ok so now ive got my car together enough to drive. right now its parked just out side my garage. i went in side to get a sodering kit. minutes later i come out to see a bird fly out of my garage. odd the the second one this week (some of us know what happend last time)
https://my350z.com/forum/2003-2009-nissan-350z/118524-your-z-is-not-safe-the-birds-will-find-you-and-poop-alll-over-you-this-is-why.html
i quickly check my car for bird poo. none, so no birds die to day, at least i thought.

while i was a way the birds have been infiltrating my garage through the basicly always open left garage door. they have created a compound (nest) deep behind enemy lines (back corner of garage, of corse z side).

upon closer Inspection i have discoverd many little poopies on the lawn mower and floor. i can only imagine the carnage that is about to take place, this will be a battle of which the likes have never been seen. many lives will be lost but all for the better of my cars pant, so its cool

im am doing recon missions right now to deturmine the birds habbits, then i will move in..

(more poo then shown)

 

ooh that rifle looks like fun

 

Time to get medieval on their A$$ !

 

I think your next move should be to check your spelling before posting:
and just for the record " no you are not cool"

 

why not just close the door to your garage? Why kill birds for no reason?

 

I think you need to put a scarecrow on your car.

 

+1.

That's just funny, no matter who you are.

 

My thoughts exactly. It's not hard to be macho with little birdies

 

If the birds are nesting, they will continue to nest until you chase them away. Unfortunately the best way is to scare them to death.

Establish your no-fly zone my friend, I have been where you are now.

 

honestly i dont give a ***** about spelling. but if it would make me cool then i guess i might just spell things corectly, ya know just so you would think im cool.

 

ya that would be an easy solution theorecally (i cant spell and i know it) but in practice it just does not hold up. other peolpe in my family open the doors all the time and dont close them. plus i kinda like the hunt, a throw back to when i was ten

 

all i know is, i want to be on zmespeed's good side

 

Just get up there and move the nest. at the very least you don't want to be cleaning bird blood and repairing bullet holes in your garage.

 

a throw back to when i was ten [/QUOTE]

ah memories

 

ya moving the nest would probably deffinatly work. but im afraid they might come back some time. plus i realy just want an excuse to shoot em.

 

get 'er done

 

You might miss w/ the bb gun. I suggest you use the 12 gage .

 

Alright, I'm glad I found this, there's two damn male cardinals that keep flying around my passenger side mirror and getting excited at their own reflection. Which would be alright if they only enjoyed the view, but no...they perch on the small sill and **** all over the car, I don't have a pic of it, but there are about 5 different (big) spots on it. As for all the softies...don't worry about the birds, they'll never feel it if I have my way...

All the same, sorry about that man, at least you've got a garage you can keep it in.

 

i would if i had one, mmmm. may be ill borrow my buddys gun, much better suited to the job good idea.

 

that super sucks dude, buy a gun and shoot those ****'s
(in ohio is ilegal to shoot cardnels)
i have this crazy female cardnal that just runns in to my house windows all day. ive almost gotten used to it, it been doing this for over a year. mmm might have to change that, and burry it realy quickly.