why do we have the lamest laws? did you know you can pay up to $500 fine for spitting in public?
here are couple of others

# Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
# A regulation in San Francisco makes it unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash.

also, I figured out the main reason why not having a front license plate is such a fuss... cuz they want a trouble free ticketing for the redlight camera

I mean you can get busted for absolutely everything and anything.. can you get busted for farting too loud in public? would it be disturbing the peace?

 

here's some city specific ones - these aren't made up

No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground. (Hermosa Beach)
You may not hunt moths under a street light. (Los Angeles)
Foretelling the future for donations is illegal. (Indian Wells)
Toads may not be licked. (Los Angeles)
The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250. (San Diego)
Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff. (Walnut)
You may not play percussion instruments on the beach. (Santa Monica)

 

wow... and i really wanted to lick that toad =(

 

i would hate california if i wasnt born and raised here. anywhere else would be weird to me.

 

www.dumblaws.com ?

Some states you can't buy alcohol except from a state run store. Some states you can't buy even beer on Sunday. Some states won't let you pump your own gas. Some states won't allow you to buy beer at a gas station. In Texas they regulate the dances their cheer squads preform, block tubing down some rivers, ban sex toys, the entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. ... but they allow you to shoot anyone on your property without permission or question once the sun sets.

 

Found a couple cool ones


You may not use the toilet in Dana Point with the window open

Ducks have the right of way on Rancho Cal in Temecula

Any carriage driving after dark in Redlands must have a male walking in front of it holding a lantern

 

Why would you want to show your asscheeks at a playground? Kids are there and if that is ur goal then your deserve to get arrested.

 

that's the whole point, do we really need a law to tell us that?
there's already an indecent exposure law in place. do we need another one with a ridiculous description?

 

Some people would argue that because its not in written in law they can do anything they want such as show their buttcheecks....maybe even as an act of freedom of expression?? Who knows...

 

YOU CAN'T show your buttcheeks in a playground! It will be indecent exposure. do you think that'll fly in court?

lawyer of the defendent:
'your honor, my client showed his hairy man-cheeks to a bunch of kids in a playground, but it's perfectly legal'

 

So this is how our tax dollars is put to good used. I swear every years the dumbest legislation are perposed by our state/city government.

 

thats what happens when the law makers get bored, they make dumb **** up. lol.

 

how about parked cars must have front license plate displayed or meter maid will give owner ticket? (L.A.)

 

hunting moths?

 

not enough cops to watch all the street lights at night to catch me.

MUAHAHAHAHAA

 

Gary's Law....Holiday lights/Decorations go up the day after Thanksgiving and
come down after the game New Years day. I like San Diegos law, it's a shame
it isn't inforced....lazy *****!

 

in this case Hawaiians are just fu@kd!
every hawaiian family i know leaves their lights up year round (including mine )