My girlfriend has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk, she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like crap. The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk, she has an explosive watery dump. One night she pushed me too far.

She was drunk of course and feeling a little frisky, so we messed around and I tried to PIITB, she got mad and started talking crap about how I'm no good and my **** is small, and that she probably wouldn't even feel it. So, we never did end up having sex.

After she went to sleep, I just couldn't get the pain of her saying my **** was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrassed me. So I got an idea.

I went to my brother's room and got his bag of marbles. I then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just imagine her reactions when she poos marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in (about a hundred in all). I got so excited, I fapped then giggled myself to sleep.

The next morning, I woke up so excited, I couldn't stand it. I made a lot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did, and not even 3 minutes later she said, "Oh my stomach. Not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in there brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave, but the urge was so intense so she just sat down and let it rip.

She damn near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelain sounded like a gun going off in the bathroom. She turned white as a sheet and stood up, still pooing all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple minutes to put it all together. She said, "What the ****?!?!?!". I just laughed and laughed as she packed her stuff and left.

I really do kind of miss her though.