something funny a friend sent me
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Hehe alright. This dates back to a few months ago at one of the costume-themed parties in Vancouver where my friends and I were executing our usual betting game; basically we place bets on girls and assign each other to take shots. Whoever wins the girl also wins the money and whoever looses the girl has to pay everyone the money. We also set rules for each game (e.g. I bet $X on a kiss with that girl). It's a really fun and neat game...
So there I spot this hideous chick with skirt (you can see her sagging trunk!) by the ATM and I'm like AWESOME! Oh btw, according to our rules the guy who first spots the target girl is spared the turn
We pick the victim guy and settle on a $30 bet each (4 of us there) for a hug while one hand is up the azz crack -you know how sweaty that area can get esp. in a club 
Long story short the guy (wasted and high by now) manages to do the hug but before going for the rear entry zone he... PUKES! The chick is inadvertently pushed off onto a nearby seat where you can perfectly see her HAIRY whoo-hoo! Every single person there was like EWWWW!
So lesson learned: ladies and gentlemen, SHAVE before hitting a club
P.S> Interestingly the chick and my friend exchanged numbers outside the club afterwards! She also kept the bouncers from kicking him out for misdemeanor! Some one was in love for sure hehe
So there I spot this hideous chick with skirt (you can see her sagging trunk!) by the ATM and I'm like AWESOME! Oh btw, according to our rules the guy who first spots the target girl is spared the turn
We pick the victim guy and settle on a $30 bet each (4 of us there) for a hug while one hand is up the azz crack -you know how sweaty that area can get esp. in a club Long story short the guy (wasted and high by now) manages to do the hug but before going for the rear entry zone he... PUKES! The chick is inadvertently pushed off onto a nearby seat where you can perfectly see her HAIRY whoo-hoo! Every single person there was like EWWWW!So lesson learned: ladies and gentlemen, SHAVE before hitting a club
P.S> Interestingly the chick and my friend exchanged numbers outside the club afterwards! She also kept the bouncers from kicking him out for misdemeanor! Some one was in love for sure hehe
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Hehe alright. This dates back to a few months ago at one of the costume-themed parties in Vancouver where my friends and I were executing our usual betting game; basically we place bets on girls and assign each other to take shots. Whoever wins the girl also wins the money and whoever looses the girl has to pay everyone the money. We also set rules for each game (e.g. I bet $X on a kiss with that girl). It's a really fun and neat game...
So there I spot this hideous chick with skirt (you can see her sagging trunk!) by the ATM and I'm like AWESOME! Oh btw, according to our rules the guy who first spots the target girl is spared the turn We pick the victim guy and settle on a $30 bet each (4 of us there) for a hug while one hand is up the azz crack -you know how sweaty that area can get esp. in a club Long story short the guy (wasted and high by now) manages to do the hug but before going for the rear entry zone he... PUKES! The chick is inadvertently pushed off onto a nearby seat where you can perfectly see her HAIRY whoo-hoo! Every single person there was like EWWWW!
So lesson learned: ladies and gentlemen, SHAVE before hitting a club
P.S> Interestingly the chick and my friend exchanged numbers outside the club afterwards! She also kept the bouncers from kicking him out for misdemeanor! Some one was in love for sure hehe
So there I spot this hideous chick with skirt (you can see her sagging trunk!) by the ATM and I'm like AWESOME! Oh btw, according to our rules the guy who first spots the target girl is spared the turn
We pick the victim guy and settle on a $30 bet each (4 of us there) for a hug while one hand is up the azz crack -you know how sweaty that area can get esp. in a club Long story short the guy (wasted and high by now) manages to do the hug but before going for the rear entry zone he... PUKES! The chick is inadvertently pushed off onto a nearby seat where you can perfectly see her HAIRY whoo-hoo! Every single person there was like EWWWW!So lesson learned: ladies and gentlemen, SHAVE before hitting a club
P.S> Interestingly the chick and my friend exchanged numbers outside the club afterwards! She also kept the bouncers from kicking him out for misdemeanor! Some one was in love for sure hehe
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