your z is not safe part 2..."the plot thickens"
Originally Posted by Huckingfellers
LOL, woosy. Let me guess, you are gay?
Originally Posted by zmespeed
um..ok im just taking car of a pest problem. birds are in my house, what if a bird lived in your house, in your babies rooom and took sh**s all over your new born.(if you had one or not) wouldnt you get rid of that bird as quickly as possible? 
I don't think you should get mad and shoot them, you should get even. What you need to do is defecate in a large bucket. Then do on to them as they do on to you. Run around the yard, bucket in one hand until you find their homestead. Trees. Grab a big round ball of poop and nail that tree over and over. Keep running around the yard, find the next tree and poop all over that one too. Make you you fling the feces high in the air so that you get as much of the branches and folliage as possible. Keep at it until your bucket is empty and when you're done, pop open a cool brew, sit in your lawn chair and enjoy your Miller time.
Besides, who likes hearing birds early in the morning? Nature is over-rated.
Besides, who likes hearing birds early in the morning? Nature is over-rated.
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FYI - although I was in your situation, I never shot the birds, just shot at them. Put a couple of paintballs past the birds for two weeks in a row and you'll be amazed how there is a magical boundary they will not cross.
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Hey I got a good idea...if you shoot yourself then you will never have to worry about the birdies ever again!! That is if your self inflicted gun shot wound is in the right place!
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Originally Posted by hfm
I don't think you should get mad and shoot them, you should get even. What you need to do is defecate in a large bucket. Then do on to them as they do on to you. Run around the yard, bucket in one hand until you find their homestead. Trees. Grab a big round ball of poop and nail that tree over and over. Keep running around the yard, find the next tree and poop all over that one too. Make you you fling the feces high in the air so that you get as much of the branches and folliage as possible. Keep at it until your bucket is empty and when you're done, pop open a cool brew, sit in your lawn chair and enjoy your Miller time.
Besides, who likes hearing birds early in the morning? Nature is over-rated.
Besides, who likes hearing birds early in the morning? Nature is over-rated.
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Originally Posted by Huckingfellers
LOL, woosy. Let me guess, you are gay?
Originally Posted by Reggi914
Yep, you got me, i am gay.
yeah, come to think of it, I'd pop them with a BB gun (it'll still kill 'em) when then come to the nest. I'd do the same but I don't know where these cardinals are living.
oh yeah, and Destiny350Z- why don't you shut the hell up? comparing pestering one thing to pestering something dearer isn't nearly as offensive as comparing zmespeeds life to that of some stupid little animal. You're out of line and should apologize, don't ever suggest suicide, what are you thinking?!
oh yeah, and Destiny350Z- why don't you shut the hell up? comparing pestering one thing to pestering something dearer isn't nearly as offensive as comparing zmespeeds life to that of some stupid little animal. You're out of line and should apologize, don't ever suggest suicide, what are you thinking?!
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Originally Posted by Landbarger
oh yeah, and Destiny350Z- why don't you shut the hell up? comparing pestering one thing to pestering something dearer isn't nearly as offensive as comparing zmespeeds life to that of some stupid little animal. You're out of line and should apologize, don't ever suggest suicide, what are you thinking?!
You can kiss my PPW driving ---> ! What are you talking about I'm out of line? What line? I'm always out of line! 
Zmespeed knows I'm just screwing with him!! We are post buddies from way back (link below) Me... apologize..sure..I'm sorry that you take me so seriously that you had to get your panties all in a twist!! https://my350z.com/forum/showthread....0&page=4&pp=20
Originally Posted by hfm
I don't think you should get mad and shoot them, you should get even. What you need to do is defecate in a large bucket. Then do on to them as they do on to you. Run around the yard, bucket in one hand until you find their homestead. Trees. Grab a big round ball of poop and nail that tree over and over. Keep running around the yard, find the next tree and poop all over that one too. Make you you fling the feces high in the air so that you get as much of the branches and folliage as possible. Keep at it until your bucket is empty and when you're done, pop open a cool brew, sit in your lawn chair and enjoy your Miller time.
Besides, who likes hearing birds early in the morning? Nature is over-rated.
Besides, who likes hearing birds early in the morning? Nature is over-rated.
