Texas women appreciate their natural assets:
> >> > > Clean skin.
> >> > > A winning smile.
> >> > > That unforgettable, Texas twang.
> >> >
Texas women know their manners:
> >> > > "Yes, ma'am."
> >> > > "Yes, sir."
> >> > > "No, thank-you"
Texas women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
> >> > > "Y'all come back!"
> >> > > "Well, bless your heart.."
> >> > > "Drop by when you can."
> >> > > "How's your Momma?"
> >> > > "Love your hair."
> >> > >
Texas women know their summer weather report:
> >> > > Hot
> >> > > Hotter
> >> > > Hotter than Hades
> >> > >
Texas women know their three R's:
> >> > > $$$$$$$ Rich
> >> > > $$$$$$$$$ Richer
> >> > > $$$$$$$$$$$ Richest
> >> > >
Texas women know their vacation spots:
> >> > > Colorado
> >> > > Las Vegas
> >> > > any place that has a/c
> >> > >
Texas women know the joys of June, July, and August:
> >> > > Summer tans
> >> > > Wide brimmed hats
> >> > > Adorable sandals
> >> > >
Texas women know everybody's first name:
> >> > > Honey
> >> > > Darlin'
> >> > > Sugah
> >> > >
Texas women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
> >> > > Fried Green Tomatoes
> >> > > Driving Miss Daisy
> >> > > Steel Magnolias
Texas women know their religions:
> >> > > Baptist
> >> > > Methodist
> >> > > Football
> >> > >
Texas women know their country breakfasts:
> >> > > Fried eggs
> >> > > Country ham
> >> > > Mouth-watering homemade biscuits
> >> > >
Texas women know their p's & q's
> >> > > "P"ecan pie (pronounced "puh con" not pee-can)
> >> > > "P"ralines
> >> > > "P"unch to "Quench" the thirst
> >> > >
Texas women know their cities dripping with Texas charm:
> >> > > Dallas
> >> > > Austin
> >> > > San Antone (That's San Antonio for out-of-staters)
> >> > >
Texas women know their elegant gentlemen:
> >> > > Men in Wranglers.
> >> > > Men in uniform.
> >> > > Men in tuxedos.
> >> > >
Texas girls know their prime real estate:
> >> > > The Mall
> >> > > The Beauty Salon
> >> > > The Country Club

Texas girls know the three deadly sins:
> >> > > Bad hair
> >> > > Bad manners
> >> > > Bad Dancers
> >> > >
Now you run along, Sugah, and send this to some girls who were
> >> > > raised in Texas or wish they had been. If you're a male, you hug
>that
> >> > > Texas woman of yours and say "I'm a lucky man" 3 times out loud. If
> >> > > you're a transplant, FAKE it....we know you got here as fast as you could.