What is it with undersized private part men in there big azzz SUV's? I was just cut off twice in the matter of a mile.

First jerk in the red color SUV pulls out on me and motorcycle going 50...then his large oversized vehicle (hence the small private part reference above) forces me to gun it an cut off the bike....

the bike gave me the nod to come over once he saw the lard SUV pulling out. I was in the right lane, he was on my left.

So then I give a toot...not a full on horn...like I should of just a beep...I look in my review because Im getting back over in the right lane and he is giving me the bird... Im like OK....so then I grab the camera that I had while on my stake-out for my rims today... traffic allows him to get up to me because he is in the left lane (right lane...all northbound I95 traffic)... As I snap a pic and smile at him he grabs his camera phone and ways it. I smile and way back... not going to let this guy ruin my day... wouldnt you know it...he gets in the right lane at the last minute headed to I95 north...passed like 40 cars...




So then not even 3 minutes later... bumper to bumper I95 northbound off 7100 traffic a blue SUV both CHEVY related places his bumper right infront of my car... OK now I am like WTF...

Funny thing... the camera is ready and snap a few shots of him...he gets scared and punches it once on I95...

I didnt even waist the gas...not the effort to blow the horn on this guy.





I set the cruise at 58 and relax...

****** IN SUVs FTL!


If you never seen a ***** before..note the pics people driving these vehicles... be on the lookout they will cut you off because their time is waaaay more valuable than yours. Who are you to be infront of them and not adjust to their driving needs?

GM SUCKS.... same plastic fake azz interior since the debute of the HOREVETT in 1955! Plastic square parts FTL!

 

i know exactlyyyyy what you mean.

but damn i dont know what i did to someone on route 97 but this guy in a big white pick up would not stop taking pictures of mine and my friends cars. he was blocking both lanes and swerving so we could not get by him and snapping pics. WHATS THE DEAL!?

 

Not to go there......but here it's the little women that can barely see over the steering wheel, driving their BF's or whomever's SUV. They do the same thing! Think they own the road, and they can't even see over the hood!!! Ironicaly they almost always have a large dent in either the rear, or front fender where they have backed into, or hit someone at some point!!

 

usually they take pics then report them to the police...usually for racing/speeding/reckless driving etc.

I dont think it does much....but I am sure its noted somewhere in a database so when you do get pulled...your little note is right there.

lol @ dents Most of the "little" ladies around here are found to block traffic being too scared to move with agression of DC drivers... they also drive super slow in the fast lane. We have many folks who just learned how to drive for the first time with the diversity here. So its not uncommon to see a guy driving like 40 in the fast lane...scared to death because everyone is blowing the horn at him/her... sometimes its sad...most of the time its frustrating

 

Not to mention the amount of gas they are consuming by driving around alone in a vehicle designed for 9 people with an engine that gets 6 miles to the gallon...

 

Aw man, that's insane. And I know exactly what you mean too.

I was on I70 Eastbound one day, and I saw a sign that the right lane was ending for road work. And everyone has seen the guy who has to get as FAR as they can for no reason, even though the sign says lane ends in 2 miles, then 1 mile, then ½Mile. Well, I have a rule that I'll let in ONE person if, and ONLY IF, they have their blinker on. Well I let in my one guy, and I see this white Ford pick-up towing a huge trailor with like 4 jet ski's on it next to me. I checked my rear-view and there was plenty of room behind me but this guy was speeding up next to me and I'm like "NO F*CKING WAY DUDE!" Well, the cones are moving in, and this guy just starts coming over, so I'm like "Fine, just hit me. Because you'll be the one paying for it anyway dick." But eventually he had to hit the brakes and get behind me.

Just goes to show that people that drive those oversized POS's have know idea how to actually drive.

 

Some of the most careless and dangerous drivers I've seen all have one common denominator...VA plates. I don't know what they teach you on the VA License Exam, but it clearly involves reckless driving and tailgating.

People in NYS get shot for doing sh*t like that!

 

My tags say VA but I learned in IL... its like if a car gets infront of them...their heart will stop beating. Its one thing if the lane is ending and you see the signs...but its another if both lanes are open next to me and you are tail gating... I drive a smooth 60mph when cruising, especially with the wife. hey thats 5 over... go around or get introduced to my brake lights...

Northen VA is just a stress zone from hell....everyone is so freggin stressed out here...no one speaks, or lets anyone get more than they can have...

so depressing... Thank God I dont have to drive to DC or work anymore. I walk a football field away from my front door. Ironically I am a happier person and waaaaaay more laid back about life.

Driving will kill you, even if youre not in an accident.

 

side note: I drive a VW and have the European Fog Light set up on the rear of my car and if i have a tailgater on me, i flick that fog light on and they slow down sooo fast. Some time ago, I recall reading the drivers' lips behind me. He had said something like "%*(@&% %(##! %%*(" and that's a direct quote!

8-)

 

Maryland drivers man! We are known regionally to be the worst!!!! Hahahaha glen burnie MVA with the highest rate of passing teens who fell asleep during drivers ed!
There are the select few who pay attention though and DONT text and drive at the same time

 

I drive an SUV and i love cutting ****** off

 

what can i say but that it happens to everyone of us

 

yeah VA plates around here come with the worst drivers i've seen

 

****** is one thing...

everyone in your path... will get your Azz handed to you with the quickness in DC...or maybe even a expressed funeral.

That shizzil dont fly too far around here.

I drive a 77 Buick Electra and I could be a ***** in that tank...but why end my life early?

One guy pulled over got out and was run over and killed right in front of his wife and kids...

 

Back in Buffalo we had a case where these two girls were purposely tailgating this guy just to f*ck with him. He brake checked them a few times and they just didn't take the hint. So he let's them follow him into a residential area and pulls to a complete stop and gets out of his car.
The surviving passenger claimed the last thing the driver said was something like "He'll probably try and get all tough guy with me, watch this."

The guy walked up to the drivers window, shot her point blank in the face, got back in his vehicle and drove away.

Wish I could find this online so you guys know it's not BS.

 

I believe....trust me.... life is so short...drift while you can...

lol