Well, I certainly did...



So, I go AutoZone to buy some trinkets and lube for my little girl. I'm standing next to my car with the door open waiting for this douche in an old truck to park. You know, to make sure he goes one stall over and everything. Anywho, as he pulls in, he runs over this bottle of Moo Juice laying on the ground. As he rolls over it with his front tire, I hear the pressure building up...

AND, THEN IT POPS!!!

He **** all over my shirt, my phone and my car - inside and out. I felt like a friggin' prostitute with this white jizz all over me...

So, now I get to go home and wash my car - AGAIN. Gee, thanks fuktard. And, the crappy part??? No, besides getting milk all over everything. The dude doesn't even bother to make things right. He just walked inside with his battery telling me, "Sorry, Man. Sorry. You know I didn't do it on purpose. Sorry."

Yeah, I was about ready to his azz. But, I shrugged it off, pussed out and went home to wash my car. I had already been up for 2 days, so it could have gotten really ugly...










Oh, no...I hope my little girl isn't pregnant now!!!

 

sucks

 

sucks but you cant blame the guy. what did you want him to do lick it all up before he went inside. atleast he said he was sorry.

 

It was an accident. **** happens.

Funny thing. First job ever at carls. I step onto a ketchup packet and sprayed it on a customer. True story. The husband wanted to beat me up.

 

drive by jizz. nice.

 

 

Damn, you beat me too it!

 

It was more the guy's attitude. Like, as long as I say the words I can go about my business. That's all...

 

Hey man at least you didn't stoop to his level. You know like whipping your pee pee out and pissing all over his car. Cuz that would be low. Not like I ever did it or anything. I'm just saying.

 

Dude it was just an accident what did you want from the guy, a sorry and a BJ?

It's just milk, you're just mad because you were embarrassed and had to drive home with milk on your car. And now since you posted pics of your milking you're going to get flamed and more embarrassed for being a whiner.

 

damn, he cummed everywhere

 

I think that is a first.

 

i would have gone to jail taht night, on battery charges, thinking that when i get home my Z will be there to comfort me and tell me thanks for what ive done for her.

jk not really. id probably buy some milk and dump the whole thing......

 

That sucks.

 

ha ha... "no use crying over spilled milk..."

so cheesy...

 

+1 , but i would have helped clean it up if possible.

 

lol..

funny..
but sorry that happened

 

Do you even know the girl in your sig? You got called out on it a few weeks ago. Stalker FTL!
https://my350z.com/forum/mid-atlanti...mber-pics.html

 

To be fair, you were the one that forced him to park in the other spot.

 

poor Z