Job opening for you if you're interested.

Pays $20/hr, but its hard work. Planting tulips.....not complicated, just hard work.

 

Most girls get 50 per half hour for that.

 

damn...ruined the joke....s'all good. You sound like you've been visiting the asian spas a little too much. lol You want some mooshoo? lol

 

hahaha... my bad...

 

That's just wrong man!!!

 

And if they're good, it only takes five minutes . . .

 

so let me in on the joke please...

 

close your eyes and say it in your head. and then go OOOHHHH!!!

 

Well i need a job

 

$20 if you come plant your tulips on my c*ck. still interested. hahaha. it was a joke guys....no real job.

 

........I hate you Robert,lol
Well its cool, I found a job. Your wife has been paying to trim the hedges and on the side beat up the *putang*
$100 an hr...damn man you must not be doing your job


hahah,jk

 

ninja please....i slang more sausage than Jimmy Dean... lmao. If you hit the wifey....you wouldn't feel a thing. You can't drive a nail where a spike's been driven. Puahahahahahaha.

You don't wanna go down this road...I'm the king of slam books. I should write material for a freakin sitcom.

 

I keep on hearing this on the radio... "Would you like me to Kung Pao your Chicken?"

 

If you sling sausage for Jimmy Dean its the small breakfast sausage.
I'm a **** Hillshire summer sausage dealer, give your girl so much sausage she ask for crackers and cheese after I'm done with it,lol

 

I slang more sausage than Jimmy Dean. I know its hard to remember 3rd grade english. Focus, you can do it. lol

Last I heard you worked for Vienna Sausages....can't be that much fun messing with something so small. But now you're jobless...guess you couldn't meet the minimum size requirements for Vienna. You might try applying at Nanotech since you're so good and playing with small parts. lmao.

 

nah they let me go cause i was over qualified at Vienna. Big **** don't fit in the small cans, so it wasn't working out.

 

Think ---Taco

 

 

What do you want pics of???? Old School and Lunchbox comparing sizes. Or where you want to plant tulips??

 

I dont want to see any pics of anything having to do with this thread