FS: BNIB MXP duralumin lug nuts Black open-end
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BNIB MXP duralumin lug nuts Black open-end
Oh hey there fellow forum browser.
I didn't see you there. I'm forum member 2TH PWR, nice to see you've stopped by this page as a conscientious shopper.
Now every time I roll out in the streets I always get asked “Hey 2th, what makes your car so god damned awesome and strong?”
Usually I tell people to STFU and GTFO. Not because I’m rude. But because I know the average joe can’t contain the awesomeness within. If I were to divulge my secrets all *****-nilly there’d be dead mother****ers piled up a mile high at the morgue from trying to do what I do on a daily basis. And I know the coroner personally, he taught me immunology, and let's just say he'd be PISSED!
But you are in luck for today I reveal one of my long held secrets.
By now I’m a grizzled veteran of the streets, and I know my shiznit if I do say so myself.
Now before I show you the product you must know they are in incredible condition and of incredible awesomeness. Why am I selling? Because I’m sick of getting called out for always having an unfair advantage over my competition on the streets. I figure if I spread it out there won’t be so many haters and noobs writing me emails and texts trying to drag their sorry asses out of the gutter.
Now if you want a professional review of these mighty lug nuts go read elsewhere. If want my unprofessional review, here it is. They are so awesome and incredible. So if you want awesome looking rims that stay the **** on your car, and let’s be real, who doesn’t? You best be paying for these before your competition does.
The secret I will divulge is this:
Buy these new MXP matte black lug nuts. $120 shipped anywhere takes em. maybe your partner needs a Christmas present? I don't give a **** just get off your *** and buy them.
On to the Incredibly awesomely staged photographs. This alone is worth the purchase price so buck up.
I cannot tell you how close I was to mounting these on my car. I opened the box to take a look at them. Immediately the smell of lavender and cinnamon, mixed with nitro-methane and blood filled my nostrils. I knew these things were light ( 20.94g), but I wasn’t prepared for how light. I put 3 of them on my rear wheel with a tire iron (no impact wrench but you may notice some slight scuffs on 3) and the back end of my car just starting floating up. Being a grizzled veteran I immediately knew that I dare not unpack the rest of the box. Floating tires are very bad for traction at the track. I repeat, if your rear rims are lighter than 12 pounds be careful with this pack of lugs! Anything over that, or if you have mad skills, you will PROBABLY be ok, but I can’t promise that in writing. These things are so new. My brother opened the rest of the box without his Raybans on and was writhing on my driveway like a slab of frying bacon.
Now I only have ONE SET for sale. So don't get MAD if your COMPETITION on on the STREETS buys them before YOU DO
I didn't see you there. I'm forum member 2TH PWR, nice to see you've stopped by this page as a conscientious shopper.
Now every time I roll out in the streets I always get asked “Hey 2th, what makes your car so god damned awesome and strong?”
Usually I tell people to STFU and GTFO. Not because I’m rude. But because I know the average joe can’t contain the awesomeness within. If I were to divulge my secrets all *****-nilly there’d be dead mother****ers piled up a mile high at the morgue from trying to do what I do on a daily basis. And I know the coroner personally, he taught me immunology, and let's just say he'd be PISSED!
But you are in luck for today I reveal one of my long held secrets.
By now I’m a grizzled veteran of the streets, and I know my shiznit if I do say so myself.
Now before I show you the product you must know they are in incredible condition and of incredible awesomeness. Why am I selling? Because I’m sick of getting called out for always having an unfair advantage over my competition on the streets. I figure if I spread it out there won’t be so many haters and noobs writing me emails and texts trying to drag their sorry asses out of the gutter.
Now if you want a professional review of these mighty lug nuts go read elsewhere. If want my unprofessional review, here it is. They are so awesome and incredible. So if you want awesome looking rims that stay the **** on your car, and let’s be real, who doesn’t? You best be paying for these before your competition does.
The secret I will divulge is this:
Buy these new MXP matte black lug nuts. $120 shipped anywhere takes em. maybe your partner needs a Christmas present? I don't give a **** just get off your *** and buy them.
On to the Incredibly awesomely staged photographs. This alone is worth the purchase price so buck up.
I cannot tell you how close I was to mounting these on my car. I opened the box to take a look at them. Immediately the smell of lavender and cinnamon, mixed with nitro-methane and blood filled my nostrils. I knew these things were light ( 20.94g), but I wasn’t prepared for how light. I put 3 of them on my rear wheel with a tire iron (no impact wrench but you may notice some slight scuffs on 3) and the back end of my car just starting floating up. Being a grizzled veteran I immediately knew that I dare not unpack the rest of the box. Floating tires are very bad for traction at the track. I repeat, if your rear rims are lighter than 12 pounds be careful with this pack of lugs! Anything over that, or if you have mad skills, you will PROBABLY be ok, but I can’t promise that in writing. These things are so new. My brother opened the rest of the box without his Raybans on and was writhing on my driveway like a slab of frying bacon.
Now I only have ONE SET for sale. So don't get MAD if your COMPETITION on on the STREETS buys them before YOU DO
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