159 a few times. Made it from Dallas to Houma La in 5.5 hours. Thats exactly 500 miles door to door with 2 gas breaks and 1 pee break. Do the math.

 

130mph on a stretch doing duty against of all things a G.

 

115mph last night, not as high as my previous 137, but damn it felt nice to break 90 again... hadn't done it in a while.

 

i have gas bubbles in my tummy

 

150mph long time ago. I have hit 140 a few times and triple digits many times. I haven't taken it over 100 since my 106 in a 65 zone ticket over a year ago.

I did 155mph on my bike like 2 or 3 months ago, THAT was a rush!!! I hit triple digits on the bike quite often (because 60 to 100+ and back to 60 takes seconds).

 

where in chicago can you go that fast....i call bs!!! lol...just messin

 

Remember: don't hold your farts in! Gas travels up your spine and into your brain. This is where sh*tty ideas come from!

 

On the bike, any highway will do, it doesn't take much.

In the 350z, it was on a flat, long, straight and empty country road (take North ave like 1 to 2 hrs west & you'll see, hehehehe)

 

im afraid if i fart....ill poop myself. and there is no good baffroom near me. it hurts...

 

yeah...the north is great...long roads...lots of twisties and straights. god i hate florida. i need turns in my life!

 

LMAO, that sucks...

 

yeah i know. im gonna go visit my mom and just drive around. she lives in "wista" mass. lol

 

after all that....i made poopy