Werd...all this guy does is:

 

Well .... I don't want him to think we are total ********* here


... but dude youve been posting about this for weeks now.

We like the new stang ... its badass. Bring it on out and I am sure youll find some races.

 

Oh but I am a d!ck

 

Could This Day Go Any Slower

 

I don't think so....

 

Word! I've been looking for a Z or G meet in SD. Too bad I just got in an accident but oh well, I'll be there in my Z tonite.

 

No worries roll out tonight. Kmart on Clairmont Mesa Blvd before 7:00 PM..

 

wow .. it wont let you type in all caps anymore

 

LMAO

 

YEAH IT DOES

 

Hat trick

 

anyone remember these? I am so bored ... I am actually going through emails from last summer...

These are cyber sex conversations that came off some web site, but i
cut and pasted them from another board, thought i'd share them with
you guys. enjoy.

I.F.: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it
ready for you.
jap_gurli: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
I.F.: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
jap_gurli: haha, ok lets go.
jap_gurli: : i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
I.F.: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my
breeding territory.
jap_gurli: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
jap_gurli: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
I.F.: : Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
jap_gurli: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
I.F.: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ***.
jap_gurli: stop, cmon be serious.
I.F.: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to
charge your ***.
I.F.: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
jap_gurli: thats it.
I.F.: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic
symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls
collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll
suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
I.F.: Goddam am I hard now.

-she signed off...-

 

I.F.: You ready yet? Im bearing to go!
SexyKarla17: Yhea im slipping out of my clothes right now, what do you
look like?
I.F.: a Kodiac bear
SexyKarla17: ?
I.F.: Im soft naked, fuzzy and waiting for you to come mount me
Sexykarla17: Oh I love cute fuzzy bears, I walk up and get on top of
you stroking your soft hair, kissing you gently as my move my way down
your stomach
I.F.: I growl to warn you my cubs are near
Sexykarla17: huh?
I.F.: Bears get ****in pumped when anyone is near their cubs
Sexkarla17: yhea hehe dont be silly..
Sexykarla17: I love how you growl as I continue to kiss you, while
taking off your pants.
I.F.: Bears dont wear pants and you should cover yourself in Honey now
Sexykarla17: hehe you would love to lick that off me huh. I pour honey
all over my warm wet body waiting for you to start licking it off me
slowly
I.F.: I sniff the air to see where the sweet scent of the honey is
coming from, while slowly snorting and walking towards you
I.F.: I Growl again, and start to bite you
Sexykarla17: Yhea that feels good..ooooo...not too hard now
I.F.: I bite harder peeling flesh from your stomach, and look up into
your eyes to show you my mouth dripping with your warm blood mixed
with honey, I then I let my cubs rip apart your limbs and play with
you like a ragdoll.
Sexykarla17: what the ****?
I.F.:uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh and im spent.
I.F.: My **** is hard you ready to jump aboard?
1hOttYeVe: oh yhea im so wet right now
I.F.: Why you just shower?
1hOttYeVe: no im wet for you
I.F.: Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid? or that
gator **** you would dive and slide down, there was that badass pool
at the end of it.
1hOttYeVe: What the **** are you talking about? You wanna cyber or not?
I.F.: I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say
your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on you...
I.F.: Im sorry lets continue!
1hOttYeVe: alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your
neck and chest
I.F.: I pop like 16 boners
1hOttYeVe: what the ****!
I.F.: what?

 

ROFLMFAO!!! That is hilarious

 

we should rename this thread the San Diego Circle Jerk.

 

Jim I found a REALLY cheap F/I kit for you:

Enjoy http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...spagename=WD1V

 

oh my .... that's pathetic

 

i could probably install that for you

 

LMAO!!!

 

I was thinking a parallel-series arrangement of these ... uber-flow