i understand her just fine...maybe we're just meant for each other

 

1. Spring for better cereal. Cheerios are meant for pissing.
2. Pro Tip: pour more carefully, you won't get any on the counter...
3. Hawt Menz is what California (and possibly Nawlins) is chock full of
4. Kewl is what we NorCal chicas got, cuz that's how we roll, yo!

Wussup li'l homie? Don't be h8n on the lolspeak! lolz It's kinda like a train wreck, huh? Horrible, and yet, you can't turn away!

In point of fact, I was actually an English Major in College. I enjoy language, and having fun with the spoken word. Yo.

Tu es l'homme de mon couer...

 

vous êtes la femme de mes rêves....

 

Merci! *blushes*
Mais... pourquois je suis "vous", et pas "tu"?? Je suis en les reves de toi, je pense que "tu" ce l'est! *pouts*

 

mais je mordrai votre fond

 

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Oh please don't!! but if you're gonna bite, you better plan on licking it better!

You really got a thing for turtles, huh?? That's.... uhm, different.

 

I'm simply summarizing what this thread was originally about and where it's at now.

I guarantee that if you start your own "Official Gixxer_girl Thread" it would drive the flocks to it and probably would win. All you need is one pic on the opening thread.

 

OK..we will skip the biting and just go straight to the licking. I prefer that anyway.

 

Gixxer girl, just make a thread called "New Z Chick Driver" and take a picture standing next to some random Z. You'll get worshiped.

 

What has this world come to......................... From DivineZ to............................

 

you are 100% correct.
I enjoy distorting language, but in a different way. You are still better than a good portion of this forum's posters, if you care.

and just as a point of reference, I know a hawtie with an English deg that can't spell to save his life.

 

Why thanks! My boss can't spell for ****... I mean, srsly... "fluted" becomes "flutted", "corbels" have been "korbuls"... but she can do math in her head so accurately it's scary... I pulled a bid together, and was going over pricing with her. She took a stab at the overall cost of the job (it was something like $104,862)... and missed it by $4. Yeah- FOUR DOLLARS. That's not right...

 

I love things like that.

It's something all sales people share... an inability to convey messages through writing. Blows my mind. I can't figure out how the guys I work with make millions of dollars, yet write emails like a 16 year old girl on myspace.

 

Are you doing events?....... and is "korbuls" really Korbels?

 

I'm a custom cabinet designer. Corbels are supports for countertop overhangs.

 

Well that would explain my inability to succeed at sales! lolz

 

Nice! as you can tell I don't know anything about cabinets or anything else made of wood.

 

connie, ou sont vous?

 

Oh that's just sad... Most guys I knew had a lot of "hands-on" experience with "wood" every morning...

Je suis ici!!