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Old 03-05-2009, 01:55 PM
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Once upon a time in a land far far away...

My good comrade Mz.Bernadette was innocently at work doing her nails, fixing her hair, checking her makeup, and thinking how much of a forum noob she was... until she mysteriously gets a text message from this kick azz dude named abui01.

abui: "Hey, some dude on the forum has a picture of you in his signature!"
Mz.Bernadette:"haha what?"
abui: "Yeah, apparently he's in love with you. I saw a post he made on Goofy's hood thread"
Mz.Bernadette:"Where?"
abui: "look up (blah blah blah)"

*5 mins later* (noobs take a long time to do things like these)

Mz.Bernadette:"Okay how do I find him?"
abui:"do a search"
Mz.Bernadette:"I just clicked on my profile because he's one of the last visitors; I'm in his profile now but I don't see anything."
abui:"That's because it's in his signature"
Mz.Bernadette:"How do I see his signature?"
abui:"you have to click on his posts"
Mz.Bernadette:"How do I see his posts?"

(See, I told ya she was a noob, I wasn't lying!)

*insert instructions here*

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..........

Mz.Bernadette:"OMFG!!!"
abui:"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! U should msg him and ask em on a date or some chit"
Mz.Bernadette:"That's pretty creepy!"
abui:"I thought he was ur buddie er sumthin at first till I saw he's from Maine"
Mz.Bernadette:"Nope... don't even kno him. I thought he woulda just copied that link under the pic and pasted it"
abui:"He has to save them on his comp in order to post em in his signature (extra creepy points!) I'll start a thread dedicated to you."



And here we are ladies and gentleman, the thread dedicated to Mz.Bernadette™! She's got some hot steamy pics in her profile, so if you want to copy and paste that screen name under the search, you're more than welcomed to save her pics on your harddrive for some fun late night activities! Hell... I heard it's the cool thing to do these days!
Old 03-05-2009, 02:03 PM
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lol apparently mr. davis loves nurses too.
Old 03-05-2009, 02:03 PM
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Haha uh oh, jeez..... its ok looks like she got some fans already.
Old 03-05-2009, 02:03 PM
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lol it's only a matter of time her pictures end up in some porn site. WOW.. my350z.com creeps FTL!
Old 03-05-2009, 02:18 PM
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Holy chit, a stalker
Old 03-05-2009, 02:42 PM
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meh
Old 03-05-2009, 04:04 PM
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more pics for justification?
Old 03-06-2009, 06:47 AM
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She's pretty cute! 8.5/10
Old 03-06-2009, 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted by bb1314
lol it's only a matter of time her pictures end up in some porn site. WOW.. my350z.com creeps FTL!
careful ethan, it wont be long until your g/f shows up in a sig. maybe that guy who think only lawyers and doctors will survive the recession will be posting it up.
Old 03-06-2009, 07:12 AM
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Originally Posted by WYZIWYG
She's pretty cute! 8.5/10
ehh
Old 03-06-2009, 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted by ajcool2
ehh
Points were deducted for not showing enough cleavage.
Old 03-06-2009, 07:48 AM
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That's is pretty funny, but I guess that what you get when you post pics like that on a public forum.


Just to confirm I went and checked out her pics and yes she is cute....lol.
Old 03-06-2009, 08:13 AM
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Old 03-06-2009, 08:28 AM
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lol
Old 03-06-2009, 09:56 AM
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Isn't it illegal to claim a woman who doesn't belong to you? I think its call womancuffing
Old 03-06-2009, 11:34 AM
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Maganda su su mo'
Old 03-06-2009, 12:19 PM
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wow lol what a stalker
Old 03-17-2009, 04:31 PM
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Stalker... uhh no. Easy A yeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!! Took FOREVER to elicit a response.
Old 03-17-2009, 04:36 PM
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and you all wonder y i havent posted a pic
Old 03-18-2009, 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted by hearts98jm
and you all wonder y i havent posted a pic

So all these posts and no talk of mods, autocross, draging, daily driving, keeping it in storage for the winter, building your engine, nitrous, window tint, off topic forum stuff, 4chan, rims, body kits.... my point is do you have a reason for joining this forum or just to get amusement out of guys talking to you? I dont even want a picture of you, honestly who cares, just wondering when your gonna stop playing around on this site and get down to some Z related issues.


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