View Poll Results: What should the sentence be for the "keyers"??
Let them go, they are just jealous
6
1.12%
Throw them in jail until they can pay for the damage
147
27.32%
Throw them to the fires of hell
38
7.06%
Get in your Z and run them over......multiple times
34
6.32%
Cut off their sack and shove it down their throats, and then kick their ass......multiple times
313
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The sentence of a convicted "keyer"
11-13-2002, 03:47 PM
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Originally posted by lyonsd
So what if you catch somebody in the act of keying your car, and you go to kick his ***, but it turns out he's a kung fu expert and proceeds to beat the living chit out of you?
So what if you catch somebody in the act of keying your car, and you go to kick his ***, but it turns out he's a kung fu expert and proceeds to beat the living chit out of you?
11-13-2002, 05:26 PM
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my car was defaced
i posted that my car was drenched in eggs and syurp and keyed. You do not understand how pissed off I was. I wanted to sleep in my car with my GLOCK waiting for someone to walk by at the wrong time and see me unleash a hell of flurry on someone. I was pissed for days and I am still pissed. I would shoot the persons unit off. I can't stress that this **** is the lowest thing to do. MURDER that is all I can say.
11-13-2002, 07:30 PM
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Originally posted by 350zSpeedRacer
Yeah, I never liked those girly chicks who liked pink stuff, and wanted to go shopping in those crowded malls. I'd much rather be under a car, workin hard to make it fast as *****!
Yeah, I never liked those girly chicks who liked pink stuff, and wanted to go shopping in those crowded malls. I'd much rather be under a car, workin hard to make it fast as *****!
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11-14-2002, 02:27 PM
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I'm going to Niketown to buy a nice baseball bat so that I beat the crap out of anyone I catch keying my car. Or, I might just carve the letter Z on their body. I just want to make sure that they have to pay the same amount to get their body fixed as I will have to get my car fixed.
I really wouldn't want to do this to anyone, but I feel that if they think I deserve to have to fork up $1000 to get my car fixed, then they deserve to pay the same amount to get their face put back together.
I really wouldn't want to do this to anyone, but I feel that if they think I deserve to have to fork up $1000 to get my car fixed, then they deserve to pay the same amount to get their face put back together.
11-15-2002, 12:01 AM
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hmmm...
What fustrates me the most is I don't know why anyone would want to do that to someone elses new car. What goes through there mind when they do it? How jealous can another person be? I feel bad if I ever caught anyone doing that to my car. I would definately go into a rage.
11-15-2002, 03:04 AM
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Justified Keying
Call this the case of the justified keying... It was 1987 and I had just purchased my first car, an 87 red Nissan Sentra. I lovingly washed and waxed that car on a regular basis, and always parked out in the last space of any parking lot, to avoid door dings, which were even worse then with all the left over 70s era Cadillacs with 7' doors. I had gone to the Louisville, KY airport to drop my girlfriend's mother before a flight. The Louisville airport doesn't really have a parking garage, just a medium sized parking lot that was three-quarters empty that day. I of course parked out in the last spot, about 30 spaces from where the bulk of the cars were parked, and I even parked well to the outside of that spot, just in case. Well, when I came out of the airport, there was one other car parked out that far, a POS blue chevy ciera or something similar. It was parked, not even in the space next to mine, but halfway into my space, in the room left from me parking so far over. I knew to expect the worst, and when I got to my car there was a big blue mark on the door, and his doors were missing blue paint on the edges from all the other cars he had dinged. Well, needless to say I was pretty pissed, and instead of waiting around to kick his *** or call the cops, revenge mode kicked in and I and wrote "Dick" on his passenger side door with my key. Definitely not the most mature thing to do, but he blatantly went out of his way to ding a car that had parked well away from the others, trying to avoid the usual 80 year olds in Caddies with their 7' doors. You don't usually have someone stupid enough to on-purpose ding your ride, and leave their car there for you to see.
11-15-2002, 06:52 AM
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Re: Justified Keying
Originally posted by ttheisen93
Call this the case of the justified keying... It was 1987 and I had just purchased my first car, an 87 red Nissan Sentra. I lovingly washed and waxed that car on a regular basis, and always parked out in the last space of any parking lot, to avoid door dings, which were even worse then with all the left over 70s era Cadillacs with 7' doors. I had gone to the Louisville, KY airport to drop my girlfriend's mother before a flight. The Louisville airport doesn't really have a parking garage, just a medium sized parking lot that was three-quarters empty that day. I of course parked out in the last spot, about 30 spaces from where the bulk of the cars were parked, and I even parked well to the outside of that spot, just in case. Well, when I came out of the airport, there was one other car parked out that far, a POS blue chevy ciera or something similar. It was parked, not even in the space next to mine, but halfway into my space, in the room left from me parking so far over. I knew to expect the worst, and when I got to my car there was a big blue mark on the door, and his doors were missing blue paint on the edges from all the other cars he had dinged. Well, needless to say I was pretty pissed, and instead of waiting around to kick his *** or call the cops, revenge mode kicked in and I and wrote "Dick" on his passenger side door with my key. Definitely not the most mature thing to do, but he blatantly went out of his way to ding a car that had parked well away from the others, trying to avoid the usual 80 year olds in Caddies with their 7' doors. You don't usually have someone stupid enough to on-purpose ding your ride, and leave their car there for you to see.
Call this the case of the justified keying... It was 1987 and I had just purchased my first car, an 87 red Nissan Sentra. I lovingly washed and waxed that car on a regular basis, and always parked out in the last space of any parking lot, to avoid door dings, which were even worse then with all the left over 70s era Cadillacs with 7' doors. I had gone to the Louisville, KY airport to drop my girlfriend's mother before a flight. The Louisville airport doesn't really have a parking garage, just a medium sized parking lot that was three-quarters empty that day. I of course parked out in the last spot, about 30 spaces from where the bulk of the cars were parked, and I even parked well to the outside of that spot, just in case. Well, when I came out of the airport, there was one other car parked out that far, a POS blue chevy ciera or something similar. It was parked, not even in the space next to mine, but halfway into my space, in the room left from me parking so far over. I knew to expect the worst, and when I got to my car there was a big blue mark on the door, and his doors were missing blue paint on the edges from all the other cars he had dinged. Well, needless to say I was pretty pissed, and instead of waiting around to kick his *** or call the cops, revenge mode kicked in and I and wrote "Dick" on his passenger side door with my key. Definitely not the most mature thing to do, but he blatantly went out of his way to ding a car that had parked well away from the others, trying to avoid the usual 80 year olds in Caddies with their 7' doors. You don't usually have someone stupid enough to on-purpose ding your ride, and leave their car there for you to see.
I had just pulled into the parking garage where I lived in college and parked my car. I sat in the car for about 5 minutes fiddling with the radio. A car pulls up into the driver's side parking space next to my car. Next thing I know the passenger of the other car slams his door into mine HARD. I mean, it shook my whole car! Now, I had been leaning over the center console, but after that, I shot straight up and glared right at the dumbass in the passenger seat of the other car. I witnessed his face turn white with fear. He closed his door and I opened mine and casually got out of my car. Talk about revenge mode. I sure understand that kind of adrenaline. I'm not a hothead or the fighting type (in spite of years of training, I still hate fighting), but I let the kid get out. I said, "what the hell is your problem?" in a very calm voice. He muttered some profanity at me and I lost it. I grabbed the guy by the collar, pushed him up against his buddy's car and used my arm to secure his neck, my other arm free. I don't remember exactly what I said to him at this point because the temper was flaring (a rarity for me, really), but it was something along the lines of how dumb he was and how I should take the damage out on his ***, etc. The poor schmuck didn't do anything and I came to my senses again pretty quickly, so I let him go. His buddy apologized to me and stayed to look over the damage to my car with me. The kid that slammed the door into mine took off pretty fast. There was a pretty good dent in my door from that jagoff. At least the driver was concerned and understood my anger, but I wasn't going to hold him responsible. I just ended up getting the dent pulled by a friend at a body shop.
What a dumbass, though. He was so careless. I bet he isn't careless like that anymore, though. I'm a pretty patient guy, but I tend to get touchy with stupidity... lol
11-15-2002, 07:07 AM
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Originally posted by WashUJon
Are you married??? lol
j/k
Are you married??? lol
j/k
Whatchya got in mind?!?!? LOL! P.S. I used to carry my softball bat and glove (so it wouldn't be thought of as a weapon) in my cars, just in case someone decided they wanted to be a dumbass and deface my vehicle! You don't mess with this chick's ride!
11-15-2002, 07:15 AM
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Wow WashUJon, what self control! If that happened to any of my cars and the guy that did it wasn't apologetic and started saying profanity back at me, I would have pulled a can of whoop-*** on his sorry self. A person just has no right to do that and not be apologetic. I guess it was a good thing though that you decided not to kick the living **** outta him and just teach him a lesson.
Hope that doesn't happen again, especially in your Z
Hope that doesn't happen again, especially in your Z
11-15-2002, 07:20 AM
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Originally posted by RODiculouZ
Wow WashUJon, what self control! If that happened to any of my cars and the guy that did it wasn't apologetic and started saying profanity back at me, I would have pulled a can of whoop-*** on his sorry self. A person just has no right to do that and not be apologetic. I guess it was a good thing though that you decided not to kick the living **** outta him and just teach him a lesson.
Hope that doesn't happen again, especially in your Z
Wow WashUJon, what self control! If that happened to any of my cars and the guy that did it wasn't apologetic and started saying profanity back at me, I would have pulled a can of whoop-*** on his sorry self. A person just has no right to do that and not be apologetic. I guess it was a good thing though that you decided not to kick the living **** outta him and just teach him a lesson.
Hope that doesn't happen again, especially in your Z
I think the fact that the kid nearly pissed in his pants sort of made me feel sorry for him. I really hate hurting people and its part of my life's philosophy to settle disputes without people getting hurt, but I'm human. I have feelings and a temper just like anyone else. Sometimes its hard to stay compassionate. Believe me...
11-15-2002, 07:23 AM
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Originally posted by 350zSpeedRacer
Not for another 4 months! Whatchya got in mind?!?!? LOL!
P.S. I used to carry my softball bat and glove (so it wouldn't be thought of as a weapon) in my cars, just in case someone decided they wanted to be a dumbass and deface my vehicle! You don't mess with this chick's ride!
Not for another 4 months!
Whatchya got in mind?!?!? LOL! P.S. I used to carry my softball bat and glove (so it wouldn't be thought of as a weapon) in my cars, just in case someone decided they wanted to be a dumbass and deface my vehicle! You don't mess with this chick's ride!
That's the story of my life...
11-15-2002, 07:27 AM
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Originally posted by WashUJon
Damn. The good ones are always taken! lol
That's the story of my life...
Damn. The good ones are always taken! lol
That's the story of my life...
11-15-2002, 06:16 PM
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I had a brand new, red Toyota MR2 keyed and it sucked, but much worse and costly are the hit and run accidents in parking lots.
Some crappy old pickup truck with such crappy oxidized paint backed into my brand new (less than 3 weeks old) 1992 black Toyota Supra, while I ran into the grocery store, causing $2500 in damage. Nobody saw anything and I paid the $500 dollar deductible.
My 300zx TT was nailed while I was in underground parking at work, and nobody left a note saying how sorry they were and how they would fix the damage.
If you break something of somebody else's at least be man/woman enough to accept responsibilty for what you did. These people caused much more damage and were just as much scum as the keyer's
Some crappy old pickup truck with such crappy oxidized paint backed into my brand new (less than 3 weeks old) 1992 black Toyota Supra, while I ran into the grocery store, causing $2500 in damage. Nobody saw anything and I paid the $500 dollar deductible.
My 300zx TT was nailed while I was in underground parking at work, and nobody left a note saying how sorry they were and how they would fix the damage.
If you break something of somebody else's at least be man/woman enough to accept responsibilty for what you did. These people caused much more damage and were just as much scum as the keyer's
11-16-2002, 12:35 PM
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Originally posted by RODiculouZ
Wow WashUJon, what self control! If that happened to any of my cars and the guy that did it wasn't apologetic and started saying profanity back at me, I would have pulled a can of whoop-*** on his sorry self. A person just has no right to do that and not be apologetic. I guess it was a good thing though that you decided not to kick the living **** outta him and just teach him a lesson.
Hope that doesn't happen again, especially in your Z
Wow WashUJon, what self control! If that happened to any of my cars and the guy that did it wasn't apologetic and started saying profanity back at me, I would have pulled a can of whoop-*** on his sorry self. A person just has no right to do that and not be apologetic. I guess it was a good thing though that you decided not to kick the living **** outta him and just teach him a lesson.
Hope that doesn't happen again, especially in your Z
11-16-2002, 07:03 PM
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Originally posted by cotmfk
true, I would have at least made sure that the guy paid for it... if not more.
true, I would have at least made sure that the guy paid for it... if not more.
11-17-2002, 06:06 AM
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I parked my wife's little Toyota Echo in the lot behind my work location three days after we bought it - - and it was keyed from front to back. This is a stinkin' $12,000 car.
I am really concerened about parking my new Z there even though there have been no vandalism incidents since then. I am probably going to use a car cover whenever I am parked in this lot. I am also going to decrease the deductible amount on the comprehensive section of my car insurance.
I am really concerened about parking my new Z there even though there have been no vandalism incidents since then. I am probably going to use a car cover whenever I am parked in this lot. I am also going to decrease the deductible amount on the comprehensive section of my car insurance.
11-17-2002, 09:04 AM
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Keyers might have other reasons
No doubt that most people who do this stuff are just jealous a'holes, but I am reminded of somethat happened when I lived in Charlotte in the late 80s.
There was a month long spree of people getting their windshields broken late at night - mostly in apartment complexes.
The police finally caught up with the guys who were doing it. Turned out they worked for an auto glass repair shop. The local newspaper went after the guys pretty hard. Their shop went out of business shortly afterward.
Sometimes, there is justice.
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There was a month long spree of people getting their windshields broken late at night - mostly in apartment complexes.
The police finally caught up with the guys who were doing it. Turned out they worked for an auto glass repair shop. The local newspaper went after the guys pretty hard. Their shop went out of business shortly afterward.
Sometimes, there is justice.
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11-17-2002, 10:45 AM
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Re: Keyers might have other reasons
[i]Originally posted by futuredeadguy
The police finally caught up with the guys who were doing it. Turned out they worked for an auto glass repair shop. The local newspaper went after the guys pretty hard. Their shop went out of business shortly afterward.
Sometimes, there is justice.
The police finally caught up with the guys who were doing it. Turned out they worked for an auto glass repair shop. The local newspaper went after the guys pretty hard. Their shop went out of business shortly afterward.
Sometimes, there is justice.
11-17-2002, 11:47 AM
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Re: Keyers might have other reasons
Originally posted by futuredeadguy
No doubt that most people who do this stuff are just jealous a'holes, but I am reminded of somethat happened when I lived in Charlotte in the late 80s.
There was a month long spree of people getting their windshields broken late at night - mostly in apartment complexes.
The police finally caught up with the guys who were doing it. Turned out they worked for an auto glass repair shop. The local newspaper went after the guys pretty hard. Their shop went out of business shortly afterward.
Sometimes, there is justice.
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No doubt that most people who do this stuff are just jealous a'holes, but I am reminded of somethat happened when I lived in Charlotte in the late 80s.
There was a month long spree of people getting their windshields broken late at night - mostly in apartment complexes.
The police finally caught up with the guys who were doing it. Turned out they worked for an auto glass repair shop. The local newspaper went after the guys pretty hard. Their shop went out of business shortly afterward.
Sometimes, there is justice.
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Holy crap...