAH I should have asked him "whats the retail on one of those"

damnit!!!!!

 

He punched you in the head AND you maintained composure to not drop the Pizza? AMAZING!

You have more restraint than me. If he punched me (as in, made a genuine effort to do harm and not some sissy half a$$ punch) in the head I prob would have without hesitation thrown the pizza box at his face, immediately gangrushed him, pulled his ghey a$$ Ferrari cover up over his emo little head and pummelled him. Then I would have casually gone and got another pizza. Can't let the ladies go hungry you know.

OR

What did the 5 fingers say to the face?.......

 

Should have shown him my avatar

 

BAHAHA, yea he genuinly tried to hit me... i was pretty impressed that i didnt drop the pizza either lol


haha yea Blasian maybe ill email him that picture

 

i have this funny *** picture in my head of this guy that looks like the french guy from Talladega nights, wearing a ferarri jacket running up from behind you and throwing a girly puch at your head

 

wow zain, u are a pu$$y

 

BAHAHA

and shut up Anu, unless you want to drive behind some exhaust fumes again

 

oh dont underestimate zains ability to hold pizza...i once saw him beyond shtfaced barely clinging to life while puking his guts out in adams morgan (sorry zain). but in his defense the plate from jumbo slice remained intact and safe at all times in facthe held it above his head like a waiter while handling his business (ie staring at the sidewalk)...zain has a healthy respect for the pizza as we all should

 

mmm jumbo slice