Once upon a time in a land far far away...

My good comrade Mz.Bernadette was innocently at work doing her nails, fixing her hair, checking her makeup, and thinking how much of a forum noob she was... until she mysteriously gets a text message from this kick azz dude named abui01.

abui: "Hey, some dude on the forum has a picture of you in his signature!"
Mz.Bernadette:"haha what?"
abui: "Yeah, apparently he's in love with you. I saw a post he made on Goofy's hood thread"
Mz.Bernadette:"Where?"
abui: "look up (blah blah blah)"

*5 mins later* (noobs take a long time to do things like these)

Mz.Bernadette:"Okay how do I find him?"
abui:"do a search"
Mz.Bernadette:"I just clicked on my profile because he's one of the last visitors; I'm in his profile now but I don't see anything."
abui:"That's because it's in his signature"
Mz.Bernadette:"How do I see his signature?"
abui:"you have to click on his posts"
Mz.Bernadette:"How do I see his posts?"

(See, I told ya she was a noob, I wasn't lying!)

*insert instructions here*

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Mz.Bernadette:"OMFG!!!"
abui:"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! U should msg him and ask em on a date or some chit"
Mz.Bernadette:"That's pretty creepy!"
abui:"I thought he was ur buddie er sumthin at first till I saw he's from Maine"
Mz.Bernadette:"Nope... don't even kno him. I thought he woulda just copied that link under the pic and pasted it"
abui:"He has to save them on his comp in order to post em in his signature (extra creepy points!) I'll start a thread dedicated to you."



And here we are ladies and gentleman, the thread dedicated to Mz.Bernadette™! She's got some hot steamy pics in her profile, so if you want to copy and paste that screen name under the search, you're more than welcomed to save her pics on your harddrive for some fun late night activities! Hell... I heard it's the cool thing to do these days!

 

lol apparently mr. davis loves nurses too.

 

Haha uh oh, jeez..... its ok looks like she got some fans already.

 

lol it's only a matter of time her pictures end up in some porn site. WOW.. my350z.com creeps FTL!

 

Holy chit, a stalker

 

meh

 

more pics for justification?

 

She's pretty cute! 8.5/10

 

careful ethan, it wont be long until your g/f shows up in a sig. maybe that guy who think only lawyers and doctors will survive the recession will be posting it up.

 

ehh

 

Points were deducted for not showing enough cleavage.

 

That's is pretty funny, but I guess that what you get when you post pics like that on a public forum.


Just to confirm I went and checked out her pics and yes she is cute....lol.

 

 

lol

 

Isn't it illegal to claim a woman who doesn't belong to you? I think its call womancuffing

 

Maganda su su mo'

 

wow lol what a stalker

 

Stalker... uhh no. Easy A yeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!! Took FOREVER to elicit a response.

 

and you all wonder y i havent posted a pic

 

So all these posts and no talk of mods, autocross, draging, daily driving, keeping it in storage for the winter, building your engine, nitrous, window tint, off topic forum stuff, 4chan, rims, body kits.... my point is do you have a reason for joining this forum or just to get amusement out of guys talking to you? I dont even want a picture of you, honestly who cares, just wondering when your gonna stop playing around on this site and get down to some Z related issues.