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Old 02-10-2009 | 12:11 PM
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Hmmm... try to scoop up a couple more hours. If you have your own place, you can certain invite her over for a "surprise". Do something stupid like bake a cake together and try to play some cream fight. So once that's done you have her sit back and relaxed while you're making her some candle light dinner. Now when dinner is done the cake should be done as well. So grab a chick flick and watch it with her while eating the cake that you baked TOGETHER. Don't forget to buy a couple bottles of good wine so you can keep her drunk and possibly entertained.

Ingredient for baking a cake - $10
Candles - $5
Steak dinner - $15
2 bottles of wine - $30
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Old 02-10-2009 | 12:17 PM
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hahahaha only you joe. i dont know about you but ive never had a girl fake an orgasm. that might be why your single on valentines day.
You would actually be amazed at what some girls can fake
Old 02-10-2009 | 12:59 PM
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I had a girl fake it to me 1 time and I honestly don't care that much as long as I get my end done.
Old 02-10-2009 | 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by y_b_lamron
You would actually be amazed at what some girls can fake
welcome to the mid-a...now go back to your own region.
Old 02-10-2009 | 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by NX2KDET
I had a girl fake it to me 1 time and I honestly don't care that much as long as I get my end done.
You actually knew she was faking?! How?
Old 02-10-2009 | 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by bsurdam
welcome to the mid-a...now go back to your own region.
Ummmm.....no



Why can't I hang out with the cool peeps?
Old 02-10-2009 | 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by bsurdam
welcome to the mid-a...now go back to your own region.
She is with me! btw there is no faking with me!
Old 02-10-2009 | 01:25 PM
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I scooped up a girl last week, and she's really cool. I'm taking her out this Saturday (valentines day, the hallmark holiday etc etc). I have her from around 4 - 10:30 PM or so. .
so im assuming shes gonna meet up with the guy whos gonna pound the **** out of her at 11:00?

and youre actually considering letting a chic you just met drive your car.

wow................
Old 02-10-2009 | 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by RedlineDesign
She is with me! btw there is no faking with me!
lol ok then welcome.
Old 02-10-2009 | 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by bsurdam
lol ok then welcome.
aweeee thanks!

Old 02-10-2009 | 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by bsurdam
welcome to the mid-a...now go back to your own region.
The comedy never ceases in the Mid-A or should I say "Volk Nation". You got to come hard in this region or go home!!!! Bsurdam tell em where your from son!
Old 02-11-2009 | 05:13 AM
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Originally Posted by bb1314
You actually knew she was faking?! How?
She told me she cared for me and she felt sad that she did it. So she manned up or WOmanned up.
Old 02-11-2009 | 09:46 AM
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Well, my Valentines Day isn't happening anymore. Got the 'now's not a good time, but im not blowing you off, blah blah blah' text. This is the SECOND time this has happened to me in a little over a month. Sigh. OH WELL.
Old 02-11-2009 | 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by y_b_lamron
aweeee thanks!

Can we have sexy time?
Old 02-11-2009 | 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Emerald99
Well, my Valentines Day isn't happening anymore. Got the 'now's not a good time, but im not blowing you off, blah blah blah' text. This is the SECOND time this has happened to me in a little over a month. Sigh. OH WELL.
Sorry to say this but it sounds like you got to step up your game!!!! PUA FTW!
Old 02-11-2009 | 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by 350Ricky
Can we have sexy time?
will you bring your sexy, little man, umbrella?
Old 02-11-2009 | 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Emerald99
Well, my Valentines Day isn't happening anymore. Got the 'now's not a good time, but im not blowing you off, blah blah blah' text. This is the SECOND time this has happened to me in a little over a month. Sigh. OH WELL.
Wait... what? You're giving up? Keep in mind, girls always say this stuff. They're wishy washy 24/7 (I'm sure you've realized this by now) You just need to tell them what to do. And if they give you chit about it, give them more chit but in a humorous comedic way. And then tell her "not a good time? Gosh, playing hard to get already? I haven't even started putting my mack attack on you yet... okay 2 can play that game: you've officially been demoted to: flakey backup date for vday!" and see what she says to that.

You state that this is the 2nd time this has happened... well there's a reason to that. You can't "sigh, oh well!" the situation because you did something wrong to make it happen. Learn from the first one to prevent it from happening again. Most guys fall under the category of:

"Approval Seekers" they think by being extra nice, showering her with compliments, and being that "knight in shining armor" will get her to like you more... only in Disney movies this statement holds true. If you want the date, go get it! Don't let her dissuade you from getting what YOU want because she sent you a measly text message (of all things!)

It should be an honor to go on a date with you and you're not going to take "NO" for an answer because that's a load of crock. Most girls BS about how busy they are or "it's not the right time," don't be afraid to hurt her feelings, call her out on that chit!

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Old 02-11-2009 | 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by abui01
Wait... what? You're giving up? Keep in mind, girls always say this stuff. They're wishy washy 24/7 (I'm sure you've realized this by now) You just need to tell them what to do. And if they give you chit about it, give them more chit but in a humorous comedic way. And then tell her "not a good time? Gosh, playing hard to get already? I haven't even started putting my mack attack on you yet... okay 2 can play that game: you've officially been demoted to: flakey backup date for vday!" and see what she says to that.
that's awesome
Old 02-11-2009 | 12:54 PM
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I'm learning a lot from this thread, this is amazing, lol.
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Originally Posted by Emerald99
Well, my Valentines Day isn't happening anymore. Got the 'now's not a good time, but im not blowing you off, blah blah blah' text. This is the SECOND time this has happened to me in a little over a month. Sigh. OH WELL.
tell her too bad ill go do something special with someone else and make her feel guilty or some chit. pretty much make her feel like crap and your the best shes ever going to get. or if youve got a big dick just take a picture and send it to her saying this could of been yours too bad! that seems to work sometimes, its really a hit or miss.


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