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My wife is preggo and it's not my kid

Old 12-12-2007, 12:38 PM
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all my wet dreams of jessica alba just dried up.
Old 12-12-2007, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike@JTuned
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all my wet dreams of jessica alba just dried up.
I'd still hit
Old 12-12-2007, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Rickdogg
I'd still hit
Yea who am I kidding... I'd still hit it too, even if she's bloated with swollen feet.
Old 12-12-2007, 12:53 PM
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that guy is hideous =X
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doesnt she have herpes?
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Originally Posted by soleil350z
doesnt she have herpes?
Doesn't everyone?
Old 12-12-2007, 01:08 PM
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I'd still tap that, god made doggy style for a reason.
Old 12-12-2007, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by soleil350z
doesnt she have herpes?

least of my worries.....
Old 12-12-2007, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike@JTuned
Doesn't everyone?
but not everyone has simplex 2....
Old 12-12-2007, 01:48 PM
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Jessica Beal FTW!!!!
Old 12-12-2007, 01:51 PM
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Now who is the hottest Jessica? Beal wins by default.
Old 12-12-2007, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Amiricanmade
Jessica Beal FTW!!!!
+1
Old 12-12-2007, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Rickdogg
I'd still hit
+1
Old 12-12-2007, 02:14 PM
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my world has no meaning anymore...
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its really mine...
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I'm depressed...
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Start your own Jessica BIEL Leg Fuccing thread. This thread is to mourn Jessica Alba's sanctity after being implanted with the seed from a douche bag named "Cash" Who the F names themselves "Cash" ??! Johnny Cash is one thing but some Hollywood K-fed wannabe named "CASH"??!! What, you want us to believe you're some kind of rich, made of money, pimp? A D-List Rockstar? ARRRGHGH JESSSSIIIIIICCCCCAAAAA!!!

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Old 12-12-2007, 04:05 PM
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who cares now shes a MILF. so id still hit it
Old 12-12-2007, 04:16 PM
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im waiting for the sex tape =)
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Originally Posted by Mike@JTuned
Start your own Jessica BEIL Leg Fuccing thread. This thread is to mourn Jessica Alba's sanctity after being implanted with the seed from a douche bag named "Cash" Who the F names themselves "Cash" ??! Johnny Cash is one thing but some Hollywood K-fed wannabe named "CASH"??!! What, you want us to believe you're some kind of rich, made of money, pimp? A D-List Rockstar? ARRRGHGH JESSSSIIIIIICCCCCAAAAA!!!

If you told me I had to name myself Cash in order to get Jessica Alba.....I would, and I would be danm proud of it
http://www.artkit.org/jessica_biel_before.jpg

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