So lately I'm seeing more and more of my Mid-A homies dating some extremely fobby CDM, KDM, TDM, JDM chicks. I have no doubt that some of them are hot and have great personalities. I am a FOB myself but some of these fobby girls that I see/dated are seriously still living in a different country mentally. Lets share some of your experiences with these FOBBY girls. Here are 2 of mine.

1. Conversation with a TDM girl
Ethan: I'm going to Happy Hour tonight with a few friends after work, want to join?
TDM girl: Happy Hour? Where is Happy Hour?
Ethan: We're going to TGI Fridays at Tysons.
TDM girl: So you're going to Happy Hour or TGI Fridays? I am confused.

2. Conversation with yet another TDM girl
Ethan: Are you watching TV?
TDM girl: Why'd I be watching TV?
Ethan: Because it's inauguration day!
TDM girl: What is that?
Ethan: You know... Obama? Today is the day he's officially our president?
TDM girl: Oh ok. I'm not really into him.

Just to make this more exciting and proving my point. This is a pic of TDM chick #1


Chick in Red tank top

 

haha.
yea they is crazy.

my favorite one is with this kdm girl:
KDM girl: my sister buy fry rice, you want some?
me: um no thx. (its like 11:30pm and we are in the back of her car....)
KDM girl: come on!
(insert part where she somehow starts spoon feeding me)

she wasnt fat either, how do they eat so much? why do they wanna be my mom all the time!!!

 

bb1314, that second conversation could be with a girl with any nationality. I know some girls who would prob have the same response

 

it's ok, my buddy dated a girl who instead of saying arkansas, she would pronounce it "ar-kansas" -_-''

I'm sure there's a ton I'm forgetting right now.

 

i can't stand non-english speaking girls... yuk

 

You would be able to have this exact same convo. with me, with the same response.

 

Translation: He wants your digits


I keed, I keed

 

Oh me and Mikey D had been through it. The buttsex didn't work out too well.

 

Ethan liked it too much.

 

do either chicks have a fobby accent?

 

^ LOL of course!

 

whats up with the acronyms, KDM, JDM, TDM, etc....women arent car parts.....

 

I can't stand fobby asian accents, but for some reason i like a slight british or even any euro accent, as long as it's not over the top. i have been called a twinkie at times.

examples:
chick from Transporter = do not want
kate beckinsale =

 

why do you have to make fun of people??? they just haven't started in US long enough only.....

 

Ok I think I got the KDM JDM TDM (korean thai/Taiwan? Japanese) am I correct. Also Fobby? That one has me confused. Im sure there are others with this question. God Im an f'ing noob when it comes to asian girls.

 

FOB = fresh off the boat

OP, while admitting himself to be FOB, insists that "really" fobby chicks are the worst. thats sort of like deaf people mocking other handicap people

 

KDM = Korea Domestic Market
CDM = China Domestic Market
TDM = Taiwan Domestic Market
JDM = You should be shot if you don't know this one.

Got to show some love to the VDM (Vietnam Domestic Market) too!

 

Can someone please translate what is going in this thread?

 

Ill take that chick in the red tank top!! I dont care how she talks or what shes talking about. As long as I get some of that fried rice we'd be good to go.

 

Started dating a half Cambodian girl..... Cant use CDM is there any other? Or should we just assume that there is no cambodian domestic market