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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by CervanteZ
Well you should **** the ****. Then put it in **** with a double ****, hard on a **** with a twisty **** and Pedro's **** **** poop shoot **** that moists the **** ooey gooey then reach around the ****, while spanking **** a retarded midget.
Or whatever it is you silly kids do nowadays.

LMAO!!
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 10:29 AM
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Woooooosahhhh for you my friend..
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 10:30 AM
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You need the trunk monkey to take care of your gf
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 10:31 AM
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dont hurt her.... i mean the Z
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 10:32 AM
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what changes you guys recommend me doing to her?

ummm, dump her
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Zolanderz
what changes you guys recommend me doing

Quaaludes...




Mix with alcohol for optimal effects.
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 05:39 PM
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Zolanderz, settle petal. You might run the risk or driving of damaging your Z.
Less grumbling, and more telling us about your Z, like how many miles etc. Welcome and enjoy.
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 05:40 PM
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get some wheels
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by CervanteZ
Well you should **** the ****. Then put it in **** with a double ****, hard on a **** with a twisty **** and Pedro's **** **** poop shoot **** that moists the **** ooey gooey then reach around the ****, while spanking **** a retarded midget.
Or whatever it is you silly kids do nowadays.

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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 05:47 PM
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nice way to enter the forum
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by CervanteZ
Well you should **** the ****. Then put it in **** with a double ****, hard on a **** with a twisty **** and Pedro's **** **** poop shoot **** that moists the **** ooey gooey then reach around the ****, while spanking **** a retarded midget.
Or whatever it is you silly kids do nowadays.

This strategy is quite advanced for the Noob.....were not asking to much to soon are we????

Also i would finsh this off with a Dirty Sanchez for artistic effect
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by CervanteZ
Well you should **** the ****. Then put it in **** with a double ****, hard on a **** with a twisty **** and Pedro's **** **** poop shoot **** that moists the **** ooey gooey then reach around the ****, while spanking **** a retarded midget.
Or whatever it is you silly kids do nowadays.
By the way if the midget is willing .....not really necessary for em to be a tard, it kinda takes away from the tards humiliation. I would feel cheated for denying the tard humiliation, after I am just seeing the bigger picture here.
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by 350ZTheStandard
By the way if the midget is willing .....not really necessary for em to be a tard, it kinda takes away from the tards humiliation. I would feel cheated for denying the tard humiliation, after I am just seeing the bigger picture here.
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Old Oct 22, 2007 | 04:51 AM
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Hey man dont let it get u dwn let her complain she cant give u the stisfaction that the Mighty Z gives us all Muahahhahahhahahahahhahahaha
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Old Oct 22, 2007 | 10:07 AM
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CHANGES FOR THE Z < NOT GF! lol .
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Old Oct 22, 2007 | 11:15 PM
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So Zoo are you enjoying your Z??
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Old Oct 22, 2007 | 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Zolanderz
got my new ride today, wanted to go out for a ride,but my ****en girl **** everything up. Same ****en ********.

happy though with my new *****.

what changes you guys recommend me doing to her?
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Old Oct 22, 2007 | 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Zolanderz
got my new ride today, wanted to go out for a ride,but my ****en girl **** everything up. Same ****en ********.

happy though with my new *****.

what changes you guys recommend me doing to her?
Like WOW. You need a vocabulary.
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Old Oct 26, 2007 | 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Zolanderz
got my new ride today, wanted to go out for a ride,but my ****en girl **** everything up. Same ****en ********.

happy though with my new *****.

what changes you guys recommend me doing to her?


send her my way, i have a habit of helping with chix that are unhappy with their sex life
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