Saturday afternoon i was headed back home into the city. AS I was on the entrance ramp to the Dan ryan this 30 somethin Whackjob and his Bombshelle Blonde companion come flyin past me right where it goes from two lanes to one, needless to say i got a tad bit upset downshifted into secondGROOOWLLLLLLl Click THIRD HAlF a growl later i was right next to him on his right hand side i stayed right their so his hot little blonde freind could make a nice little puddle on his 10,000 seats. He realized what i was doing and he punched it, by now were coming up by Comisky and trafic was light i stayed right next to him (On purpose of course) just so he thought he had a chance, now all the lanes except the far left, the one he is in has cars in them and were going like 110, right at the last second i nailed it and got right in front of him i had lost it i was insane i was break checkin a Freakin Bentley, then the best part DEAD STOP TRAFFIC arround the bend by canal st exit. he pulls on my right and is burnin a hole through my black tint, i roll it down and say "Got somthin to say Jeeves" he rolls down his window ( the whole time im makin eyes with Blondie) and says to me in TRUE UK SNOBIENESS "Do you realize you almost hit a $250,000.00 automobile" i thought to myself about honestly apoligizing but since blondie was digging the whole rivalry thing, i said to myself Fu#$ it and in true Pesci style took a drag off my smoke took my sunglasses of looked him right in the eyes, and repeated "do you realize that i dont give a F___ " and flicked my smoke at him right through his window" he was going crazy so i said You want me come get me Bi$%, and took off down the congress ramp got on to lower wacker and lost him the whole time thinking OH CRAP ITS OVER IM SOOOOO STUPID , BUT MAN WHAT CAN I SAY THE thought of that Blonde giving me the look from behind that guys head, well it drove me to temporary insanity. THATS IT

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If he's so worried about his 250k car he should drive more carefuly dumb@$$, nice cars but got what a waste of money. To me anyways...but then again Im into fast cars not fat cars. That reminds me had a dude in a white early 90's explorer trying to race me yesterday, I have no idea what he was thinking. It was about the funniest thing ever. I really dont think he liked it when I started laughing at him either but oh well some people are just morons.

 

Have you considered anger management classes?

 

rest assured its very rare when im like that, at least 4-5 month intervals

 

but i do attend the classes, i think the teachers name is ummmm,
Mary,,, somthin,,,,,,,,,,,,,Hmmmm, oh Yeah Dr. Marry Jane, man she is great, i lover her lessons, she even has a snack machine in the room fo us

 

You can catch my class! I go Tuesdays and Thursdays! Or, wait, was that Mondays and Wednesdays...crap. Been a while since the last one...

 

sure hope that cigarette wasnt lit....cuz then hell have to replace BOTH seats

 

I do think the cigarette was too much though, you had already punked him enough. No need to add insult to injury. My two cents.

 

omg - bit of some run on sentences there, but I am laughin my *** off right now.

I honestly can't tell if its true or not - and I don't wanna know, but thank you for the most entertaining story

 

i swear its true i couldnt stop thinkin about it all day , i apologize for the run ons im just really lazy when it comes to typing the cig was crossing the line, bu ti was like if this was a movie wouldnt that be funny so oh well

 

BRAVO! very nicely done. stories like these make me proud to be a sports car driver! I can totally understand the blonde thing, Blondes can do a number on us. God i love em.

 

...he was smoking that whole time??!! Did you have a 6 speed? cuz I drive a stick too, and sure is hard to shift, one hand on the wheel, watch traffic, making quick cuts in front of him and smoke at the same time. Dude, I almost pee my pants just reading it

 

Talent

 

MAN u should write a book, haha tat is crazy wat u did.u should of stole tat hot blonde chick 2, since ur at it. but what kind of bentley was it? awesome awesome.

 

Congratulations on winning the My350z.com worst grammar post of 2002. We hope to see you next year! Anyways whats the big deal with this kill, a bentley isnt even a sports car.

 

I take back that previous statement...partially. What type of bentley what is it exactly ? The Azure is the only Bentley I consider even remotely close to being a sports car. Yes im quite aware Bentleys can pack a powerful engine but they are also 4 door luxury cruisers.

 

DSPIEL.

The whole point was that the story was fun and exciting and to everbody elese somewhat enjoyable, unless to you cuz your so **** that you thought it was necesarry to point out to all of us that Bentleys arent even sports cars WHOA OMFM,,,, THATS NEWS TO ME THANKS SO MUCH, knowing what i know now, i bet its more fun to bash ppls grammer than enjoy a pretty strange & funny encounter.


Hurry up and reply,

im realy waitng fo this one

 

More power to you man!

 

You need to calm down you twit, this is just a bbs, no reason to get all worked up over nothing.

 

hehehe mine's on jesus days