Pembroke Pines/Miramar/Hollywood Z Meet
05-19-2009, 09:31 AM
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Hope this helps everyone's day go by faster...
Strange yet true insurance claims:
To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
I thought the side window was down but it was up, as I found when I put my head through it.
If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened.
She suddenly saw me, lost her head and we met.
Cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.
Three women were talking to each other and when two stepped back and one stepped forward I had to have an accident.
There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses.
A bull was standing near and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car.
Strange yet true insurance claims:
To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
I thought the side window was down but it was up, as I found when I put my head through it.
If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened.
She suddenly saw me, lost her head and we met.
Cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.
Three women were talking to each other and when two stepped back and one stepped forward I had to have an accident.
There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses.
A bull was standing near and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car.
05-19-2009, 10:02 AM
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curiosity...
nice.
I don't remember seeing it before so I did not have an opinion.. but now that I see it (on that pic) it looks really nice. Now I want to see it in person....
nice.
I don't remember seeing it before so I did not have an opinion.. but now that I see it (on that pic) it looks really nice. Now I want to see it in person....
05-19-2009, 10:43 AM
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Holy huge pic! If we weren't hungry before, we are now. lol
Here's another one to pass the time:
The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire pit-crew yesterday.
The announcement was followed by Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the English Government's Youth for Opportunity scheme and hire unemployed youths from Liverpool.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths in Liverpool were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of Euros worth of high tech equipment.
This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management, as most races are won & lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.
However Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for, as during the Pit Crews first practice session; not only were the crew from Liverpool able to change the tires in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged, and had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four dozen bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed and a semi-nude photo of the owner's wife in the shower.
Here's another one to pass the time:
The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire pit-crew yesterday.
The announcement was followed by Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the English Government's Youth for Opportunity scheme and hire unemployed youths from Liverpool.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths in Liverpool were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of Euros worth of high tech equipment.
This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management, as most races are won & lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.
However Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for, as during the Pit Crews first practice session; not only were the crew from Liverpool able to change the tires in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged, and had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four dozen bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed and a semi-nude photo of the owner's wife in the shower.