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03-16-2008, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by THE_SCHROED
That was the loudest car I have ever heard. It was louder than my old V8 truck with straight pipes.
yeah that b*tch was straight up loud...that hurt my chest and ears...i wanna rock that one day and go through some parking garages
03-16-2008, 03:05 PM
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ok story telling time....a true story about hotdog and hallway....
a few yrs ago, my buddy and his girl hooks me up with this hot asian chick...banging body and cute face...so her and i really hit it off. she was really fun, outgoing, great personality, intelligent and **** of a goddess and *** so tight u can bounce a quarter off of it...we go on a few dates and things seem like its moving pretty fast...i'm thinking i'm gonna bang the poo poo out of this girl...so the time comes one night to have sex with this hottie...we started with the typical foreplay(she suck my ****) then i grab my condom and its time to put it in...well, i was like wtf, this shiet has to be the loosest poon i've ever had..but she's moaning and screaming like no tomorrow...i was thinking to myself "damn, she has to be faking cuz i feel like i'm fuking a bucket right now"..30 mins go by and she still is having the time of her life, so i had to make a quick decision...yup, i faked it...i usually dont like to ask a girl how many partners she had but i asked this one...she told me one...my first thought was she's a fuking liar but then her friend was like that is really true so i figure her first bf was Shaq....needless to say i cont banging this broad for another 2 wks and to no avail it was still horrible, but she did give good head...so thats a story of throwing a hotdog down a hallway
a few yrs ago, my buddy and his girl hooks me up with this hot asian chick...banging body and cute face...so her and i really hit it off. she was really fun, outgoing, great personality, intelligent and **** of a goddess and *** so tight u can bounce a quarter off of it...we go on a few dates and things seem like its moving pretty fast...i'm thinking i'm gonna bang the poo poo out of this girl...so the time comes one night to have sex with this hottie...we started with the typical foreplay(she suck my ****) then i grab my condom and its time to put it in...well, i was like wtf, this shiet has to be the loosest poon i've ever had..but she's moaning and screaming like no tomorrow...i was thinking to myself "damn, she has to be faking cuz i feel like i'm fuking a bucket right now"..30 mins go by and she still is having the time of her life, so i had to make a quick decision...yup, i faked it...i usually dont like to ask a girl how many partners she had but i asked this one...she told me one...my first thought was she's a fuking liar but then her friend was like that is really true so i figure her first bf was Shaq....needless to say i cont banging this broad for another 2 wks and to no avail it was still horrible, but she did give good head...so thats a story of throwing a hotdog down a hallway
03-16-2008, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by soleil350z
ok story telling time....a true story about hotdog and hallway....
a few yrs ago, my buddy and his girl hooks me up with this hot asian chick...banging body and cute face...so her and i really hit it off. she was really fun, outgoing, great personality, intelligent and **** of a goddess and *** so tight u can bounce a quarter off of it...we go on a few dates and things seem like its moving pretty fast...i'm thinking i'm gonna bang the poo poo out of this girl...so the time comes one night to have sex with this hottie...we started with the typical foreplay(she suck my ****) then i grab my condom and its time to put it in...well, i was like wtf, this shiet has to be the loosest poon i've ever had..but she's moaning and screaming like no tomorrow...i was thinking to myself "damn, she has to be faking cuz i feel like i'm fuking a bucket right now"..30 mins go by and she still is having the time of her life, so i had to make a quick decision...yup, i faked it...i usually dont like to ask a girl how many partners she had but i asked this one...she told me one...my first thought was she's a fuking liar but then her friend was like that is really true so i figure her first bf was Shaq....needless to say i cont banging this broad for another 2 wks and to no avail it was still horrible, but she did give good head...so thats a story of throwing a hotdog down a hallway
a few yrs ago, my buddy and his girl hooks me up with this hot asian chick...banging body and cute face...so her and i really hit it off. she was really fun, outgoing, great personality, intelligent and **** of a goddess and *** so tight u can bounce a quarter off of it...we go on a few dates and things seem like its moving pretty fast...i'm thinking i'm gonna bang the poo poo out of this girl...so the time comes one night to have sex with this hottie...we started with the typical foreplay(she suck my ****) then i grab my condom and its time to put it in...well, i was like wtf, this shiet has to be the loosest poon i've ever had..but she's moaning and screaming like no tomorrow...i was thinking to myself "damn, she has to be faking cuz i feel like i'm fuking a bucket right now"..30 mins go by and she still is having the time of her life, so i had to make a quick decision...yup, i faked it...i usually dont like to ask a girl how many partners she had but i asked this one...she told me one...my first thought was she's a fuking liar but then her friend was like that is really true so i figure her first bf was Shaq....needless to say i cont banging this broad for another 2 wks and to no avail it was still horrible, but she did give good head...so thats a story of throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Thats awesome maybe it was the toilet guy you were talkin about. Yeah I called him the toilet guy.
03-16-2008, 03:16 PM
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well i have a story like that..i was messing around with a girl and we started to make out and i started to finger her.and then she asked how many fingers i had in and i said 2 and she said put in another so i did and all 3 fingers fit in so easy..they were not bunched up or anything..i bet i could have fisted her..lol....well i dint screw her so i brought her home and when i dropped her off i went to light up a smoke and my hand smelled so bad i had to through it out the window...gross
03-16-2008, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by THE_SCHROED
Thats awesome maybe it was the toilet guy you were talkin about. Yeah I called him the toilet guy.
...i just giggle...
03-16-2008, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Alvinpv
well i have a story like that..i was messing around with a girl and we started to make out and i started to finger her.and then she asked how many fingers i had in and i said 2 and she said put in another so i did and all 3 fingers fit in so easy..they were not bunched up or anything..i bet i could have fisted her..lol....well i dint screw her so i brought her home and when i dropped her off i went to light up a smoke and my hand smelled so bad i had to through it out the window...gross
03-16-2008, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by soleil350z
it had to be....i was so disappointed that first time...all the times i banged her after, i would tell her i'm about to nut so suck my **** and she would suck it for like 15 mins and say "whats taking so long".... ...i just giggle...
...i just giggle...
03-16-2008, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by THE_SCHROED
Thats just nasty Alvin, nasty. Thats what you get for messin with them High school girls.
well i was in high school...lol