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Old Jun 30, 2009 | 08:21 AM
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The mathon the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.


This is Heather.






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On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour..



For anything!



This is Kristen.





Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a $41.7 million savings).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe with two legs, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, no bitching and complaining or 'honey-do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense !!!!
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Old Jun 30, 2009 | 08:43 AM
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Value added benifits are good...and EVERYONE likes saving some $$....LOL

Awesome Robert..!

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Old Jun 30, 2009 | 08:49 AM
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It makes perfect sense
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Old Jun 30, 2009 | 08:50 AM
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Only fair, Id hit a Millionaires Divorcee Cougar
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Old Jun 30, 2009 | 10:59 AM
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Sold me on leasing! Kristen is HAWT. Moar PICS!
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