Step 1. Remove Shoe.
Step 2. Remove Sock.
Step 3. Place foot in mouth.
Repeat as necessary.

LOL, I still wanna meet the hubby that has to handle Iris & all her boy toys on the forum!

 

Sorry Aloha, I know first hand who's bike is better. Guess what bike is sitting behind my Z right now?
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EDIt: Man, my garage is a mess!!!

 

I was just going to say that!!!

 

Ouch, that hurt, you got me there. I was just kidding, so when are we hanging out again?

 

Zeta Jones: 0 Vin Diesel: 1

 

Hahaha, you crack me up dude. Thanks for the pics, even though I looked all messed up in all of them.

 

But the rides are SO FRESH AND SO CLEAN...sorry

 

Dude all you need now is the pimp bling bling ride. Get a Q45 with dubs.

 

Whenever we plan a meet again.

 

i need to go to a meet i dont know anyone around here that has a Z

 

LMAO! so hey masta, when are we going to lunch again? if ur free today or tomorrow or next week give me a call i still owe u money from BJ's too

*HAH! ok, that could be misinterpreted too but i KNOW u guyz won't do that right?*

 

I met Vin (real name is mark) at an afterhours club in NYC last year. He invited me and my girls over to his table and we had a few drinks. Very classy guy.

 

I'm jealous, although it sounds too good to be true.

 

LOL. First of all, I'm NEVER "free"... you gots to pay to play with me...

Second...

PREPARE TO BE MISINTERPRETED... misinterpretation to commence in 3... 2... 1...



oh yyyeeeaaahhh... yes you do, yes, yes... you ddddoooo!!! *rowr*

 

Calling BS on me?? The club is called sound factory, one of my partners in our film production team had met him a while ago (before his acting fame) on the festival circuits while he was promoting his independant film "bouncers". We chatted about the industry and and he gave me some insight and some names to track down to help us with the project we were working on. I was in NY for the film festivals promoting one of our productions.

 

One of the attys at our SD branch says he used to be a bouncer with Vin at the Tunnel in NYC. (the atty is a big dude - he used to be Israeli military, bouncer, then NYC cop). I didn't know whether to believe him or not (even though the guy is not a BS'er), but if Vin did a film called "Bouncer," that lends some credence to the atty's story.

 

Really??? How's this one:

I met Vin last year while I was filming Fast and Furious 2... he stopped by to say "hello" even though he wasn't in the film... his real name is "MastaKillaZ's B*tch" (that's first and last name). I was surprised cause he's an old, overweight and out of shape guy who walks with a limp and has a facial tick... guess that's why they superimposed my body on his head for the movies... it's amazing what they can do with computers these days... so check me out in the F&F2... uh, I'll be the asian guy in the asian car... uh yeah.

personally, I believe "I blow goats" (aka zxsaint)... doesn't seem like one to BS.

 

Dude what are you on!?

...and why aren't you sharing?

 

LOL... hee, hee... I have no idea... one of those delirious days at work... somebody help me.

 

Hey, Vin is starting up a video game company, maybe I should try to hook up with that. I actually wouldn't be at all surprised to see him at E3 this year.