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Old May 23, 2008 | 06:43 AM
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Default Don't let this guy get near Bryce's car!

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-'having-sex'-with-1,000-cars.html

"A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles. ...."

I don't think they explain how he does it. Tailpipe? A/C vents? Oil filter?!?!
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Old May 23, 2008 | 06:47 AM
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Odd to say the least...
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Old May 23, 2008 | 06:58 AM
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Ive heard of having sex IN a car but not WITH a car... ?!?!?!
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Old May 23, 2008 | 07:01 AM
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1000 cars? Whats weaksauce...

I'm in the tens of thousands
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Old May 23, 2008 | 07:26 AM
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its just more "injection" its not a big deal
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Old May 23, 2008 | 07:40 AM
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If he's dateing a beettle, i dont think Bryce has much to worry about.

edit:now Mikes new versa might be in trouble.
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Old May 23, 2008 | 07:53 AM
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he's gotta be putting "IT" in the gas filler.... watch the sharp edges bud! Ouch!

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Old May 23, 2008 | 08:05 AM
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Time to invest in a car cover.
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Old May 23, 2008 | 08:08 AM
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I've heard of chicks riding shifters..... but where would you put your.... hmm.
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Old May 23, 2008 | 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Ex2cinaZ
I've heard of chicks riding shifters......
In for the pics
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Old May 23, 2008 | 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Ex2cinaZ
I've heard of chicks riding shifters..... but where would you put your.... hmm.
I have seen the pics and video of that. Just not as intresting as the guy doing the car. lol Wonder what he uses for protection and what oil he uses?
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Old May 23, 2008 | 09:33 AM
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KY Synthetic
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Old May 23, 2008 | 09:56 AM
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^lol
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Old May 23, 2008 | 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Eric the Ricer
KY Synthetic
Nice. Almost made me spit my drink on my keyboard at work
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Old May 23, 2008 | 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by gmueip
In for the pics
HEARD of... didn't say I did it.
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Old May 23, 2008 | 11:15 AM
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Old May 23, 2008 | 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Eric the Ricer
KY Synthetic

isn't KY synthetic in it's regular form?

"spit is the best lube" -Jenna Jameson
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Old May 23, 2008 | 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by gmueip
In for the pics
Fowlman?

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Old May 23, 2008 | 12:02 PM
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that's funny and yuck.
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Old May 23, 2008 | 12:23 PM
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what a man & a consenting automobile do are their own business.
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