San Diego GTGs.....
**** PRO_E WILDFIRE !!!!!!
don't know if I will make it there .... ERROR ERROR ERROR .... this program (or my skills) sucks ....
when I get there, I want beer and boobies ... good choice for tonight ... what time will you all be at Hooters?
don't know if I will make it there .... ERROR ERROR ERROR .... this program (or my skills) sucks ....
when I get there, I want beer and boobies ... good choice for tonight ... what time will you all be at Hooters?
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Originally posted by MIAPLAYA
You mean you aren't going to buy his socks too!?
You mean you aren't going to buy his socks too!?
Yeah, socks! Still not quite sure what that's all about, or what's funny about it, but I laugh anyways because I would feel so out of place if I didn't laugh.
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Not that anyone cares, but I had my first "incident" with Jim's Plenum. I was making a quick left hand turn on a yellow light and in the middle of the turn, I gunned it. HOLY F*ing SHHHHIITTT!!! 
My rear end broke loose HARD and I careened towards the opposite lane onto oncoming traffic, overcorrected to the right and careened towards the sidewalk and then corrected back to the left, at which point the car seemed to have no traction, said "holy mother..." and I squeezed those brake pads harder than I squeeze my ***** while watching a porno movie. Missed biting it hard by metaphorical inches, I would say. (I was in second gear the whole time)
TCS will be staying on for a while.
HKS Supercharger purchase delayed indefinately.
My rear end broke loose HARD and I careened towards the opposite lane onto oncoming traffic, overcorrected to the right and careened towards the sidewalk and then corrected back to the left, at which point the car seemed to have no traction, said "holy mother..." and I squeezed those brake pads harder than I squeeze my ***** while watching a porno movie. Missed biting it hard by metaphorical inches, I would say. (I was in second gear the whole time)TCS will be staying on for a while.
HKS Supercharger purchase delayed indefinately.
Originally posted by paredyme
Not that anyone cares, but I had my first "incident" with Jim's Plenum. I was making a quick left hand turn on a yellow light and in the middle of the turn, I gunned it. HOLY F*ing SHHHHIITTT!!! My rear end broke loose HARD and I careened towards the opposite lane onto oncoming traffic, overcorrected to the right and careened towards the sidewalk and then corrected back to the left, at which point the car seemed to have no traction, said "holy mother..." and I squeezed those brake pads harder than I squeeze my ***** while watching a porno movie. Missed biting it hard by metaphorical inches, I would say. (I was in second gear the whole time)
TCS will be staying on for a while.
HKS Supercharger purchase delayed indefinately.
Not that anyone cares, but I had my first "incident" with Jim's Plenum. I was making a quick left hand turn on a yellow light and in the middle of the turn, I gunned it. HOLY F*ing SHHHHIITTT!!!
My rear end broke loose HARD and I careened towards the opposite lane onto oncoming traffic, overcorrected to the right and careened towards the sidewalk and then corrected back to the left, at which point the car seemed to have no traction, said "holy mother..." and I squeezed those brake pads harder than I squeeze my ***** while watching a porno movie. Missed biting it hard by metaphorical inches, I would say. (I was in second gear the whole time)TCS will be staying on for a while.
HKS Supercharger purchase delayed indefinately.
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Originally posted by paredyme
Not that anyone cares, but I had my first "incident" with Jim's Plenum. I was making a quick left hand turn on a yellow light and in the middle of the turn, I gunned it. HOLY F*ing SHHHHIITTT!!! My rear end broke loose HARD and I careened towards the opposite lane onto oncoming traffic, overcorrected to the right and careened towards the sidewalk and then corrected back to the left, at which point the car seemed to have no traction, said "holy mother..." and I squeezed those brake pads harder than I squeeze my ***** while watching a porno movie. Missed biting it hard by metaphorical inches, I would say. (I was in second gear the whole time)
TCS will be staying on for a while.
HKS Supercharger purchase delayed indefinately.
Not that anyone cares, but I had my first "incident" with Jim's Plenum. I was making a quick left hand turn on a yellow light and in the middle of the turn, I gunned it. HOLY F*ing SHHHHIITTT!!!
My rear end broke loose HARD and I careened towards the opposite lane onto oncoming traffic, overcorrected to the right and careened towards the sidewalk and then corrected back to the left, at which point the car seemed to have no traction, said "holy mother..." and I squeezed those brake pads harder than I squeeze my ***** while watching a porno movie. Missed biting it hard by metaphorical inches, I would say. (I was in second gear the whole time)TCS will be staying on for a while.
HKS Supercharger purchase delayed indefinately.
ok, now i am scared of you:
1) after a mod
2) on the boards in general
3) on the road
.... j/k dude .... you gotta be more careful man .... don't kill the car
go to a big parking lot and learn what it can do, how to control and regain control of it in case of emergency.
1) after a mod
2) on the boards in general
3) on the road
.... j/k dude .... you gotta be more careful man .... don't kill the car go to a big parking lot and learn what it can do, how to control and regain control of it in case of emergency.
Originally posted by paredyme
Not that anyone cares, but I had my first "incident" with Jim's Plenum. I was making a quick left hand turn on a yellow light and in the middle of the turn, I gunned it. HOLY F*ing SHHHHIITTT!!! My rear end broke loose HARD and I careened towards the opposite lane onto oncoming traffic, overcorrected to the right and careened towards the sidewalk and then corrected back to the left, at which point the car seemed to have no traction, said "holy mother..." and I squeezed those brake pads harder than I squeeze my ***** while watching a porno movie. Missed biting it hard by metaphorical inches, I would say. (I was in second gear the whole time)
TCS will be staying on for a while.
HKS Supercharger purchase delayed indefinately.
Not that anyone cares, but I had my first "incident" with Jim's Plenum. I was making a quick left hand turn on a yellow light and in the middle of the turn, I gunned it. HOLY F*ing SHHHHIITTT!!!
My rear end broke loose HARD and I careened towards the opposite lane onto oncoming traffic, overcorrected to the right and careened towards the sidewalk and then corrected back to the left, at which point the car seemed to have no traction, said "holy mother..." and I squeezed those brake pads harder than I squeeze my ***** while watching a porno movie. Missed biting it hard by metaphorical inches, I would say. (I was in second gear the whole time)TCS will be staying on for a while.
HKS Supercharger purchase delayed indefinately.
Seriously though, if you lost control with that kinda basic move, you really need to slow down, or you will become a statistic, little bro.
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Originally posted by MIAPLAYA
Welcome to the world of RWD.
Welcome to the world of RWD.
Thank you....it is indeed a strange world, but one I'm sure I can get used to.
Oh yeah, I think I hit a water patch...plus my tires were already wet from a previous water patch, but I thought it would have dried out by the time I made my left turn. Oh well, I'm an idiot.
But here's some good news: usually your ***** shrinks when you are under a sudden burst of extreme anxiety and stays shrunken for a while. However, I noticed that my ***** did not shrink. So it must mean that I maintained some measure of cool when I went through that incident!
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Originally posted by paredyme
Thank you....it is indeed a strange world, but one I'm sure I can get used to.
Oh yeah, I think I hit a water patch...plus my tires were already wet from a previous water patch, but I thought it would have dried out by the time I made my left turn. Oh well, I'm an idiot.
But here's some good news: usually your ***** shrinks when you are under a sudden burst of extreme anxiety and stays shrunken for a while. However, I noticed that my ***** did not shrink. So it must mean that I maintained some measure of cool when I went through that incident!
Thank you....it is indeed a strange world, but one I'm sure I can get used to.
Oh yeah, I think I hit a water patch...plus my tires were already wet from a previous water patch, but I thought it would have dried out by the time I made my left turn. Oh well, I'm an idiot.
But here's some good news: usually your ***** shrinks when you are under a sudden burst of extreme anxiety and stays shrunken for a while. However, I noticed that my ***** did not shrink. So it must mean that I maintained some measure of cool when I went through that incident!
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Originally posted by Z BOY
Seriously though, if you lost control with that kinda basic move, you really need to slow down, or you will become a statistic, little bro.
Seriously though, if you lost control with that kinda basic move, you really need to slow down, or you will become a statistic, little bro.
Yeah, I think the main culprit was water, because it definately felt like I was gliding as opposed to screeching on asphalt. I've been driving butt-slow FWD cars all my life....I'm not used to sudden momentum shifts.
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Originally posted by BrImSt0ne
its funny how everytime you talk about something you seem to always get back on the subject of *****'s
its funny how everytime you talk about something you seem to always get back on the subject of *****'s
That's because my ***** wants to close escrow on a vagina, preferably in a white, gated community.
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Originally posted by paredyme
Woah. That was the first time I witnessed someone editing their post!
Yeah, I think the main culprit was water, because it definately felt like I was gliding as opposed to screeching on asphalt. I've been driving butt-slow FWD cars all my life....I'm not used to sudden momentum shifts.
Woah. That was the first time I witnessed someone editing their post!
Yeah, I think the main culprit was water, because it definately felt like I was gliding as opposed to screeching on asphalt. I've been driving butt-slow FWD cars all my life....I'm not used to sudden momentum shifts.
how's your tread on your rears? my car slides much easier when the tread is low. maybe time for new tires?
Wait, you punched it on a wet corner with your tcs off? Not good judgement.
Wait, you punched it on a wet corner with your tcs off? Not good judgement.
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Yah, I think my tires were wet, there were a lot of random wet spots on the road. Not good judgment, you're right. I promise I will be a good boy so Santa can give me a UR underdrive pulley for Christmas!
Plus, I am not as well endowed as you 19 inch guys. I'm only 17 inches
Plus, I am not as well endowed as you 19 inch guys. I'm only 17 inches
