Louisiana Z/Import cookout April 29th *Lakefront*
01-23-2008, 07:45 PM
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MY NEW PARROT
Recently I received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto my out stretched arms and said: 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.'
I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued ...
'May I ask what the turkey did?'
MY NEW PARROT
Recently I received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto my out stretched arms and said: 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.'
I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued ...
'May I ask what the turkey did?'
01-23-2008, 07:49 PM
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A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their "wee-wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade."
"No, ma'am", he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help
High Urinals
A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their "wee-wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade."
"No, ma'am", he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help
01-23-2008, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Olivia350z
hehe. i def. wanna learn to autox once i get my coilovers n wheels on.
01-24-2008, 05:07 AM
Originally Posted by LanceKA-T
What are your offsets, widths, and tire sizes of your current wheels?
What are the widths of the new wheels?
As width changes so does offset
That's whats good about coilovers, you can lower until you are comfortable with the look and feel of the car.
What are the widths of the new wheels?
As width changes so does offset
That's whats good about coilovers, you can lower until you are comfortable with the look and feel of the car.
new widths on the wheels be 9.5 +17 with 245/35 and 10.5 +24 275/35
but i might do 18x10 all round but havent seen any wheels like in 18's yet
Last edited by soleil; 01-24-2008 at 05:14 AM.
01-24-2008, 05:35 AM
Originally Posted by soleil350z
right now the offsets r +17 and +18
new widths on the wheels be 9.5 +17 with 245/35 and 10.5 +24 275/35
but i might do 18x10 all round but havent seen any wheels like in 18's yet
new widths on the wheels be 9.5 +17 with 245/35 and 10.5 +24 275/35
but i might do 18x10 all round but havent seen any wheels like in 18's yet
01-24-2008, 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted by DustinZ33
Why are you getting +24r when you already have +18r? I wouldn't get something worse than you already have? Just get the right offset that way you don't have to get a spacer.
soleil, why don't you just keep the GTS? they look good!!
01-24-2008, 05:36 AM
Originally Posted by DustinZ33
Why are you getting +24r when you already have +18r? I wouldn't get something worse than you already have? Just get the right offset that way you don't have to get a spacer.