I was at Laguna Beach over the weekend and saw a bum with a sign that said, 'you can slap me for $20' I was very tempted, but prolly would've slapped his face off to emergency room, cuz I would've got my moneys worth I prolly would've done it if I had my vid cam.

 

nice, shoulda got a pic of that

 

He wants people to slap him then he can sue for even more. Sweet way to make a living I guess.

 

thats a pretty funny sign to hold up

 

My favorite was a bum in Baltimore who asked for money because "there's this ***** down the street who'll suck my dick for $5". Needless to say, he got $5... LOL

 

Funny..... but its true, there are some dirty HO's in B-more

 

hahah waddup paul

this type of stuff sells

 

I was walking down the steet to a party with a few buddies. We had 2 cases of beer with us and some bum walked up and asked if he could have one, so we opened one of the cases and gave the man a drink!

 

In Venice beach a while back, "Ninja's killed my family, need money for kung fu lessons" That was a pretty good one.

 

ah hahahaha. I seen a bum one time while I was in Portland. Here is the story. Coming off the highway and seen a guy holding a huge peice of cardboard with his head stuck through the middle. Thought it was some lib with a message so I honked and he turned around. The sign read: "Try to hit my face with quarters"

I NEVER hand out money to bums but this guy almost got a buck than I just laughed and drove off.

 

haha that deserves an applause. but pretty sad to lie about your family getting kill juss for a couple bucks.

 

hahaha, that's pretty funny! I wudda thown a brick, instead

tee hee.. it sure does.. almost got me sold.. would've been worth it to capture it vid cam and post it on youtube

 

haha....once me and my friend were drunk walkin around the city and a bum asked us for money and we both didn't have any cash on us and we told him that...his response was..."credit card??????????" hahAH

 

i see that one all the time actually..

berkeley's known for it's insane bum community....the street kids always had signs like 'need money for weed' and crap, but the best was the Joke Man... he had a cardboard box made like a tv that he'd put over his head, and for any amount of money he'd "turn on" [the tv] and tell jokes. always had great bizarre outfits on, too.

aw i miss my bum friends in berkeley.... there were some crazy people but some of them were totally cool. and if you were good with the bum population, they had your back if it came to anything. i had a on-campus job that had me working pretty late into the night so i felt way safer walking around the streets knowing the bums were there. strange, huh? i was more afraid of the frat boys than the homeless people.

 

bums are not cool. bums-feeding-bums FTMFW

 

anyone here ever hear of something called bumvertising?

It's actually a smart way for the homeless to make money... this dude in Seattle with a poker website went around and had the bums with the signs include his website on them and he would pay them. It was a great idea.

 

slap me for $20...lol . bums just need to get a job.

 

i actually saw an african american bum... didnt look asian AT ALL... holding a sign saying "im hungry, please help." IN KOREAN!! i gave him like 2 dollars and asked him how he wrote korean... i already knew the answer because this was in koreatown, some korean probably helped him out.. but his answer was "im half korean n*gga, can you give me any more?" i shook my head and drove off.

 

i have a friend that is a bum......but he's funny so we keep him in the group

 

you should've been like......"if you were even 1% korean, you wouldn't be a bum" and vtec away