His battery was low, so he got nervous and started tapping the shift key.

 

Its nice to see you ****ers have nothing better to do with your life.

 

and on a more serious note...

You are ummm aggravating us. Women do that sort of stuff. Its part of your nature. Its in you genes. Eve got under Adam's skin. Its been going on since the beginning of time. Bless you for being for being...different.

 

Well, at least it looks like you got new batteries for your keyboard.