Tonight i was driving the Z home from work, and some guy in a turbo beetle starts provoking a race. He thought he was bad with his personalized plate and mini fold up spoiler. This guy needed to be set straight. First of all a man should not drive a bug. Turbo or not. Second of all what was he doing stepping up to a Z in his chick car on steroids? Sure enough we come to a light. At Green he drops the clutch, I calmly let mine out giving him a little head start. I give the throttle the lead foot, match his speed and acceleration. Im in third gear the revs building. I look over and give him a stage yawn then bury the throttle introducing him to the deep roar of the borla. In two seconds hes lookin at my tips, thouroughly humbled. I break for my turn and see him take off.
I know I know, where is the sport? but he needed an education in the horsepower hierarchy!

 

Good squatting! Hate those stupid pests

 

i did that to a new eclipse v6 the other night...got to the light he was smiling...i said dude i was just playin...he said i gota get a chip....

 

He's going need more than a damn chip if he wants to play with the big boys. What is it with this chip ****? If your car doesn't have a turbo, supercharger or Naaaws it's just a waste of money. Every test I seen done with a chip in a N/A car has shown little to no increase in power. Hell some cars actually lost a little power.