MIAPLAYA

iTrader: (3)

How wrong you are....My wifes gets down for three things, a Nordstroms shopping spree, a fat Paycheck, and ish for her truck.

paredyme

I think the fast and furious tail lights would do just fine for Rob's truck!

MIAPLAYA

iTrader: (3)

Best offer yet was $75

paredyme

as long as you convince her to get down for ...uhhh....something else, it's all good!

MIAPLAYA

iTrader: (3)

You have so much to learn grasshopper.

paredyme

Hey! is that a racial comment!?

MIAPLAYA

iTrader: (3)

Not unless you're an insect.

paredyme

Ahh...in that case, no. But I am a mod vulture!

Z BOY

iTrader: (41)

You're a young grasshopper, so i'm gonna teach you a lesson i have learned after many years and much money thrown away: NEVER spend lots of money on a woman unless she has earned it. NEVER spend lots of money on a first date, especially. Women perceive you trying to impress them, and automatically they are in the driver's seat and calling the shots. NEVER let a woman call the shots, unless you don't mind having your ***** in a box on her mantlepiece. Like the song goes, "lean back", ie NEVER tell/show her how much you want her. If ever in doubt about what you should do to express your interest in her, ALWAYS choose the more laid back position. Remember this, and you will get puzzy and keep you dignity and your money.

paredyme

That's good advice, Z-boy. I want to avoid the fate of my friend, who plopped down over a hundred dollars for sushi and G-rated entertainment and got sh*t in return. Luckily for my bank account, I don't have a girlfriend at the moment, so I'm well in the black. Unfortunately, all my money is going to Jim right now.

But, I'm getting a M3 killer in return

protocav

iTrader: (3)

jim will certainly give it up if you show him the money.

paredyme

hmmm....he is white, but I prefer 'em to be taller

BrImSt0ne

Hey Josh you're in the red zone buddy!!!!!

paredyme

hey, I wonder if Jim has a sister?

BrImSt0ne

OK NOW I'M OFFICALLY SICK!!! If you look at jim and find him attractive enough to wonder if he has a sister, you have some serious issues my friend. Are you confused about your sexuality at all?

paredyme

Tre is getting pretty worked up here...!

erock

hahaahahahaha.... this is funny thread. I like I like.





Trey,

tienes e-mailo.

paredyme

for the record, there are quite a few hot chicks that have less than hot brothers (as in siblings, not black people). You never know how the genetic pool mixes things up!

eMpTei

iTrader: (1)

I'm scared!

erock

O, btw, who else is home doing nada...... I'm gonna miss having all these days off when I'm a civilian again.