I said small, not young..

 

For example.. (not that I got a small **** or anything.)

 

the reason it sounds sick is b/c of the amount of compensation needed on his side .... in this case ... he is searching for a woman 3'2" tall and 58lbs








sorry josh, but you leave yourself open to these easy ones its all in good fun

 

LMFAO

 

Or in other words, one inch taller than Jim!!


Damn, I thought we had an agreement not to talk about these "things." Let me see if I can find that quote....


Oh btw, friendly reminder ... stock plenum & engine cover

 

Ah yes, this was the quote!

 

I'll be there with the Rock-on I mean Neon.,..

 

There you go Jim!

 

I'm ready for a torrential amount of people calling BS, but I just scored a 0-60mph run of 5.09 seconds! 1/8mph at 9.0x something or other.

At first I thought, hmmm...maybe this is a mistake, but then I noticed that there is a replay mode, which is like a blackbox for your car, and it showed precisely in graph mode the acceleration of my car.


hold my thought....gotta go

 

Okay, I checked my 1/8 mile time....it was 9.05 seconds @ 79.11 mph. According to the graph, my 60ft time was only 2.4 seconds. However, the graph also showed that I shifted into second while hitting the 60ft mark, therefore, if I stayed a little bit longer in first, the 2.4 would have probably been more like 2.1 or 2.2. Temperature was about 50 degrees, I had a no wheelspin launch, and I apparently dumped the clutch somewhere around 2200 rpm.

I have:

Plenum
Popcharger (dirty)
Borla (not true dual)


My other times were 5.87, 5.86, and 5.98. Was spinning the tires on all three runs, and the third run of 5.98 I spun the tires like mad. I did have a better 60ft on the 5.86 run (2.2 seconds) and I hit redline on all these runs. However, I didn't hit redline on my best 0-60mph run of 5.09.


Well, I'm hoping that I just got really really damn lucky on the 5.09 second run and that otherwise I'm a crappy driver. (I grinded second tonight.......FF****CK!!) But I beat Chad! (he got a 5.66 0-60mph).

 

where do i start...

...to get a 5.87, 5.86, and a 5.98, and then drop to a 5.09 i think might be an error (especially with a 2.2 60 foot). i don't call BS, but perhaps an error. that is porsche territory...and your not there. when i drove your car it felt similar to mine...not my roommate's 911.

for the record i got a 5.5 flat in my car (not in josh's car, as everyone may have thought from the previous text). the true test will be me driving your car 0-60.

that is the beauty of the G-tech, though. practice makes perfect.

have fun!!

 

Damn!! and I was already celebrating prematurely.....


I must say, meekly, in defense of myself, that the 5.8's had lots of wheelspin and shifted crappily into 3rd at/near the point where I hit 60mph. Grinded 1-2 in the 5.98 run. Ouch

On the 5.09 run, I hit 60 before I shifted into 3rd and I had perfect launch/traction/engine response/shifting/no-bogging. Graph shows no abnormality as far as I can tell. Remember what you said, 0-60mph is more accurate than 1/4 mile! You'll at least humor me on this one Chad????

 

Josh ... I think the only true test would be for me to drive your car. And yes, I plan on shifting like I did in my car

I guarantee 4.9xx on that G-tech

 

i have driven with you...it aint' gonna happen. with only the three mods that he has (and your jackhammer shifting & ****bunny clutching) you have to be a realist here.

again, josh, i am not at all calling BS. i don't think it is impossible...just improbable due to the spread of all your times. this just could have been the one where it all came together, though.

 

[The Slow and the Relentless]"I've seen the way you drive....you've got a sh!tty shift...YOu'll blow your clutch to pieces...."[/The Slow and the Relentless]

 

keep in mind that many supercharged Z's are only running 5.0's

 

You almost had me? You never had me. You never had your car. Granny shifting, not double clutching like you should...

if I can drive like Dom .... its all over man

 

and keep in mind that they have traction issues. I do not(in my car). I can sidestep at 5k and go.

 

You're talking to the guy who claimed he'd been in the 11s with Plenum and exhaust..

 

It took me a second, but i get it now. that's funny