Drinking with a Texas Girl
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Drinking with a Texas Girl
Drinking with a Texas Girl
A Mexican, An Arab, and a Texas girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in
the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink
with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz
he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the
glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs
it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45,
and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting
it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In Texas we
have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones
twice.'
God Bless TEXAS !!!
A Mexican, An Arab, and a Texas girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in
the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink
with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz
he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the
glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs
it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45,
and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting
it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In Texas we
have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones
twice.'
God Bless TEXAS !!!
yeah...im afraid it is...
<~ Texan 
