hahaha

 

I think we need to introduce AFKguy to Alvin... they dig the mediocre women.. or the ugly ones too...

 

yellow teddy bear meets the enchantress?

 

yaa... see those green containers on the train.. says "China Shipping" I work with them... there's about 20 women in each... luxury ones have 10 women and a bucket. VIP gets a few more air holes

 

Alvin doesn't even say the word Enchantress anymore... we pwn him on dota so much... all we do is **** talk him on a daily basis

 

damn thats cold-blooded about the women in containers


ROFLMAO on the enchantress tho bwahahahahahahahahha

 

this is a typical dota conversation:

"Oh What Alvin, u wanna play? I mean u wanna get pwned ***git? WHAT? Enchanctress? leetest character of dota? naaa 10-0 *****.. actually 20-0.. I'm gonna call u ALMOST from now on.. almost beat me at dota.. almost had *****.. almost..."

10 min into game

"That's right *****! pwn u!!! alvin just quit... quit dota.. uninstall war craft... quit life fool.. here's a gun, shoot urself"

 

hahaha you guys call him ALMOST... hahahahaha... cold shiet. one of these days he's gonna get pissed and pop a cap in all you guys. lol. you know what they say about the quiet ones...

 

hahahaha you guys are gonna wake up and see him standing next to you with a spoon.

 

Oh ya.. we pushed him that far already... once we got him to the point where he looked like he's gonna pop.. me n mike were like ****... that's the limit! hahaha... he was about to twitch too.. scary.. the quiet ones

 

^ hahahahaa.... omfg!!! i'm laughing so hard right now!!!!! hahaha i can just imagine that.

after you open your eyes and see alvin with a spoon in his hand looking down at your with a smile on his face... suddenly you feel a chill on your rear end, your pants around your ankles...

puhahahahahaa... omg...

 

derailing weaksause's thread sick lol

 

you trying to be a writer here??? specialize in gay books?

 

weaksauce's thread? hahahaha derail take over

 

I can picture alvin doing that tho...

im not gonna call him enchantress anymore lol

 

fo sho!! haha... ****** random pics flying. hahaha.

yeah... i gues you subscribing for a lifetime already.

 

gotta support my bff... don't want him to feel bad with 0 subscriptions

 

thanks bff, i appreciate the support! hahaha.

damn, i'm hungry now. being at work at 7 am really suck *****. meeting in downtown in the early afternoon, then it's off to the post office to stand in line to mail out all the tax returns! lol... that should be a buttload of fun!

 

that'll be a good chunk of your day. get ready to camp out hehe

 

it's all fun and laugh until the post office closes on him when he's next in line...