When is your court date for that ish.

 

Nope

 

Put a couple miles on the Z today, needed to dust off some of the cobwebs for when it comes out for the spring/summer

 

Was just an ugly check.

 

X's dates brohan, they don't make it easy...first is May 1...then another5-8 weeks out, license is separate from charges...if phugin GHEY long story short

 

Joo can be designated photographer.

 

LOL, thats very funny bc my parents are some of the top photogs in the country....check out T-Paws new book, theyre all my folks photos.....maybe we'll get a presidential gig outta the deal, who knows maybe even a pardon for Sir Speedy

 

WTBorrow 7d

 

^^Da Phuk does that mean^^?

 

Joke reference for your parents to give me their camera equipment.

 

Living dangerously, are we?

We were at Lifetime today using the pool. Tara and I noticed a girl with some big *****, but she looked way too young to have them that size. Tara thought they were fake. I thought the girls were around 15 years old. Sure enough, Tara's in the locker room and overheard the girl talking about how she got fake ones at age 14 and will be able to upgrade at 18. Her parents did that for her. WTF

I mean, they looked nice but it was weird because she's only 15. Why would parents do that?

 

You'd be amazed what parents do to inspire confidence....think about it....also, as a parent, denial is the strongest method of detraction of acceptance next to obligatory methods of love through monetary means.

 

Oh, and this Dave

 

lmao! Sadly, she's probably going to get somebody into trouble....like Alex.

That's why I only look at chicks with wrinkles. It's safer.

 

Glad to see you've been using that word-of-the-day calendar I got you.

a. High school girls, no matter how legal, are still high school girls. Makes me think of Matthew McConaughey in "Dazed and Confused," lol.
b. Dave said a 15 year old's ***** look good.
c. I'd think "Sir Speedy's" parents should have a Z photo day.
d. I was rooting for VCU

 

I checked her ID, she was legit

Pics of big boobies?

 

And, I hate to say it Stock2Autocrozz , but according to your sig your hp/weight ratio just went up a couple points. The glass is always half full, right? I'm off to the garage to cut the rear brake dust shields (don't want to remove rear hubs from axle just for the big rotors.) And to install the "new" used brakes which cleaned up to be practically new. Especially with all the pads I got with it.

Dave, let me know if you want to swing by or meet to pick up those Hawk pads. There's a bit of surface rust on the back and shims from sitting over winter, but I'm sure some oil/naval jelly and elbow grease would clean them up if you wanted to. Not like you're gonna see the back side of the pad. I have no clue where I ordered them, whoever had them cheapest at the time...

 

How am I supposed to carry my phone in the pool? ***** are *****. No big deal.

 

I had to explain last night to Tara what 'motorboating' was when she heard it on a movie.

 

Wedding crashers?