The girls they bring in from Japan are always the best, They dont have that slutty, painted look of your typical booth hoochie, they smile and laugh alot, and will humor you for as long as you hang out at their display.

 

Tein, the REAL deal

 

Yo Krinkov, guess I caught you at the right time.. Can you post pics of the Silver Z w/ the bronze TE-37's if you have any?

 

The next level of SUVs, you knew it had to happen sooner or later...

 

Marcos gives it the old bite test he used to give the M1 Abrams track when he was a tank mechanic in the Army.

 

hmm, this is the only one I have right now...

 

The big thing at SEMA this year was the new Mazda Protege wagon, you couldnt throw a dead cat without it hitting at least 2 or 3 of these things fully SEMA-ized, this one here is a protege mini-truck sport conversion, for the "active lifestyle" when are they going to make a car geared toward the "inactive lifestyle"?

 

Hey ladies, You have way too much talent to be working these trade shows in the middle of the desert, oh you say you realy want to act, huh? What a coincidence, I happen to be a director! Ever see Saving Private Ryan?

 

When will it end...

 

The award for the most obnoxious products at one booth goes to CLA Performance Racing. You could see the neon underbody light kits, glowing Altezzas, and blinking valve stem lights from across the building. Heres Marcos about to fall into an epileptic seizure like he used to when watching Pokemon.

 

I would buy a Hyundai from her.....

 

hey! If the Stillen kit for the 350Z wasnt ugly enough for you, how about a Stillen kit with a big Fast and Furious carbon fiber wing, AAWWWW YYEEAAAHHHH BOYYYEEEE!!!

 

Thank God! Until now my wife had to take the kids to school and pick up groceries in that flimsy little Ford Excursion. Now heres an SUV she'll finally be safe in from the all those reckless and irresponsible import car drivers that make driving around town so dangerous!

 

non-track model owners will e well taken care of, talked to Brembo and they said theirs will be ready by years end too.

 

Oddly enough, luck at the tables was worse than day one, we vow to find that psychic that told us precisly this would happen and exact our vengence.(note the pit boss in the corner yelling at me not to take pics of the table)

 

Nothing left to do now but drown our sorrows. This place is called the Bikini Club, it was very popular.

 

This is our buddy Mike. Mike swore to his wife that the SEMA show wasnt just a big excuse for for 85,000 people to have a week long party, and that the only reason they held it in Vegas was because of its large international convention center. Way to go Mike..

 

Oh god, let me make it through one more day and I swear never again.......

 

 

Was that a "rape" whistle around the wrist of the girl in the pink bikini? Now why would she need that around all of those sober married perfect gentlemen?