How much are nismo seats worth?
1 yen, a back of bubble gum, and a slightly used #2 pencil. OP must rent a mule, and personally deliver the seats wearing a sombrero. Secret handshake is required for confirmation that these are real Nismo seats.
That would suck for the mule to make the trip only for the OP to not get the handshake right.
A cigarette butt, a dirty diaper, and a pair of work clothes to be given to the OP when the seats are delivered to my front door. The OP must prove to me that he made the whole trip walking on his hands while balancing the seats on his feet. Failure to prove this will result in a PM to Italianjoe1 and my interest shifting to his seats.
Last edited by 1GR8350Z; Dec 13, 2009 at 03:58 PM.
OP must throw in his his V3 bumper and bring it along with the seats to SC on a dog sled. He won't even have to worry about installation but he will have to cover the cost of painting it. I will provide overnight shelter for the dogs but OP must go the local Motel 6.
OP, I will let you copy my pix and use them on another forum and claim you have 500whp Z.. 
You will then hand carry the seats, rear bumper, side skirts and V3 front.. You will not take any breaks, you will **** your pants if needed and will not stop for food or drink until I get them.. I will then award you the coveted Carbon Fiber Ranger tab..

You will then hand carry the seats, rear bumper, side skirts and V3 front.. You will not take any breaks, you will **** your pants if needed and will not stop for food or drink until I get them.. I will then award you the coveted Carbon Fiber Ranger tab..
Last edited by Jay'Z; Dec 13, 2009 at 06:15 PM.
well now that we have determined fair market value for your seats. Lets talk about ur oem wheels. I'll start the bidding with an original nintendo controller, and all the change under my seat.
OP, I will let you copy my pix and use them on another forum and claim you have 500whp Z.. 
You will then hand carry the seats, rear bumper, side skirts and V3 front.. You will not take any breaks, you will **** your pants if needed and will not stop for food or drink until I get them.. I will then award you the coveted Carbon Fiber Ranger tab..

You will then hand carry the seats, rear bumper, side skirts and V3 front.. You will not take any breaks, you will **** your pants if needed and will not stop for food or drink until I get them.. I will then award you the coveted Carbon Fiber Ranger tab..

I don't need your sides and front.
OP gets to carry the rear with his teeth and pull the seats on a sled. I rethought my other post and consider that to be cruelty to animals. So no dogs. You will be allowed one 2 minute bathroom break and every second you go over will cost you 50 doll hairs. You will be allowed to sleep in the shed only after seats are installed and payment is rendered for painting the bumper.
It will all come down to the Carbon Fiber Ranger Tab. I have not reached that level of elite yet and cannot offer that to you.
Last edited by 1GR8350Z; Dec 13, 2009 at 08:33 PM.
The OEM wheels are a completely different story. Mike Tyson Punch Out plus a shorty antenna and an old Alpine HU that don't work
Last edited by 1GR8350Z; Dec 13, 2009 at 08:34 PM.
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