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Old 05-04-2010 | 07:53 AM
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Exhibit A:

Driving up route 29 to Columbia, MD I saw several bikes and a Mustang on the side of the road. Upon closer inspection, it was several bikes that were pulled over by an undercover cop in a completely blacked out Mustang. I mean seriously, tinted windows, tinted tail lights, this thing was completely stealth looking, even the cop wasn't in uniform from what I could tell. Only reason I knew it was a cop was because of the flashing lights that were embedded in the rear end under the tinted out rear tail lights.

People in Columbia, you're on notice.

Exhibit B:

While driving in the Wheaton area, I came upon what I thought was an accident between a Miata and a VW Golf. Again, once I got closer I noticed it wasn't an accident. Apparently some old lady on her cell phone ticked off the guy in the Golf so much that he decided to cut her off in the center lane of traffic, where he then proceeded to get out of his car, go over to her driver side door (she had the convertible top down) and start yelling at her. The lady was in pure shock as I cruised by in the left lane trying to figure out what the heck was going on. Once I realized what it was I tried to turn around just in case it got out of hand. But after I passed by I saw the lady steer to avoid him and his car and get out of there, then pass me as I was making the U-turn, she was trying to get out of there pretty fast for obvious reasons.

Anybody else see anything weird this weekend?

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i saw barny
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I am weird but I see myself every day soo i get used to it
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once we get some nice weather, the wierdo's come out from hiding!
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An Asian guy in a suupped-up Ford Focus w/ the child eater bodykit. I think he was lost.
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A Scion TC with pink brake calipers. I also managed to somehow loose the group of M3's I was rolling up to the meet with and ended up with a group of crappily modded Civics
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I saw a license plate that said ILUV DP in Maryland this weekend.
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I saw a asian guy in a cone shaped hat wearing athletic gear on sunday...
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^^^^ what is hmmm chen
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Originally Posted by woodrow88
^^^^ what is hmmm chen
no it was skinny asian def taller then chen
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ahhhhh you mean abui01
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YUP!! lol
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lol did you see chen to haha
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I saw Jeffie poop an entire cat. And it lived.
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I heard hraes lubed it up for jeffie to perform that trick
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Cats love astroglide.

Who knew?
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lol, wish I could've made it out to UMD this weekend, but I'm stuck studying for finals this week.

Three finals are between me and graduation on May 21st.
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Originally Posted by NightShade
lol, wish I could've made it out to UMD this weekend, but I'm stuck studying for finals this week.

Three finals are between me and graduation on May 21st.
What degree are you getting?
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Originally Posted by Dj Xyanyde
I saw a license plate that said ILUV DP in Maryland this weekend.
Hope a chick was driving it
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Now if you lube up you *** and shove a cat up into it, when it comes back out, is that called pooping or would that just be catch and release?

On another note I saw an Asian show up on time and on top of that tipped REALLY well.
I told my wife not to tip as well next time =( gave $40.00 on like $120 worth of work.


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